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Chapter 11


A few months later, It was December! It was a day before their anniversary and Michelle was at Pierre’s house and was excited.

Michelle: So when are we leaving again?
Pierre: I told you already! at 9AM!
Michelle: I can’t wait that long!
Pierre: Well you have to! So shhh!
Michelle: No! (Sits on the couch)
Pierre: Michelle, Thats like in a hour (Laughs)(Sits beside her)
Michelle: I know, but still (Leans against Pierre)
Pierre: (Smirks) (Kisses Michelle’s head)
(1 minute later)
Michelle: Pierre?..... I’d hate to sound dumb but.. Is this officially a serious relationship now?
Pierre: I guess so.. why? Do you think we’re moving too fast?
Michelle: No, Its just that I never been in a serious relationship before
Pierre: Well... Neither have I. Before I met you, I just wanted to play the field. Then after I broke up with my last girlfriend....
Michelle: She broke up with you
Pierre: Who told you that?
Michelle: Chuck told me a couple weeks ago when I called him one day (Smiles)
Pierre: Anyways! Can I finish now?
Michelle: I’m Sorry.. please continue!
Pierre: Thank you! Okay so after she broke up with ME, I thought that I should get serious about dating and find “The one” And after I met you, I knew.
Michelle: Aww! (Smiles) So does that mean that you don’t take advantage of your groupies?
Pierre: (Chuckles) How do you come up with bazzar questions?
Michelle: Just answer the question!
Pierre: No I don’t
Michelle: Do they go like “oh Pierre! I love you so much and I think your hot! will you sleep with me?” (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) No!
Michelle: And when they see you naked they get disappointed because they thought that it would be bigger (Laughs)
Pierre: (smiles) (Shocked face on) Then why are you still here?
Michelle: (Laughs) Its not the size that counts!
Pierre: (Laughs) Are you going to be like this all day?
Michelle Yep! Like it or not! Mwahahahaha!
Pierre: (Makes a sad face)
Michelle: I’m sorry that your small (Laughs)
David: (Walks in) What’s small?
Michelle: Hi David! I was just saying that Pierre’s package was small
David: (Laughs) Who doesn’t know that?
Pierre: You don’t need to announce it to the world...
David: (Yells out of the front door) PIERRE’S PENIS IS SMALL!
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
David: Now everyone knows
Pierre: Thanks David
David: So, are you guys ready yet?
Pierre: Yep, I guess we are! (Grabs suitcase)
Michelle: Yep! (Grabs suitcase)
(All three go in David’s car)

(30 minutes later) (Arrive at the airport)
Michelle: Bye David! (Starts to walk)
David: Bye! Have fun!
Pierre: Oh we will (Walks beside Michelle)
David: Don’t do what I wouldn’t do
Michelle: More like, Don’t do what I do
Pierre: (Chuckles)

(On the airplane)
Michelle: (Beside a window) Bye snow!
Pierre: Yeah! Fuck you snow!
Michelle: (Chuckles) This is going to be fun!
Pierre: I know! And finally we’ll be alone together for a couple of days!
Michelle: Yeah, this is like our first time!
Pierre: Yeah
(1 minute later)
Michelle: Pierre, your not gonna try the whole bathroom thing again are ya?
Pierre: No, I got other tricks up my sleeve (Smirks)
Michelle: (Kids) Oh god

About 6 hours later, they arrived in Hawaii! They got off the plane and got to the hotel.

Pierre: (Opens the hotel room door) Here we are!
Michelle: (Walks in) (Drops her suitcase) Cool!
Pierre: (Shuts door) (Drops his suitcase)
Michelle: Hey! We even have a deck!
Pierre: Sweet
Michelle: (Goes outside on the deck)
Pierre: (Stands behind Michelle) (Wraps arms around her)
Michelle: Its beautiful
Pierre: Don’t you wish you could wake up to this everyday?
Michelle: Only if you were with me to enjoy it (Smirks)
Pierre: (Smirks) (Kisses Michelle’s head)
Pierre: Well once you get out of school, yu can be with me all the time!
Michelle: I don’t know how I would be able to put up with you everyday (Laughs)
Pierre: Thats it! The trip is over! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Walks back inside) (Lays on the bed)
Michelle: (Walks in) (Looks at Pierre)
Pierre: (Taps beside him)
Michelle: (Lays on her side)
Pierre: (Cuddles with Michelle)
Michelle: This bed can’t bounce
Pierre: (Smirks) It can’t right now
Michelle: (Laughs) You start right away don’t yeah?
Pierre: I never stop! (Chuckles) Do you wanna walk around and get some food?
Michelle: Sounds good!
Pierre: (Puts sunglasses on) Okay!

