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Day1: Getting into the House
0 reviewsyou know instead of just letting them in the house just like that, how about we give them a taste of what is to come....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Big Brother: The Magical Edition
Chapter 4/Day1: Getting into the House
Disclaimer: See chapter 1!
Beware the SLASH!!! Wheeeeee! ^_^
Note: Enjoy this next chapter
And nothing happened...Or did it.
"Stupid useless house elf!" Lucius started toward Dobby, murder gleaming in his eyes.
"Back off Malfoy!" Harry took a dramatic pose between Dobby and the Herbal Essence model gone mad.
"Yes?" Draco said feebly from a hunched over position near Hagrid. Portkeys made him so dizzy....and nauseous....
"There, there!" One giant slap on the back delivered by Hagrid sent him sprawling onto the ground.
Unfortunately right where Ron was sitting.
"I'm gonna be sick...Urg..."
"Ah! Get'em off! Get'em off!"
Everyone just ignored them.
"HARRY!" Hermione screamed shoving Tonks and Trelawney out of the way, "No Heroics!"
Dumbledore sat down and crossed his legs, grinning wildly, "Meditation is the key!"
Silence...
"Well thank you Guru-man!" Voldemort raged stomping around. "What do we do now!? We're stuck in this Grim-Forsaken-"
"It's the GRIM!" Trelawney proclaimed pointing towards Sirius and Remus who had begun a game of Frisbee, Sirius in his doggy form of course.
"Shut up, Hag!" Voldie yelled almost loud enough for the earth to shake.
"Thank you!" Hermione and McGonagall said, with their eyes sparkling at the Dark Lord.
"Er...Your welcome...as I was saying stuck in this Grim forsaken desert with no provisions and its HOT!!"
Umbridge showed a perfect example of just how hot it was by collapsing like a dehydrated toad.
"Ding Dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The WICKED witch!" Trelawney, Hermione, McGonagall and Harry danced and sang at the down fall of the evil toad.
"Water...water..." Moody crawled on the hot sand.
"Um...There's an oasis over there..." said Oliver as he pointed to a not so far off to a palm tree surrounded oasis.
"Not safe....CONSTANT VIGALANCE!!"
"Whatever..." Wood stripped down to his swim trunks (He was prepared) and headed toward the oasis.
"Are you sure its safe to drink?" a still pale Draco asked Hagrid.
Ron took this opportunity to jump into the water directly in front of them.
"Never mind. I refuse to drink anything that, that Weasel has touched!" He secretly filled a small bottle of 'Weasel Water' to worship later.
Once Lockhart had secured his water wingies, he joined the others in the mini pool party (except Dumbledore, Voldemort, Umbridge, Moody and Dobby who had possibly drown a few minutes before) and cried every time he got splashed and/or his hair wet.
The happiness lasted a good half hour.
"I want OUT of this cursed place!" Voldemort screeched before taking off in a random direction. He made it about 10 feet before he crashed into a very solid wall. Hermione looked up from the chicken fight her, McGonagall, Trelawney, and Tonks (Lockhart refereed, from a safe distance) and came to a genius conclusion, " The portkey worked! We're in a room of some sort!"
"I want OUT!!" Voldemort screamed as he banged his fists against the wall in desperation.
"Than why not use the door?" Dumbledore said from his upside-down-meditating-monkey yoga position.
"Door?" Harry said as everyone gathered around the magical old dude.
"Yes, the one I've been watching for a long time now." He pointed to a large iron door, which for some reason no body had noticed.
"There was a door there?! Why didn't you tell us!?" Voldemort said rushing to try and open it.
"No body asked."
Bubbles gathered at the edge of the oasis as Dobby arose from the depths of the water scarring Lockhart so that he fell back into the water and popped one of his water wingies.
"My hair-glub-can't-glup-swim! Hair-glub!"
Lucky for him, Sirius 'doggy paddled' to save him.
"Dobby remembers now!" He said running up to the door excitedly, "All you have to do is say the password!"
"Yes!?" everyone leaned forward to hear the words of freedom, except for Black and Lupin, who were fighting over who had to give an unconscious Lockhart mouth-to-mouth. Neither of them wanted the 'honor.'
Dobby spun around and made a dramatic pose before shouting one single word-"Popsicle!"
The door immediately sprung open and the group stepped out of the small shed, out into the front lawn of their new home.
