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• The Big Box of Silliness

  (#) foolishwandwaver 2008-09-24

  OH! This is just too funny! I urge you to consider continuing this story line.

• The Big Box of Silliness

  (#) whatareyouevensaying 2008-09-24

  I can't help but feel that this was two drabbles combined into one. Either way, it/they was/were enjoyable!

• The Big Box of Silliness

  (#) xandrian 2008-09-24

  Please consider continuing the want ads story; it's hilarious. Of course it would be preferable for you to finish your other wonderful stories first though.

• The Big Box of Silliness

  (#) cloneserpents 2008-09-24

  “... writing whiney country music songs.” The greatest threat the free world has EVER faced.
  
  You can't leave it at that. I'm sorry, but I must insist that you continue. Perhaps Harry becomes stinking rich because every evil organization gives him twenty million galleons in hopes of becoming his nemesis. Maybe they'll even come to Hogwarts like some sort of talent scout and try to woo him with a show of evil (i.e. kidnapping and/or torturing Ron and/or Ginny).
  
  “You see, Mister Potter, we at Corvid-Talon employ varied techniques. Not only are we using the classic thumb-screws on your ginger side-kick, we are are also using a variant on the Cruciatus that is focused on his arches of his feet. Quite excruciating, I assure you.” Lady Seline said with a dramatic flourish.
  “That's all well and good, but I'm still not convinced you're the evil organization for me,” Harry returned over the agonizing screams of Ron.
  “Well, then, let me show you what we can do to your number one fan-girl,” Seline said while waving her wand at Ginny. “Tell me, Mister Potter, are you familiar with the classic 'bamboo shoots under the fingernail' technique?”
  “Yeah.”
  “We at Corvid-Talon prefer beater bats over bamboo shoots.”
  
  
  
  Also, where were Hermione and Luna's personal ads? I would suggest something, but knowing me I'd come up with orgies in the library or the like. Not like that's a bad thing.
  
  Shawn (a.k.a. cloneserpents)
  
  

  Author's response

  - Hermione would NEVER write a personal, NEVER.
  
  - Luna would, but it wouldn't be in the Prophet.

• The Big Box of Silliness

  (#) Cateagle 2009-01-08

  Harry looked down at his ruined meal and wondered if the day could possibly get any worse.
  
  Oh, ghod, that's the classic ritual for inviting all sorts of disasters.

• The Big Box of Silliness

  (#) LabRat 2009-09-22

  Okay, we really didn't need to see the Ron one. I don't know about you, but that Ginny one seemed kind of hot. I'm picturing one of the Suicide Girls from her description.
  
  I disagree, Hermione would have done one. The only thing is, it would have been so long and detailed that it would have ended up either singling out someone, or eliminating all possibilities. You should have done a Luna one anyway.
  
  Here's a start for Hermione... exhibitionist bibliophile, seeking interesting visits to the library after hours...
  
  For Luna...slightly damaged, can see creatures that you can't, prone to kidnapping crushes (you should know where that one came from),
  
  Well damn, you never wonder if your day can get worse, because it will.
  
  This is a story that you should definitely continue.

• The Big Box of Silliness

  (#) pendragon36 2010-04-27

  you really should write an actual story from this, it was very funny and a great story idea.

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