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Interview

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This is an interview of the main Characters of " Sword of Seiten ". The interviewer is Named Katsuya, he is tall Muscular, pale skinned yellow eyed, black haired vampire, Hes a character from one of my earlier stories and he might be in " Love of the dead ". Now here we are in a large room, a big circular Desk, Sky, SPD uniform, Bridge on his right similar clothes, and Kyoshiro on his left. wearing tight leather pants,

Katsuya: I would like to welcome the three of you for showing up, the others couldnt be here, Akira is in an icecream eating contest, Gaara is proving his existence, and Riku and Stefan are screwing, so how do you guys feel?

Bridge: Horny

Sky: Horny

Kyoshiro: Murderous...and Horny

Katsuya( Nods his head ): Excellent, Now " Sword of Seiten " is a romantic action story, Bridge you are the main character whose bloody past comes back to haunt him, how do you feel about this role?

Bridge: I like it a lot, its got power rangers mixed with good old anime, whats not to like, I feel very good about it

Kyoshiro: Especially in your ass, Oh and FYI, I was the one who killed all those peoples you were asleep

Bridge( Growls ): Why you son of a-!!

Katsuya: Kyoshiro, People want to know more about you, who exactly are you?, you look exactly like Bridge, cept the red hair and eyes

Kyoshiro: I am Bridge, yet I am not

Katsuya( confused ): Care to explain?

Kyoshiro: Its not hard to understand you Idiot, Kyoshiro is that douchebags real name( points at Bridge ), but when he went psycho and started killing I was born, but sometime later, the bastard suppressed me and came up with name Bridge Carson, in essence we are one in the same, cept Im a better bottom boy then him( winks at Sky )

Bridge: The hell you are, were the same, therefore are bottomboy powers are one and the same, numbnuts!!

Katsuya( In an attempt to stop a fight ): Bridge how did you come up with that name

Katsuya: Bridge how did you come up with that name?

Bridge: Carson was my mothers last name, and Bridge symbolizes, the Bridge from insanity, to sanity

Kyoshiro: I am not insane!!, okay sure I make frequnt death threats, Im sadistic, I constantly mock people, I have a cool maniacal laugh, I give my opponents to many opportunitys to kill me before I completely overpower them, But deep down inside Im a go-( starts maniacaly laughing ) Damn almost got that out, but true I am rather evil and perverted. but so are you

Bridge: I am not evil!!

Katsuya: Sky we havent heard anything from you, how do you feel about the story?, and leaving SPD?

Sky( Grins bigly ): I like it a lot!!, I mean, Im with my soulmate, were traveling, Leaving SPD was kinda hard but following your heart is very important

Kyoshiro: You forgot to mention the story that you get lucky in every chapter, you musclebound greek god, now, lose the shirt!!

Sky( Grins innocently ): Did I? ( takes off his shirt )

Bridge and Kyoshiro eye him like dogs in heat!!

Katsuya( Sweatdrops ): Umm back to the story, what are your favorite scenes

Bridge: WHEN I TRASHED THAT HOME WRECKING BITCH WENDY!!, oh and when I stripped for Sky, oh and when we did it in the command center

Sky: All the times I got laid!!

Kyoshiro: The one time I appeared, and all the times Sky got laid!!

Bridge: What would you know about thoses parts!!

Kyoshiro: I read them and they sound HOTT!!, I want Sky inside of me, the guy is huge!!

Katsuya: Sky many people want to know are you really 14-inches?

Sky I dont like to brag( Rubbs his very noticable bulge )

Kyoshiro: Whipp it out!!

Sky: Really?

Katsuya( Nods shakily ): Go for it

Sky unzipps his pants and his johnson burst out and smacked Katsuya into a wall!!( Just kidding ) But did stick out in a perfect 90 degree angle

Katsuya nose bleed blast out of his chair. Kyoshiro lunges for it only to be knocked back into his chair by Bridge

Bridge the only one who will touch that is ME!!

Kyoshiro: but I am YOU!!

Katsuya climbs back into his chair, tissues stuffed up his nostrils

Katsuya: U-u-u-um where doe the name Crimson king come from?

Kyoshiro: Its what I was named, from all the blood I spilt and because thats my power

Katsuya: Your power?

Bridge: ill explain, you see Some people who wield all the elements, like fire, water, ETC, have control over them in color form, Like Riku and his black elements

Katsuya: So red is both your colors?

