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Big Brother: The Magical Edition
Chapter 3/Day1: A Desert of a Challenge

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7 days have past since our contestants received their letters and we as the hosts of the show have decided to bring all our house guest/contestants together in the Sahara Desert. We don't know why, we enjoy torturing-I mean challenging the houseguests. We enjoy doing it very much so.

The first to appear in all his glory was the mighty Voldemort, Lord.
"What the-This better not be another trip planned by Wormtail for my 'health'. I'll kill him!"

Suddenly the sparkling Lockhart, Gilderoy appeared in a shimmering cloud of lilac and his hair immediately rebelled against his Super-Strength Hair Gel: Titanium Style.
"My Hair!"
"Shut up you! By the way who are you, anyways?"
"You've never heard of me?! I'm-"
Weasley, Ron; Potter, Harry and Granger, Hermione all landed directly on top of Lockhart, at that moment, in that order.
"Ow! Where are w- VOLDEMORT! So this is all your doing!"
"POTTER...so you helped Wormtail with this trip!"
"My hair!' Lockhart shouted from beneath the trio.
"Shut up, Girly-man!"
"Wait...You didn't do this?" Hermione said getting off of Harry, who didn't seem like he was going anywhere until he got some answers. Poor Ron.
"No, I was catching up on some plotting since its been delayed because of the annual Death Eater Family Picnic and Barbeque. Then the next thing I know, I'm here. Then that idiot showed up" said Voldemort pointing at Gilderoy.
"You just don't care because you don't have any hair."
"Didn't I tell you to Shut Up!"

In the mean time Harry had gotten off of Ron, when Malfoy, Lucius and Malfoy, Draco fell from the sky and landed on poor Ronald Weasley. Now by this time Gilderoy was quite unconscious and Ron was pretty sure his spleen had been squished.
"Umm, what are spleens used for?"
"Ahhh! It's the Weasel!"
"Silence Draco!"
"So this is all YOUR doing, Malfoy's!"
Hermione just rolled her eyes, "Harry...be quiet."
"Ah, Lucius my dear associate, would you care to explain what's going on."
"Well, my Lord, I haven't the slightest idea," said Lucius dusting himself off as he got up off of Ron. Draco had already done this and was standing near Voldemort.
"Finally..." said Ron as he attempted to get up off of Lockhart but failed because out of nowhere Lupin, Remus and Black, Sirius fell on top of him.
"I told you not to do that but NOOOOOOOOOO, you just wouldn't listen. You just had to do it anyways because its you and you just can't resist the temptation of not knowing what would of happened if you hadn't done it. And now look what happened to you were in the middle of the Sahara Desert with-Oh hello..." said Remus finally noticing everyone staring at him.
"So, its YOUR fault we're all here isn't!?"
"Harry, will you Shut Up!" screamed Hermione
"Its nice to see you too, Harry" said Sirius, he then looked down to see what he was sitting on and noticed that it was an unconscious Ron and Lockhart "What happened to them?"
"You don't want to know. Trust me" replied Hermione shaking her head. Just then Snape, Severus randomly appeared in Sirius's lap.
"Where the hell am I?"
"Hello Snivellus..." Sirius said cheerfully, or should I say rather too cheerfully.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Snape as he jumped to his feet and moved away slowly and ran into Harry.
"Hello Professor..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Snape jumped and then took a few steps fell to his knees and said "Why me? Why me? Its okay Severus. This is all just a dream. Yes that's it just a terrible, terrible dream. Now all you have to do is wake up." He then shut his eyes very tightly and reopened them a few minutes later to see Sirius, who had finally gotten off of Ron, Harry, Remus and everyone else who was their (except Ron and Gilderoy of course, who were both still unconscious on the ground) looking at him.
"Professor Snape, are you okay?" asked Draco giving his head of house, a very odd expression in deed.
"What's going on here?" questioned Snape
"It would appear that everyone else here is asking that same question" everyone turned to find that Dumbledore, Albus and McGonagall, Minerva to be walking toward them.
"Dumbledore, so this is all YOUR fault?"
"Harry, don't make me put a silencing charm on you" said Hermione giving Harry a death glare that could rival Snape of McGonagall (you know, the one she gives Ron and Harry to make them do their work...)
"Actually, Harry I am not the person who brought us here. In fact Professor McGonagall and I were discussing something regarding the school."
"Indeed we were, when suddenly we both found ourselves sitting no long in Albus's office but rather on top of a very large hill of sand, when we heard a scream coming from over here and went to investigate." She continued "Surely the people who brought us here will contact us soon enough."
"I predict that they will once everyone they have summoned is here. For I have seen with my Inner Eye, that we all have something in common" said Trelawney, Sibyll as she walked toward the rather large group of people
"Scum bag..." muttered McGonagall, only loud enough for the people around her to hear.

