OK, before I start: What was a straight edge guy like James doing in a hip hop club? Seriously! He is straight edge, right? I figured with the triple x tattoo, I had three options: A. He's a sXe guy. B. He's a porn star. C. He really likes that Vin Diesel movie...moving on. Elyse does need a man. But I think it would be high-larious if James was interested in Max. And I like how you hinted at the naked pictures(which contrary to the belief of a certain Brit, I have NOT seen...well, except for that one time...and that other time...) and the feud between Petard and Hey Chris without actually telling the reader anything. And THANK YOU for pointing out that it is his own fault. Do not take pictures of your flacid dong, put them on your sidekick, and expect them NOT to be seen on the internet by Kyle and other teenies. Point for you, my love.