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Big Brother: The Magical Edition
Chapter 2: Questionnaires

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First and Last Name: Harry Potter
Sex: Male
Hobbies: Defeating Dark Lords
Favorite Color: Magenta
Favorite Book: Quidditch Throughout The Ages
Favorite Animal: Phoenix
Favorite Holiday: Not summer!
Favorite Sport: Quidditch
Favorite Word: Not 'Potty'
Favorite Phrase: Boy-Who-Lived
Favorite Movie: Indian Jones
Favorite Camp Song: Never been camping
Favorite Article of Clothing: Glasses
Favorite Food: Anything made by Mrs. Weasley
Least Favorite Food: Anything made by Ron or Dobby
Most Embarrassing Moment: I have lots of them
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Phoenix or Lion
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: My Firebolt and wand
What do you wear to bed: Oversized T-shirt
How do you sleep: Nightmares-No, visions-Wait, scary visions
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms



First and Last Name: Ron Weasley
Sex: Boy
Hobbies: Ferret stalking/glomping, Quidditch
Favorite Color: Not maroon, I like orange
Favorite Book: Chuddly Cannons
Favorite Animal: Fox
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
Favorite Sport: Quidditch
Favorite Word: Wicked
Favorite Phrase: Bloody hell
Favorite Movie: Stalking the Cuddly Cannons/ Do-it yourself ferret care
Favorite Camp Song: Barges
Favorite Article of Clothing: Cuddly Cannons T-shirt
Favorite Food: Almost anything
Least Favorite Food: Harry, Hermione and Dobby's cooking
Most Embarrassing Moment: Sleeping next to Scabbers, then finding out he's a man
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Both
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate Cheez-its
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Fox
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Malfoy and pranking supplies
What do you wear to bed: Chuddly Cannons footies
How do you sleep: Dead like a dog
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Both



First and Last Name: Hermione Granger
Sex: Female
Hobbies: Reading/ Stalking Ron
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Book: Hogwarts: A History
Favorite Animal: Otter
Favorite Holiday: National Book Day
Favorite Sport: N/A
Favorite Word: Ronald!
Favorite Phrase: Ignore him, Harry
Favorite Movie: Princess Diaries
Favorite Camp Song: Princess Pat
Favorite Article of Clothing: The dress I wore to the Yule Ball
Favorite Food: Strawberries
Least Favorite Food: Anything Ron tries to cook
Most Embarrassing Moment: When I couldn't defeat the boggart
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: Whatever Ronald wears
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Otter
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Books and a Time Turner
What do you wear to bed: pj's
How do you sleep: Quiet well...in the boy's dorm
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms



First and Last Name: Severus Snape
Sex: Male
Hobbies: Playing in the dungeon, pickling animals, playing w/ chemistry set
Favorite Color: Black (Not the man)
Favorite Book: 1001 Ways to Pickle Grindylows
Favorite Animal: Not big furry black dogs or werewolves or stags
Favorite Holiday: National Cow Appreciation Day
Favorite Sport: Potter Stalking
Favorite Word: Pickle
Favorite Phrase: 50 pts. from Gryffindor!; Potter, Weasley DETENTION!
Favorite Movie: Care bears the Movie 2
Favorite Camp Song: I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
Favorite Article of Clothing: Black Bellowing Robe (Gives me a nice menacing look)
Favorite Food: Pickle
Least Favorite Food: Lemon drops
Most Embarrassing Moment: Underwear (book 5); anything with Potter
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: Back and Forth/ Both
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Raven
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Weasley detention center and my cauldron & chemistry set
What do you wear to bed: Skin- WAIT! Why am I answering?!
How do you sleep: After and Weasley/Potter detention, pretty good
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Both



First and Last Name: Draco Malfoy
Sex: Mail
Hobbies: Seeking revenge on Potter; Weasley stalking
Favorite Color: Green and Silver
Favorite Book: 101 Ways to Style Your Hair
Favorite Animal: Not ferret! Foxes are cute...
Favorite Holiday: X-mas (Presents, I'm a rich boy)
Favorite Sport: Quidditch; Fox hunting
Favorite Word: Weasel; Potty; Mudblood
Favorite Phrase: Goyle, No that's not edible-Oh, too late
Favorite Movie: Movie? turns head to side
Favorite Camp Song: Camp? (Humidity is bad for my hair)
Favorite Article of Clothing: Skintight leather pants
Favorite Food: Brussel sprouts
Least Favorite Food: Strawberries and whipped cream
Most Embarrassing Moment: One word: Ferret
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Only the finest croutons
Boxers of Briefs: ...Are there any fan girls around here?
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Not ferret; Viper
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Weasley, hair care products, wand for cursing Weasel (I love him!) ...I'm rich, I get twice as much
What do you wear to bed: looks for fan girls Can't tell you Shifty eyes
How do you sleep: Shifty eyes Double king size feather bed, everyone else in dorm sleeps outside
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars (I worship Darth Vader)
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Ewww...what am I, a Weasley?! (Wish I was...)



