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6pm
"Assembled masses" The Sorting Hat's voice rang out across the stadium, drawing everyone's attention "If you would all kindly look to the north end of the pitch, I believe that our hosts have conjured up some more entertainment"
Everyone turned, to see a blinding flash of light fill the pitch. When it cleared, they saw Voldemort and Harry stood at the end of the pitch on a small stage that had appeared from nowhere. Behind them, there was a large white screen, and on one side of the stage there were a group of death eaters, and on the other, Hermione, Luna, Ginny and Sally.
Suddenly the stadium was filled with music...
xoxox
Voldemort
Summer slaying, had me a blast
Harry
Summer slaying, ended so fast,
You cursed a kid, cute as could be
Voldemort
The killing curse rebound, hit me
Harry
What a night
Voldemort
Gave me a fright
Harry/Voldemort
And now we're set for one final fight
Death Eaters
Tell me more, tell me more
Malfoy
How did it go so wrong?
Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Ginny
And what the hell is this song?
Harry
Went to Hogwarts, met a cute gal
Voldemort
I went there too, possessing Quirrell
Tried to steal the Philosoper's stone
Harry
And then we stopped him, all on our own
Voldemort/Harry
But that's not the end,
is it my friend,
until we have one final fight
Death Eaters
Tell me more, tell me more
Dolohov
So what's with the snake?
Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Ginny
It made my heart break!
Voldemort
Tried to get it to kill all mudbloods
Harry
You just ended up causing some floods
Then we rescued Miss Ginevra Weasley
Voldemort
And you killed a young, teenage me!!
Harry
We should sing a new song
Voldemort
This has gone on too long
Voldemort/Harry
And people want to get home tonight...
Death Eaters/Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Sirius (from the sidelines)
But who's posing as me?
Death Eaters/Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Ginny
And for the last time, IT'S BLOODY GINNY!!
(the music changes, and Malfoy moves to the front with Voldemort, while Harry takes a step back)
Malfoy
Guess mine's not the first heart tortured,
My eyes are not the first to cry.
I'm not the first to say, there's
Just no getting 'way from you
Voldemort
I know your just a fool who's willing,
to sit around and wait on me.
But Malfoy, can't you see,
There's no way of escaping me.
Malfoy
I'm hopelessly devoted to you.
But now there's no way to hide,
This Dark Mark on my side,
I'm out of my head,
hopelessly devoted to you,
Hopelessly devoted to you...
(music changes again, and Ginny, Harry, Sally and Hermione move to the front)
Ginny
There are worse things I could do,
Than chase a boy like you.
Even though you seem to hate me,
And do not want to date me,
And refuse to let me woo,
There are worse things I could do...
Harry
You could join with Voldemort
Sally
You could use the Wizard Court
Hermione
Curse him with "Imperio",
And of course, he'd never know,
how he fell in love with you...
(Ginny stares at her, contemplating the idea, then shakes her head)
Ginny
But those are things I'd never do...
(music changes again, and Luna walks forward while the others drop back)
Luna
Look at me, there has to be,
something more than what you see.
Strange and obscure, but so scared and unsure..
The girl you all call "Loony"
When you criticise and make fun of me,
Can't you see the pain in my smile?
Don't you realise there's just one of me,
And it has to last for a while...
Luna, you can start a new
Show the world what you can do.
So hold your head high, take a deep breath and cry
"If you all think I am giving up the way I see the world, then I really don't know where you get off calling me crazy!"
(the music stops as everyone turns and stares at her, and she simply shrugs)
It's not my fault if they don't write the music to fit my mood, is it?
(the music starts again)
Voldemort
It grows colder, so now we must go
Harry
The authors will be returning, you know.
Voldemort
And with them, they bring our destiny
Harry
Wonder what the outcome will be?
Voldemort/Harry
All our dreams, ripped at the seams.
Because of, this one, last, fi-ight.
Girls/Death Eaters.
