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The cousin/Road to reality
0 reviewsThe loveable animated family comes back with a new member "Darren griffin" With his uncontrolable voice of reason and wacky antics, meanwhile Stewie and Brian are trapped in a reality all of it's own.
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The cousin/Road to reality
Chris: Why does Cousin Darren have to stay with us?
Meg: Yeah mom you know that he’s crazy.
Lois looks back,
Lois: Megan that’s a terrible thing to say, your cousin isn’t crazy.
Peter: Yeah kids, he just fell off the bandwagon too many times.
Lois gives him a dagger look.
Peter: What remember when I fell off the bandwagon?
Peter wakes up on the ground.
Suddenly he sees Chris martin.
Chris martin: Come on peter.
A piano starts to play.
Peter and Chris fly into the sky.
Chris martin: And birds go flying at the speed of sound to show you how it all began.
Lois: I still hope Brian can take care of Stewie, Stewies been acting so strangely lately.
Meanwhile at the griffin home.
Stewie removes the sheet.
Stewie: Behold! , My greatest invention.
Brian: So it’s your virtual reality chamber.
Stewie: Yes but I modified it to enter video games.
Brian: You have a lot of spare time don’t you?
Stewie: Yes , and no way to spend it, so do you want to test it?
Brian: fifty bucks and admit you’re a homicidal little moron and I’m in.
Stewie and Brian sit down and put on their goggles.
Stewie: Ready?
Brian: Ready as I’ll ever be.
Stewie flips the switch.
And then…….ZAP!
Later at the airport.
Darren: Hello Lois and the fat man.
Peter points at Chris.
Peter: Neh heh heh heh, He called you fat.
Darren looks at Meg and Chris.
Darren: Aloha, Megan Mcnobody, and the christinator.
Darren talks to himself.
Darren: Shut up, I don’t care if you think aunt Lois is hot.
Lois laughs awkwardly.
Lois: Well nice to see you too.
Meg: I told you he was crazy.
Lois whispers.
Lois: Shut up meg.
Peter: Well come on lets go, oh and Darren if you take pictures of me tanning again and try to post them on the internet, ill kill you got it.
Darren: Got it tubbagoo.
Chris: Why does Cousin Darren have to stay with us?
Meg: Yeah mom you know that he’s crazy.
Lois looks back,
Lois: Megan that’s a terrible thing to say, your cousin isn’t crazy.
Peter: Yeah kids, he just fell off the bandwagon too many times.
Lois gives him a dagger look.
Peter: What remember when I fell off the bandwagon?
Peter wakes up on the ground.
Suddenly he sees Chris martin.
Chris martin: Come on peter.
A piano starts to play.
Peter and Chris fly into the sky.
Chris martin: And birds go flying at the speed of sound to show you how it all began.
Lois: I still hope Brian can take care of Stewie, Stewies been acting so strangely lately.
Meanwhile at the griffin home.
Stewie removes the sheet.
Stewie: Behold! , My greatest invention.
Brian: So it’s your virtual reality chamber.
Stewie: Yes but I modified it to enter video games.
Brian: You have a lot of spare time don’t you?
Stewie: Yes , and no way to spend it, so do you want to test it?
Brian: fifty bucks and admit you’re a homicidal little moron and I’m in.
Stewie and Brian sit down and put on their goggles.
Stewie: Ready?
Brian: Ready as I’ll ever be.
Stewie flips the switch.
And then…….ZAP!
Later at the airport.
Darren: Hello Lois and the fat man.
Peter points at Chris.
Peter: Neh heh heh heh, He called you fat.
Darren looks at Meg and Chris.
Darren: Aloha, Megan Mcnobody, and the christinator.
Darren talks to himself.
Darren: Shut up, I don’t care if you think aunt Lois is hot.
Lois laughs awkwardly.
Lois: Well nice to see you too.
Meg: I told you he was crazy.
Lois whispers.
Lois: Shut up meg.
Peter: Well come on lets go, oh and Darren if you take pictures of me tanning again and try to post them on the internet, ill kill you got it.
Darren: Got it tubbagoo.
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