First and Last Name: Gilderoy Lockhart
Sex: Undecided
Hobbies: Reading my own books; Looking at my reflection
Favorite Color: Lilac
Favorite Book: Magical Me
Favorite Animal: Not Pixies
Favorite Holiday: Valentine's Day; My Birthday
Favorite Sport: Watching my students catch the pixies
Favorite Word: Me
Favorite Phrase: You hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Starring me!)
Favorite Camp Song: I'm a Nut
Favorite Article of Clothing: Lilac robes
Favorite Food: Nuts
Least Favorite Food: Pixiesticks
Most Embarrassing Moment: Pixies; Memory loss
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: Briefs
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Cheez-its
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Not, not, not Pixie
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: A mirror and my books
What do you wear to bed: Lilac pj's/ Fuzzy pink slippers/ eye-mask and curlers (I love my hair care products)
How do you sleep: I dream of fortune and glory
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms



First and Last Name: Albus Dumbledore
Sex: Male, technically
Hobbies: Classifying lemon drops; Spying on people through my chocolate frog cards
Favorite Color: Sky blue
Favorite Book: 101 Uses for Lemon Drops
Favorite Animal: Phoenix
Favorite Holiday: National Sweets Appreciation Day
Favorite Sport: Swimming
Favorite Word: Excellent
Favorite Phrase: Would you care for a lemon drop?
Favorite Movie: How Lemon Drops are Made, hosted by Mr. Rogers
Favorite Camp Song: Oh I wish I were a lemon drop
Favorite Article of Clothing: Thick, woolen socks knitted by Dobby (He's got great taste)
Favorite Food: Lemon drops
Least Favorite Food: Vomit favor Bertie Botts
Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting thrown out of Hogwarts TWICE by Fudge
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: It depends on the laundry status
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Phoenix, lemon drop colored
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Fawkes and lemon drops
What do you wear to bed: Sky blue night gown
How do you sleep: Terrible since Voldemort's return
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms



First and Last Name: Alastor Moody
Sex: No!
Hobbies: Stalking Snape; Potter and unforgivables; Turning young Malfoy into a ferret
Favorite Color: Lime Green
Favorite Book: No!
Favorite Animal: No!
Favorite Holiday: No!
Favorite Sport: Baseball
Favorite Word: NO!
Favorite Phrase: Constant Vigilance
Favorite Movie: How to Become an Auror (Made by me, Directed by me, Staring me, Supporting actress me...)
Favorite Camp Song: No! (I don't like camping; I like rolling in the mud)
Favorite Article of Clothing: Hipflask
Favorite Food: Fried chicken
Least Favorite Food: Pickled beets
Most Embarrassing Moment: Being shoved in a trunk and my identity taken over
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: ...No!
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Cheez-its
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: No!
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Death eater, my wand and hipflask (I get 3! I'm old)
What do you wear to bed: No!
How do you sleep: No! In trunk
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms



First and Last Name: Minerva McGonagall
Sex: Female
Hobbies: Scaring students; Roaming the hallways drunk
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Book: Transfiguration: A Magical Art
Favorite Animal: Cat
Favorite Holiday: National Pet Your Cat Day
Favorite Sport: N/A
Favorite Word: Meow
Favorite Phrase: Everybody wants to be a cat
Favorite Movie: Catwoman
Favorite Camp Song: Tarzan
Favorite Article of Clothing: Gryffindor colored scarf
Favorite Food: Cat nip
Least Favorite Food: Dog food
Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting beaten by Umbridge (Fat toad)
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: That's a very personal question you know
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: I'm already one
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Albus and a cat toy
What do you wear to bed: Would you stop asking me these personal questions
How do you sleep: I'm NOT answering
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Anchovies