Note: That's all folks! If you have any questions or comments please R&R!
Chapter 4/Day1: Getting into the House
Disclaimer: See chapter 1!
Beware the SLASH!!! Wheeeeee! ^_^
Note: Enjoy this next chapter
And nothing happened...Or did it.
"Stupid useless house elf!" Lucius started toward Dobby, murder gleaming in his eyes.
"Back off Malfoy!" Harry took a dramatic pose between Dobby and the Herbal Essence model gone mad.
"Yes?" Draco said feebly from a hunched over position near Hagrid. Portkeys made him so dizzy....and nauseous....
"There, there!" One giant slap on the back delivered by Hagrid sent him sprawling onto the ground.
Unfortunately right where Ron was sitting.
"I'm gonna be sick...Urg..."
"Ah! Get'em off! Get'em off!"
Everyone just ignored them.
"HARRY!" Hermione screamed shoving Tonks and Trelawney out of the way, "No Heroics!"
Dumbledore sat down and crossed his legs, grinning wildly, "Meditation is the key!"
Silence...
"Well thank you Guru-man!" Voldemort raged stomping around. "What do we do now!? We're stuck in this Grim-Forsaken-"
"It's the GRIM!" Trelawney proclaimed pointing towards Sirius and Remus who had begun a game of Frisbee, Sirius in his doggy form of course.
"Shut up, Hag!" Voldie yelled almost loud enough for the earth to shake.
"Thank you!" Hermione and McGonagall said, with their eyes sparkling at the Dark Lord.
"Er...Your welcome...as I was saying stuck in this Grim forsaken desert with no provisions and its HOT!!"
Umbridge showed a perfect example of just how hot it was by collapsing like a dehydrated toad.
"Ding Dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The WICKED witch!" Trelawney, Hermione, McGonagall and Harry danced and sang at the down fall of the evil toad.
"Water...water..." Moody crawled on the hot sand.
"Um...There's an oasis over there..." said Oliver as he pointed to a not so far off to a palm tree surrounded oasis.
"Not safe....CONSTANT VIGALANCE!!"
"Whatever..." Wood stripped down to his swim trunks (He was prepared) and headed toward the oasis.
"Are you sure its safe to drink?" a still pale Draco asked Hagrid.
Ron took this opportunity to jump into the water directly in front of them.
"Never mind. I refuse to drink anything that, that Weasel has touched!" He secretly filled a small bottle of 'Weasel Water' to worship later.
Once Lockhart had secured his water wingies, he joined the others in the mini pool party (except Dumbledore, Voldemort, Umbridge, Moody and Dobby who had possibly drown a few minutes before) and cried every time he got splashed and/or his hair wet.
The happiness lasted a good half hour.
"I want OUT of this cursed place!" Voldemort screeched before taking off in a random direction. He made it about 10 feet before he crashed into a very solid wall. Hermione looked up from the chicken fight her, McGonagall, Trelawney, and Tonks (Lockhart refereed, from a safe distance) and came to a genius conclusion, " The portkey worked! We're in a room of some sort!"
"I want OUT!!" Voldemort screamed as he banged his fists against the wall in desperation.
"Than why not use the door?" Dumbledore said from his upside-down-meditating-monkey yoga position.
"Door?" Harry said as everyone gathered around the magical old dude.
"Yes, the one I've been watching for a long time now." He pointed to a large iron door, which for some reason no body had noticed.
"There was a door there?! Why didn't you tell us!?" Voldemort said rushing to try and open it.
"No body asked."
Bubbles gathered at the edge of the oasis as Dobby arose from the depths of the water scarring Lockhart so that he fell back into the water and popped one of his water wingies.
"My hair-glub-can't-glup-swim! Hair-glub!"
Lucky for him, Sirius 'doggy paddled' to save him.
"Dobby remembers now!" He said running up to the door excitedly, "All you have to do is say the password!"
"Yes!?" everyone leaned forward to hear the words of freedom, except for Black and Lupin, who were fighting over who had to give an unconscious Lockhart mouth-to-mouth. Neither of them wanted the 'honor.'
Dobby spun around and made a dramatic pose before shouting one single word-"Popsicle!"
The door immediately sprung open and the group stepped out of the small shed, out into the front lawn of their new home.
Note: That's all folks! If you have any questions or comments please R&R!
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