Once they got ready, they went to walk on the beach.

Michelle: So are you gonna grow out your hair?
Pierre: Yeah, I think I’m going to get it longer
Michelle: I think it would look good
Pierre: And I’m thinking of getting a tattoo
Michelle: Really?
Pierre: Yeah, Like my whole arm
Michelle: Holy crap!, A new hairdo and a tattoo!
Pierre: I know
Fan: (Walks up) Hi Pierre!
Pierre: Hi
Fan: Can i get your autograph? (Hands a picture and a pen)
Pierre: Sure (Takes the photo and pen)
Fan: So your Michelle right?
Michelle: Yup! (Wonders how she knows her name)
Fan: Cool
Pierre: (Hands pen and photo) There you go
Fan: Thank you (Walks away)
Pierre & Michelle: (Continue walking)
Michelle: How did she know my name?
Pierre: From the internet probably. Fans know everything!
Michelle: Thats kind of creepy
Pierre: You get used to it after a while
Michelle: I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it
Pierre: YOU WILL!
Michelle: (Chuckles) Okay, okay, No need to yell
Pierre: (Evil smirk)

After they went for a walk. They found a place and went to eat supper.

Michelle: So, how is your family?
Pierre: Good, My brother was diagnosed with cancer early last year, and now he’s recovering.
Michelle: Really? Well that’s good.
Pierre: Yup, How about you? Do you know anyone who has cancer?
Michelle: Unfortunately, I did. My grandpa passed away last august. And that’s when they found out that he had lung cancer.
Pierre: I’m sorry to hear that (Puts hand on top of Michelle’s) Were you guys close?
Michelle: Yeah, we were really close (Smirks) He was one of my best friends. But I know that he’s always with me
Pierre: Yeah
Michelle: Well your brother is lucky. Can you say hi to him for me next time you see him?
Pierre: Yup (Smirks) I’m sure you’ll meet my family soon enough
Michelle: (Smirks) Great

(2 minutes later)
Michelle: So what are we going to do tonight?
Pierre: I was actually thinking that we should have some drinks tonight
Michelle: Pierre, I’m not an alcohalic unlike someone (Smirks)
Pierre: Come on! It would be fun
Michelle: We’ll see
Pierre: Good enough for me! (Smirks) And did you know that Pat is here?
Michelle: Really? Why?
Pierre: I hired him to take pictures and videos of us. But he won’t be up in our face so
Michelle: Sweet. So he’s like the paparazzi!
Pierre: Yup (Chuckles) So do you want to get drunk tonight? It would be funny to watch on video
Michelle: (Laughs) True. Okay, why not? Its not every night we get to get drunk in Hawaii!
Pierre: Thats my girl!
Michelle: Your a bad influence
Pierre: Yes, I know (Laughs)

After supper, they went to a bar that was outside, beside the beach.

(Sitting at the bar)
Bartender: (Hands two drinks to Pierre)
Pierre: (Hands one to Michelle) Drink it
Michelle: What the hell is this called?
Pierre: I have no idea
Michelle: Its so tall!
Pierre: I know! (Takes a sip)
Michelle: (Takes a sip) That’s actually really good
Pierre: Do you want to have a chugging contest?
Michelle: Sure!
Pierre: Ready? GO!
Pierre & Michelle: (Start chugging the drink)
(20 seconds later)
Pierre: (Finished first) YES!
Michelle: (Still chugging)
Pierre: (Watching) (Turned on) Whoa
Michelle: (Finishes) (Laughs) A girl chugging a drink turns you on? Oh my god
Pierre: (Laughs) Bartender, another round please!