First and Last Name: Lucius Malfoy
Sex: Male
Hobbies: Mocking Snape; Taunting Potter about Black
Favorite Color: Green and Black
Favorite Book: How to win the Lottery
Favorite Animal: Vulture
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
Favorite Sport: Dodge ball
Favorite Word: Bah-humbug
Favorite Phrase: I've got the urge to herbal
Favorite Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
Favorite Camp Song: Peanut Song
Favorite Article of Clothing: Cape; Death eater robes
Favorite Food: Tacos
Least Favorite Food: Cotton candy
Most Embarrassing Moment: Potter making me lose my house elf
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Bacon bits
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Cheez-its
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Snail
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: House elf and my recliner chair
What do you wear to bed: None of you business
How do you sleep: Very nice, since my Lord's return
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Anchovies



First and Last Name: Ruebus Hagrid
Sex: Half-Giant/ Male
Hobbies: Interbreeding magical animals; Dragons
Favorite Color: Dragon
Favorite Book: The Monster Book of Monsters
Favorite Animal: Anything dangerous...I mean cute
Favorite Holiday: Norbert's Birthday
Favorite Sport: Dragon catching
Favorite Word: Dragon!
Favorite Phrase: I shouldn't have said that
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Starring Norbert)
Favorite Camp Song: Dragon
Favorite Article of Clothing: My jacket with a lot of pockets
Favorite Food: My cooking
Least Favorite Food: Mystery meats
Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting sent to Azkaban....again
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Bacon bits, what's bacon?
Boxers of Briefs: Anything that comes in my size
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Blast-Ended Skrewt
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Norbert and my pink umbrella
What do you wear to bed: pajamas
How do you sleep: With my feet hanging off the bed, snoring
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms



First and Last Name: Remus Lupin
Sex: Werewolf/Man
Hobbies: Howling at the moon; Hanging out with Sirius
Favorite Color: Grey...
Favorite Book: Midnight blues; Goodnight Moon
Favorite Animal: Dog...Wolf...
Favorite Holiday: New Years (Another year without biting anyone)
Favorite Sport: Frisbee or Tag (No biting allowed)
Favorite Word: Howl...
Favorite Phrase: Howl...
Favorite Movie: American Werewolf in London
Favorite Camp Song: Goodnight Sweetheart
Favorite Article of Clothing: Tail warmer
Favorite Food: Not people, Sirius is an exception, Snape too (He's yummy_
Least Favorite Food: Sirius's cooking, although HE is yummy...
Most Embarrassing Moment: Transforming in front of Snape. Its such a private thing...peeping tom
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Kibbles n' bits bacon bits
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers with a tail hole
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Wolf
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Sirius and a bar
What do you wear to bed: Fur
How do you sleep: Curled up in a little ball, on a doggie bed my dear snuffles knitted for me, although Lily did a better job
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Anchovies



First and Last Name: Sirius Black
Sex: YES please!
Hobbies: Snape pranking/Stalking/Watching...
Favorite Color: Black (No pun intended
Favorite Book: 3rd Harry Potter Book
Favorite Animal: Dogs (Duh!)
Favorite Holiday: New Years (Another year of freedom!)
Favorite Sport: Frisbee
Favorite Word: Sirius (Pun intended)
Favorite Phrase: Sick'em
Favorite Movie: Air Bud
Favorite Camp Song: Oh I wish I were...
Favorite Article of Clothing: Nothing preferably
Favorite Food: Kibbles n' bits
Least Favorite Food: Cat food
Most Embarrassing Moment: Almost getting kissed by a dementor
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Bacon bits
Boxers of Briefs: Do I have to wear one
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: A dog. Are you paying attention?!
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Remus and a bar
What do you wear to bed: .....
How do you sleep: Would you like to see?
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Neither



First and Last Name: Sibyll Trelawney
Sex: I predict...Female
Hobbies: Predicting Harry's death
Favorite Color: Pink
Favorite Book: How to Read Tea Leaves
Favorite Animal: The grim
Favorite Holiday: National Mind Reader's Day
Favorite Sport: N/A
Favorite Word: Prediction; Death; Grim
Favorite Phrase: It's the GRIM!
Favorite Movie: Scooby-Doo
Favorite Camp Song: Yogi Bear
Favorite Article of Clothing: My pink shawl
Favorite Food: Tea
Least Favorite Food: Dobby's portable meatloaf
Most Embarrassing Moment: When Harry didn't die
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Croutons
Boxers of Briefs: N/A
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Cheez-its
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Parrot
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Tea and my chair
What do you wear to bed: I see...I see.....Nothing
How do you sleep: Well...enough
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Both