Several hours had now passed and everyone was starting to grow very bored. Dumbledore and Voldemort had started a rather...interesting game of 'Go Fish' in which Dumbledore was ahead by 2 pairs.
"Would you happen to have any Dark Marks?" Dumbledore asked with a maniac grin on his face.
"No!" Voldemort replied a little too quickly
"Yes, he does," growled Moody, Alastor (Mad-Eye) from behind the unsuspecting headmaster.
"Where did you come from?"
"If you really want to know..." started Moody with a glance at Tonks, Nymphadora, who arrived with him.
Suddenly everyone turned around from whatever they were doing to look at Moody and gave a resounding "NO!"
"Fine," huffed Moody walking away.
"Wotcher everybody!" Tonks said cheerfully
"So, do any of the newcomers happen to know why we are here?" Trelawney asked
"Isn't that suppose to be your field of expertise?" Tonks asked now glaring at the big-eyed woman
"Break-it up!" Harry shouted before Trelawney could reply. "Everybody knows it's all Moody's fault! I mean he's cool and everything, but he just has that mysterious aura around him."
"Shut Up Harry!" Hermione shouted.
"No," Draco said surprisingly, "I mean, what's with the eye?"
"And the nose..." said Sirius
"And the peg-leg..." said Wood, Oliver getting up from a still very unconscious Ron.
"Ah, I predict that two more of our number will be arriving with in the next 2 hours" Trelawney said in her 'prophecy' voice. "So while we wait, how does a rousing game of 'I spy with my Inner Eye' sound?"
"NO!!" everybody shouted together for the second time that day.

One and a half hours later:
"I spy with my Inner-Eye something big and black," Trelawney said to the large group
"Is it the.........GRIM?" everybody shouted.
"Can we please, STOP," Sirius asked, "This is getting extremely boring. The object has been the grim every single, bloody time." He continued as he got up moving towards to Trelawney.
"Why don't we play something else," Harry said stepping in between Sirius and Trelawney.
Just then a loud crack shook the silence that had settled over the group.
"Hey, I have an idea," Draco said "lets play gang up on the stupid house elf that let our family rot!"
"Does that mean Dobby?" the small house elf asked, as Draco glared at him.
"So it was YOU who brought us here!" Harry shouted
"Harry..." Hermione warned but Dobby interrupted, "Actually, master Harry, Dobby knows the people who brought you here, Dobby is the messenger!"
"Hey guys, what have I missed?" Ron asked, squeezing into the large group that had now congregated around Dobby, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ron had tripped over Draco's foot and landed on Dobby, "It's okay everyone!" Ron shouted to the watching crowd, "Something strange and crunchy broke my fall!"
"Harry Potter, sir! Dobby cannot feel his knees! Can Wheezy please get off of Dobby!"
"Oh, yeah" said Ron finally noticing the small house elf he had squished. He started to get up but was unable to seeing that Hagrid, Ruebus had fallen from the sky and landed on him and Dobby.
"Guess what everyone.... I'm back!" everyone turned around to see Gilderoy Lockhart finally awake from his unconsciousness and standing with his arms wide open and teeth glittering and smiling at them. And for the third time today everyone gave a resounding "NOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Yes, I know," said Gilderoy dusting himself off, "It's almost too good to be tr-" none other than Umbridge, Dolores landed right on top of Gilderoy. This time, the group didn't say "No!", they said "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"This can't be happening," said McGonagall in complete disbelief.
"Not you!" Trelawney said gapping.
"Dobby is loosing circulation in Dobby's head! Will the big man get off of Wheezy, so Wheezy can get off of Dobby?"
"Right, sorry 'bout that Ron," Hagrid said while getting off of him.
"Thank you, sir is too kind," Dobby said as a considerable amount of weight was lifted off of him.
"Yeah, thanks Hagrid," said Ron in agreement as he got off of Dobby.
Meanwhile, we return to Umbridge who conveniently landed on Lockhart and has just now realized this.
"Oh, my! Thank you oh so much for breaking my fall," she sweetly (well as sweet as the old toad can get.)
"Your welcome Madame. Now if you would..."
"It is so kind of a strong man like yourself to do for such a clumsy lady, like me..."
"Yes, well if you'd be so kind as to..."
"Is their anything I can do for you in return for your kind act?"
"Yeah, you can get OFF of me!"
"Well, I never..." she said as she got up and headed for the group.
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"Now that Dobby can feel Dobby's legs again, Dobby can give Dobby's announcement.... which Dobby forgot...." The little elf stood there with a confused look on his face for a few minutes and then said, "Oh yes, Dobby remembers now. Dobby is here to welcome you to Big Brother: The Magical Edition! Now how many people are here?" Dobby pulled out a piece of parchment on which a list of names of the contestants, "We should have master Harry, Hermyony...Hermi- well the really smart girl, Wheezy, the stupid Malfoy's, master Dumbledore, Minerva, Sibyll, Severus, Sirius, Remus, Alastor, Dolores, Gilderoy, Ruebus, Thomas, Oliver and Nymphadora."
"TONKS! Its Just TONKS!"
"Yes well Dobby is just reading off the list" the elf continued, "Now you all need to get to the house so," Dobby pulled out an old pocky box and a rubber duckie, "These are the portkeys. On one portkey we will have Thomas, the stupid Malfoy's, Sirius, Remus, 'Tonks,' Alastor, Severus and Dolores. On the other portkey we should have masters Dumbledore and Harry, Minerva, Gilderoy, Oliver, the really smart girl, Wheezy, Ruebus and Dobby! Now we only have 20 seconds to get the portkeys, so hurry up!"

Everyone gathered around their assigned portkey (Hagrid had a little trouble) and waited. The elf's squeaky voice was just barely heard over the rustle of everyone trying to get comfortable, "Ok everyone...Three...Two...One...BLAST OFF!"

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