Tell me more, Tell me More-or-or-ore-or-or-oreeeee
Sally (speaking over the music)
Thank you all for coming. Good night, and god bless.
xoxox
The lyrics contained/parodied here-in are the property of their original owner. Although I am not sure who that is, it isn't me, nor this site :)
"Assembled masses" The Sorting Hat's voice rang out across the stadium, drawing everyone's attention "If you would all kindly look to the north end of the pitch, I believe that our hosts have conjured up some more entertainment"
Everyone turned, to see a blinding flash of light fill the pitch. When it cleared, they saw Voldemort and Harry stood at the end of the pitch on a small stage that had appeared from nowhere. Behind them, there was a large white screen, and on one side of the stage there were a group of death eaters, and on the other, Hermione, Luna, Ginny and Sally.
Suddenly the stadium was filled with music...
xoxox
Voldemort
Summer slaying, had me a blast
Harry
Summer slaying, ended so fast,
You cursed a kid, cute as could be
Voldemort
The killing curse rebound, hit me
Harry
What a night
Voldemort
Gave me a fright
Harry/Voldemort
And now we're set for one final fight
Death Eaters
Tell me more, tell me more
Malfoy
How did it go so wrong?
Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Ginny
And what the hell is this song?
Harry
Went to Hogwarts, met a cute gal
Voldemort
I went there too, possessing Quirrell
Tried to steal the Philosoper's stone
Harry
And then we stopped him, all on our own
Voldemort/Harry
But that's not the end,
is it my friend,
until we have one final fight
Death Eaters
Tell me more, tell me more
Dolohov
So what's with the snake?
Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Ginny
It made my heart break!
Voldemort
Tried to get it to kill all mudbloods
Harry
You just ended up causing some floods
Then we rescued Miss Ginevra Weasley
Voldemort
And you killed a young, teenage me!!
Harry
We should sing a new song
Voldemort
This has gone on too long
Voldemort/Harry
And people want to get home tonight...
Death Eaters/Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Sirius (from the sidelines)
But who's posing as me?
Death Eaters/Girls
Tell me more, tell me more
Ginny
And for the last time, IT'S BLOODY GINNY!!
(the music changes, and Malfoy moves to the front with Voldemort, while Harry takes a step back)
Malfoy
Guess mine's not the first heart tortured,
My eyes are not the first to cry.
I'm not the first to say, there's
Just no getting 'way from you
Voldemort
I know your just a fool who's willing,
to sit around and wait on me.
But Malfoy, can't you see,
There's no way of escaping me.
Malfoy
I'm hopelessly devoted to you.
But now there's no way to hide,
This Dark Mark on my side,
I'm out of my head,
hopelessly devoted to you,
Hopelessly devoted to you...
(music changes again, and Ginny, Harry, Sally and Hermione move to the front)
Ginny
There are worse things I could do,
Than chase a boy like you.
Even though you seem to hate me,
And do not want to date me,
And refuse to let me woo,
There are worse things I could do...
Harry
You could join with Voldemort
Sally
You could use the Wizard Court
Hermione
Curse him with "Imperio",
And of course, he'd never know,
how he fell in love with you...
(Ginny stares at her, contemplating the idea, then shakes her head)
Ginny
But those are things I'd never do...
(music changes again, and Luna walks forward while the others drop back)
Luna
Look at me, there has to be,
something more than what you see.
Strange and obscure, but so scared and unsure..
The girl you all call "Loony"
When you criticise and make fun of me,
Can't you see the pain in my smile?
Don't you realise there's just one of me,
And it has to last for a while...
Luna, you can start a new
Show the world what you can do.
So hold your head high, take a deep breath and cry
"If you all think I am giving up the way I see the world, then I really don't know where you get off calling me crazy!"
(the music stops as everyone turns and stares at her, and she simply shrugs)
It's not my fault if they don't write the music to fit my mood, is it?
(the music starts again)
Voldemort
It grows colder, so now we must go
Harry
The authors will be returning, you know.
Voldemort
And with them, they bring our destiny
Harry
Wonder what the outcome will be?
Voldemort/Harry
All our dreams, ripped at the seams.
Because of, this one, last, fi-ight.
Girls/Death Eaters.
Tell me more, Tell me More-or-or-ore-or-or-oreeeee
Sally (speaking over the music)
Thank you all for coming. Good night, and god bless.
xoxox
The lyrics contained/parodied here-in are the property of their original owner. Although I am not sure who that is, it isn't me, nor this site :)
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