(1 hour later)
(both drunk)
Pierre: Michelle, you live here?
Michelle: I don’t know
Pierre: Do I live here?
Michelle: I don’t know man
Pierre: Are we in Antarctica?
Michelle: Yeah, yeah it is!
Pierre: Its so hot here. Like what the fuck?
Michelle: Its global warming, thats why there’s no snow here
Pierre: We’re gonna die! (Hugs Michelle)
Michelle: AHHHH! (Hugs Pierre)
Pierre: Do you know what’s funny?
Michelle: What?
Pierre: Turtles! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
(Stop laughing after 2 minutes)
Michelle: Dude, How are we gonna get home when we don’t even know where we live?
Pierre: We could make a time machine
Michelle: How would that get us home?
Pierre: We could use it to go back in time, and go back where we live. Then we come back here and go home
Michelle: Huh?
Pierre: (Gets frustrated) Okay, we can go back in time
Michelle: Yeah?
Pierre: And go back to when we were home
Michelle: Yeah?
Pierre: Then come back here
Michelle: Uh huh
Pierre: Then we can go home
Michelle: But how would we know if we were in the right place?
Pierre: We would just know!
Michelle: Whatever Mr. Scientist
Pierre: (Sighs)

(10 minutes later)
Pierre: Do you know who’s hot?
Michelle: Who?
Pierre: Chuck Comeau
Michelle: Who’s that?
Pierre: You know, the drummer from Simple Plan
Michelle: Oh yeah! I know that band!
Pierre: (Shocked) You know them?
Michelle: hmm, I don’t know man, My mind just went blank
Pierre: Mine too
(5 minutes after their minds went blank)
Michelle: Who’s that guy with the camera? (Points at Pat)
Pierre: Where? (Looking around)
Michelle: RIGHT THERE! (Points again)
Pierre: Michelle, I think your drunk
Michelle: (Gets up) (Grabs Pat) HIM!
Pierre: Oh, hey! Is that you chuck?
Michelle: (Sits back down) I think that’s your dad
Pierre: Oh shit
Michelle: You don’t even recognize your own father, how does that make you feel?
Pat: (Laughs)
Pierre: I swear, I don’t know this girl beside me
Michelle: I know you?
Pierre: Who are you?
Michelle & Pierre: ..............................

(1 minute later)
Pat: You guys better go to the hotel, Its getting late
Michelle: We’re staying in a hotel?
Pierre: Apparently
(Michelle and Pierre get up)
(start walking)
(get to a curb)
Michelle: It looks too dangerous to get down to the road
Pierre: Yeah I know, I’ll go first
Michelle: (Hugs Pierre) Your so brave
Pierre: (Jumps off the curb and onto the road) (Falls)
Michelle: (Yells) Are you okay?
Pierre: I almost broke my leg! But I’m fine. Be careful, You could break your neck!
Michelle: (Scared) Okay.... (Tries to step down it)
Pierre: (Scared)
Michelle: I can’t do it!
Pierre: Yes you can!
Michelle: (Sits on the curb) (Turns around) (Crawls down it) (Gets up)
Pierre: You did it!
Michelle: Hell yeah!
(Both high five) (Then almost fall)
Michelle: That was the scariest thing that I have ever done
Pierre: (wraps arm around Michelle) Its all over now... shhhhh
Michelle: (Sniffles) Okay, okay.
Pierre: When we get to the hotel, do you wanna make out?
Michelle: Sorry, I don’t do that on the first date
Pat: Hey Pierre (Kids) Don’t you have a girlfriend already?
Pierre: (Remembers) OH YEAH! I DO! Wait.... I do?
Michelle: You slut, trying to sleep with other girls while you already have a lady (Slaps Pierre’s face)
Pierre: OUCH
Michelle: (Holds Pierre’s face) Oh my god, are you okay? I didn’t mean to
Pierre: And to think that I wanted to make out with you (Shakes head)
Pat: Do you guys know that you two are a couple? (Chuckles)
Pierre: What
Michelle: The
Pierre: Fuck?
Michelle: What T.V show are you watching?
Pierre: (Whispers to Michelle) I believe he’s watching married with children
Michelle: (Laughs) That show is funny
Pierre: It is (Laughs)