First and Last Name: Nymphadora Tonks
Sex: Depends
Hobbies: Scarring students as McGonagall or Snape
Favorite Color: Hot bubble gum pink
Favorite Book: 101 Ways to Freak Out Your Friends
Favorite Animal: Squirrel
Favorite Holiday: Halloween
Favorite Sport: Ice-skating
Favorite Word: Ah!
Favorite Phrase: Wotcher (Insert name of person here)
Favorite Movie: Master of Disguise
Favorite Camp Song: I'm a Nut
Favorite Article of Clothing: Whatever I can 'think' up
Favorite Food: Cheerios; Remus's cooking
Least Favorite Food: Sirius cooking
Most Embarrassing Moment: When I got stck in Snape's form
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Both
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Chocolate
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Anything I can 'think' up
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Remus and a bed or hammock
What do you wear to bed: Pink nighty
How do you sleep: Whatever my form allows
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms


First and Last Name: Lord Voldemort
Sex: Male
Hobbies: Trying to take over the world
Favorite Color: Teal
Favorite Book: 101 Ways to Get Rid of Wormtail
Favorite Animal: Snake
Favorite Holiday: Easter
Favorite Sport: Rugby
Favorite Word: Zoinks
Favorite Phrase: I'm sooo evil
Favorite Movie: The Ring
Favorite Camp Song: Linger
Favorite Article of Clothing: Bunny Boxers
Favorite Food: Unicorn Blood/ Marshmallows now that I'm alive
Least Favorite Food: Wormtail blood
Most Embarrassing Moment: Being defeated by a baby
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Bacon bits
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Cheez-its
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Snake
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Not Wormtail or Dumbledore
What do you wear to bed: Wouldn't you like to know
How do you sleep: Terrible, I must kill Potter
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Anchovies



First and Last Name: Dolores Umbridge
Sex: Pureblood Female
Hobbies: Fly catching-I mean butterfly catching; Potter stalking
Favorite Color: Pink
Favorite Book: Defensive Magical Theory
Favorite Animal: Toad- I mean kitten
Favorite Holiday: National Toad- I mean Kitten Day
Favorite Sport: N/A, I'm too big for a broom
Favorite Word: Detention!
Favorite Phrase: Hem, hem!
Favorite Movie: The Ugly Duckling Goes to Grandma's House
Favorite Camp Song: Oh I wish I were...
Favorite Article of Clothing: My pink cardigan and my little black bow
Favorite Food: Burgers, Fly burgers
Least Favorite Food: Cat food
Most Embarrassing Moment: Being wrongfully arrested by the stupid half-breeds
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Fly bits
Boxers of Briefs: Neither, I like my fuzzy pink thong
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Fly-itz
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Toad- I mean kitten
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Potter and a blood quill
What do you wear to bed: Fuzzy pink night gown w/ matching underpants and my curlers
How do you sleep: On a lily pad-I mean in my cat bed
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings, that Aragon is such a hottie
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Anchovies



First and Last Name: Oliver Wood
Sex: Male
Hobbies: Quidditch, Quidditch, and torturing...I mean training my team
Favorite Color: Scarlet
Favorite Book: Quidditch Through the Ages
Favorite Animal: Golden Snidget
Favorite Holiday: Quidditch Appreciation Day
Favorite Sport: Quidditch...aren't you listening
Favorite Word: QUIDDITCH!!
Favorite Phrase: I love Quidditch; Must beat Slytherin
Favorite Movie: No time to watch a bloody movie! Must train for Quidditch
Favorite Camp Song: I'll Make A Man Out of You! (Quidditch Style)
Favorite Article of Clothing: Quidditch robes
Favorite Food: Protein Shake
Least Favorite Food: Anything with too much fat in it
Most Embarrassing Moment: Losing to Hufflepuff
Croutons of Bacon Bits: Bacon bits
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers, with little brooms on them
Chocolate of Cheez-it: Cheez-its
If you could be an animagus, what type of animal would you be: Eagle
If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have two things, what would they be: Quaffle and my broom
What do you wear to bed: Boxers
How do you sleep: With dreams of winning against Slytherin in Quidditch
Star Wars of Lord of the Rings: Star Wars
Do you prefer mushrooms or anchovies on your pizza: Mushrooms



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