Reasons why ficwad should make an exception and let me give you the 6th rating point:
-) The repetition of the good guy line.
-) Making me cherish your dramatic chapters just as much as crazy insane humorous chapters.
-) Patrick's reactions. Especially the first one.
-) Channel hopping between the various short scenes. ;)
-) To make it up to you because I feel really guilty about not having read this earlier.