(5 minutes later)
Pierre: So your saying that I’m going out with her?
Pat: Yup (Smirks)
Michelle: And I’m going out with him?
Pat: Yup
Pierre: So we can make out!
Michelle: Dude, we’ve only been going out for like 5 minutes, and you already want to make out?
Pat: (Laughs)

(In the hotel) (In the elevator)
Pierre & Michelle: (Looking around the elevator, in amazement)
Michelle: A time machine!
Pierre: Their actually real!
Michelle: and there’s numbers! That must be were we press the year we want to travel to!
Pierre: Yeah! Lets see..... (Looks at the buttons) (presses some) 1979
Michelle: Why?
Pierre: I want to see me being born
Michelle: Cool!

(at the 9th floor)
(Elevator opens)
(They walk out of it)
Michelle: (Looks around) This isn’t the hospital
Pierre: I guess I was born in a hotel room
Pat: (Laughs)

The next morning, Pierre was stretched out on the bed, on his back. Michelle was laying sideways on her back, and using Pierre as a pillow. They both woke up slowly.

Michelle: (Wakes up) (Head hurts) (Puts her hand on her forehead) What happened last night?
Pierre: (Head hurts) I have no idea, I know that we deffinatly got drunk though
Michelle: I figured
Pierre: Pat would know what happened, I bet he taped it all
Michelle: My first time being drunk, and its on tape
Pierre: (Chuckles) Yep

(5 minutes later) (Pat walks in)
Pat: Hey guys
Michelle: Hi Pat
Pat: How are you guys feeling?
Pierre: Horrible
Pat: Well you did drink a lot you two. And trust me, you guys were so funny last night. I got it all on my camera
Michelle: Can we see it now?
Pat: Nope, not until we get back home (Smirks)
Pierre: Damnit Patrick
Michelle: (Chuckles)
Pat: So.... what are your plans for today?
Pierre: Lay around up here
Michelle: Sounds good to me
Pat: You guys are on vacation, and you just want to be hung over miserable people?
Michelle: Yup
Pat: You do know that today is your anniversary?
Pierre: It is?
Michelle: Oh yeah
Pierre: We’ll we’re spending it together by being hung over in here, isn’t that good enough?
Pat: (Frustrated) Okay guys, get up!
Michelle: What?
Pat: Get up
Pierre: I didn’t know he was such a dick
Pat: GET THE FUCK UP!
Pierre & Michelle: Ow my head! Don’t talk so loud
Pat: I wont if you guys LISTEN TO ME!
Pierre & Michelle: (Get up fast)
Pierre: Holy Pat
Pat: Okay, you guys go in the shower, because you stink. Then get dressed, I’ll meet you outside (Walks out)
Pierre: Yes sir...

Thirty minutes later, they were clean and dressed. They went outside and found pat.

Pat: (Takes a picture)
Pierre & Michelle: (Get a big flash in their eyes)
Michelle: It burns! (Rubs her eyes)
Pierre: (Rubs his eyes)
Pat: Okay, You guys are gonna go surfing!
Pierre: Yes!
Michelle: I don’t even know how to surf
Pierre: I’ll teach you (Smirks) (Puts arm around Michelle)
Michelle: This should be interesting (Smirks)

(In the water)
Pierre: Okay, you understand now?
Michelle: Yeah but, I still don’t think I can do it (Laughs)
Pierre: (Chuckles) Well just watch me
Michelle: Okay
Pierre: (Waits for a wave) (Stands on the board) (Wave comes)
Michelle: (Watches)
Pierre: (Rides on the wave)
(1 minute later)
Pierre: (Comes back to Michelle) See?
Michelle: Yup, I just gonna lay on the board and surf (Smirks)
Pierre: That works too (Chuckles) Whatever floats your boat

(20 minutes later)
Michelle: I’m gonna catch some rays with Pat
Pierre: Okay, I’ll be out in a bit
Michelle: Okay (Makes her way out of the water)
Pat: Too hard for you?
Michelle: Hell yeah! I’m not talented. So I’m going to try and get a tan
Pat: Yeah, I need one to. I’m too white
Michelle: Same here
(Both lay on towels)
(2 minutes later)
Michelle: So what did me and Pierre say last night?
Pat: Well, Something about time machines and you guys thought you were in antarctica
Michelle: (Chuckles) Oh my god. I can’t wait to watch it
Pat: Yeah
Michelle: So what’s new with you?
Pat: Well, Me and Seb are planning to do a radio show
Michelle: Really? That would be cool
Pat: Yeah, We’re planning to air sometime next year
Michelle: Sweet

