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(V1)
There should be no talking, you have lots to do
(oh boo hoo)
Don't even try the "I have no clue"
(well I threw my shoe)
Remember class, if you miss one you miss all
(he hit the ball?)
Now turn to page 183
(let's save the trees!)
I want you all to look up here
(that's my biggest fear)
Let's welcome in Miss Shelby Foster
(does SHE have a roster?)
Now look here, no throwing things in my classroom!
(let's get her with a glass broom)
That's not proper English, use it right
(God, Adam's jeans are tight)
You two, stop your yapping
(doesn't she know we're just tapping?)
I don't care what you say
(ay bay bay)
And you three, stop your singing!
(now my ears are ringing)

(CHORUS)
Teachers(ouch that hurts)
Hate you (that's so true)
Teachers(please shut up)
Will never ever miss you(where's my shoe?!)

(V2)
Once you're all done talking
(yea right)
I want you to take out your text books
(what page?)
Turn to page
(yea?)
69
(oh)
Read this section
(I missed dissection?)
Next week, we're to be reading...
(mhm?)
"The Tell-Tale Heart"
(can we play cards?)
But today...we're studying vocab
(I can read tabs!)
Take out your dictionary
(ever heard of pictionary?)
And copy these words
(War of the Worlds)
Stop fooling around!
(I wish I'd drowned)
You there, are you cutting yourself?
(so what? go get an alarm)
I think you need to see a counselor
(I canceled)
Then maybe a psychiatric ward
(do I get an award?)
Go, now!
(you stupid fat cow)
What did you just say?
(you're gonna pay)
Is that a threat?
(ha ha you bet!)

(CHORUS)
Teachers(ouch that hurts)
Hate you(that's so true)
Teachers(ok shut up)
Always try to help you(you're kidding right?)

Teachers(stop that!)
Hate you(yes that's true)
Teachers(seriously shut up)
Hurt you(or else)

Teachers....(I'm gonna hurt you)
Teachers....(I'm gonna kill you)
Teachers....(I can't take this)
Teachers....(gun shot)