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"Gee... say something to me..."
When it rains, it pours. Sometimes literally.
I could peel a fucking orange with my nipples right now.
And in the darkness, you shall find love.
“Do you work here?”
SURPRISE!! Guest starring Eliza Cuts
"I'm going to die because of this baby..."
Kind of a depressing chapter, at least I think so. Cute ending though.
"You're fucking amazing Bert."
Once again, depressing chapter. I promise they'll stop soon.
"You know, Bert, you really shouldn't talk shit about people behind their backs."
Gerard doesn't get arrested. Calm down.
"Vegetables That Can Harm Your Fetus"
Bert is just racking up the enemies. Frank, the police, Fat redneck women...
"And since when has his asshole turned you off Berty-Boo?"
OMFG FIRST KISS. READ AND REVIEW
"What in the name of fuck are you doing?"
Bert finds a new friend, and Gerard tries to get even closer
"Your toaster hates me."
One of my favorite chapters. Just cute and fluffy, even the ending.
The court date begins creeping up on our heros...
"He looked cold."
Snowmen, broken arms and more drama than Facebook after prom night.
"... Isn't that why we're here?"
Court room fun... if you can even call it that. STARRING BOB BRYAR (HELLS YEAH)
"I didn't think you'd ever show up."
Drama and fluff and more medical nonsense. Oh, and you learn the baby's gender
"O-oh God... d-don't stop."
It's everything you think it is and more
"Unbeknown? Well didn't someone use their big boys words today?"
Bert isn't defective. Lots of fluff and stuff. Cutesy chapter.
"You're in labor, retard."
HERE COMES THE BABY!
"I really, really hate needles, Bert."
DEDICATED TO JESUS! More random fluff... and baby daddy's. I swear this story is like a bad episode of Jerry Springer.
"So now I'm a box of fucking Lucky Charms? Well fuck you, good sir."
The ending is depressing.I actually started to cry...