Bridge: My true color is white, thats why I was able to wield the sword Seiten, it was a holy based item, and that is my power

Kyoshiro: Though its less cool then mine, right Sky?

Sky: both your powers sound really cool, your both HOT

Kyoshiro: Hey, Why cant I have sex with Sky, if were both the same person, please Bridge It wouldnt be like he's cheating PLEASE, IM SO HORNYYY

Bridge( Winces ): No not the puppy dog pout!!, oh fine!!

Sky and Kyoshiro rush into the next room

sixty-nine minuts later... Katsuya and Bridge are engaged in a tense Yu-gi-oh card duel, though Bridges attention was on the action next, but that still didnt stop him from winning

Bridge: I summon, Ra, Obelsik, and Slifer, direct attack on your life points

Katsuya: Dammit I lost again

Kyoshiro: OG GOD YES!!, FUCK ME HARD SKY, POUND MY ASS, DRILL YOUR HUGE MEAT IN!!

Sky: OH CHRIST, SWEET MARY JESUS, JOSEPH FUCK!!, YEAH TAKE ME HARD!!

Sky and Kyoshiro: OOOOOOHHHHHHYEAHHHHHHHHH

Heavy breathing

Katsuya was now hiding under the table as the door opened. Sky and Kyoshiro walked out drenched in sweat, a special cushion appeared in Kyoshiros chair as he sat down.

Sky( still trying to catch his breath ): That...Was... Nice, though not as good as you baby

Kyoshiro: Man you know how to FUCK, and Its been a longer while for me then it has been for him, give me time and ill be up to speed

Bridge suddenly stands up and drags Sky back into the room, seventy-four minutes later

Kyoshiro: Activate trap card Raigeki Break then, Exodia Awaken

Katsuya: I suck at this game

The screams and animalistic roars, and followed by thew sound of a bed braking, Sky walked in carrying Bridge bridal style back to his seat

Katsuya: Are we all happy?

They nodded

Katsuya: Good now whats going to happen in the next chapter?

Sky: Well we fight the A-squad, and...

While Sky explained Bridge and Kyoshiro have an important discussion

Bridge: Okay since you are me, and we both like having Sky inside us

Kyoshiro: So during the time were not doing the story, well be getting it on with Schuyler, excellent

Sky: Yeah and thats that

Bridge: Sky weve decided that, when the writer is doing his other stories well be getting plowed by you

Sky: sounds fine to me!!

Kyoshiro: This makes me wish you had two wangers

Sky: No problem Im good with my fingers to

Katsuya: OKAY NOW, Kyoshiro what kind of sword is that?

Kyoshiro( Raises long red sword ): A Nodachi, a japanese long sword, Riku has one two, pretty nifty

Bridge: Hey I want to give a shoutout, to Terrific Tina, her fic " Talkshow ", rules!!

Sky: True, but why do I have to be such a prude for? Why cant I simply fuck you silly

Kyoshiro: Perhaps I should have a talk with that version of you a little, innocent, non threatening talk, also, Ive heard theres a strong guy named Vegito on there, Another of my excellent personality bonuses, I seek out strong enemys to face, then beat in humiliating ways,WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bridge( Sweatdrops ): Another one would be the lunatic grin, thats forever on your face

Sky: Are we about done, I have twi things I need to do, now!!

Katsuya: Okay one last question and its for Bridge, have you ecer considered yourself the motherly type

Bridge( stares at him ): Huh no, what the hell kind of question is that!

Katsuya(smiles mysteryously ): Oh I was just curious

Bridge: What does that...( Eyes widen ) N-no dont me that im gonna be- OH GOD

Katsuya: Hey I didnt say anything

Sky: What are they talking about?

Kyoshiro: No idea

Katsuya: Well thats all the time we have right now, so

Bridge: Wait a fucking minute, hey answer me( Grabs the sword of Seitan ) Red wind slash!!, Crimson lightining!!, Suzaku rise!!

Katsuya: AHHHHHH, he's tearing the place apart-BONK( a piece of ceiling falls on his head )

Sky: Bridge enough!!, now come on so I can screw you two!!

Kyoshiro: Unless youd rather stay here

Bridge: WAAAH wait for me!!

( Sometime much later )

Katsuya crawls out of the wreckage, Sky, Bridge, and Kyoshiro are in the next room( which miraculously survived ) having sex

Katsuya: Well fans, till next time, and till we can repair this place, enjoy the next chapter coming soon BYYYYY( Dissolves into a swarm of bats and flies away