(20 minutes later)
Pierre: (Walks over) I’m back
Michelle: I see that. Your blocking the sun!
Pierre: Oops, Sorry (Sits beside Michelle)
Pat: Do you guys need my guidance again?
Pierre: Nope, I think we will be fine now Pat (Smirks)
Pat: (Smirks) Okay, I’ll just be in the distance, taking pictures of you guys
Pierre: Okay
Pat: (Takes a picture) (Walks away)
Michelle: How was surfing?
Pierre: It was fun. I fell a couple of times but, Its all good.
(2 minutes later)
Michelle: (Sits up) Hey, I was thinking... Once I move in with you... what am I supposed to do for a job?
Pierre: You don’t need one, I make enough money for the two of us
Michelle: But then I would feel like a gold digger. (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) True
Michelle: It just wouldn’t feel right
Pierre: Hmmm (Thinks) I bet me and the guys could think of a way that you could work with us
Michelle: Cool. I could be like the band dancer (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Chuckles)

(5 minutes later)
Pierre: Do you want a pina colada?
Michelle: Sure! I love those things
Pierre: Me too. I’ll be right back
Michelle: Okay
Pierre: (Gets up) (Walks away)

That night, they went out for supper at a restaurant that had a outside patio. So Pierre and Michelle sat on the patio.

(Done eating)
Michelle: (Hands a present to Pierre) Here
Pierre: (Shakes it) Hmm, what could it be? (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smirks)
Pierre: (Opens it) (Picks up a picture frame with a picture of him and Michelle together)
Michelle: That was our very first picture together!
Pierre: Really? (Shocked)
Michelle: Yeah, It was right before you walked me to the bus
Pierre: (Smirks) Oh yeah!
Michelle: There’s something else in there too
Pierre: (Picks up a pocket watch) (opens the watch) (Sees the watch on one side, and a pic of Michelle on the other side) (Smirks)
Michelle: I Figured that since you got me a locket with a pic of you in it, I should get you a pic of me in a pocket watch! (Smirks)
Pierre: (Smirks) Well thank you! (Kisses Michelle)
Michelle: (Smirks)
Pierre: Well I got something for you too! Well actually, its for both of us (Hands a box to Michelle)
Michelle: (Opens it) (Picks up a cell phone) A cell phone?
Pierre: Its not just an ordinary cellphone, its a video cellphone!
Michelle: Sweet!!
Pierre: I know! So now, instead of just talking on the phone, we can have video chats!
Michelle: Thats awesome!
Pierre: Ours look exactly the same, so I got our names engraved at the back. (Shows the back of his) See?
Michelle: (Looks at his) Awesome! (Looks at the back of hers) (Smirks)
Pierre: There’s another part to your gift
Michelle: Really?
Pierre: Yup (grabs a black cloth)
Michelle: Huh?
Pierre: I have to put it over your eyes! I’m going to take you somewhere!
Michelle: Please, don’t take advantage of me, or get me drunk again (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) (Gets up) (puts the cloth over Michelle’s eyes) (Ties it at the back)
Pierre: Okay, get up
Michelle: (Gets up) I’m scared that you’ll make me crash into someone! (Chuckles)
Pierre: Or push you in front of a car
Michelle: That too
Pierre: Hmmm.... that’s one way to get rid of you (Laughs)
Michelle: Hey! (Laughs)

Once they got in a taxi, it started to move. It took about 20 minutes to get to the place where Pierre wanted to go.

Pierre: Okay, Now we have to get up all these stairs
Michelle: Stairs? Oh god, how many?
Pierre: A lot (Smirks)
Michelle: Noooooooooooooooo!! I’m going to fall
Pierre: You won’t, I’m here

(10 minutes of climbing later)
Michelle: How much further? I almost fell like 100 times (Chuckles)
Pierre: We’re almost there (Chuckles) Let me carry you
Michelle: Okay
Pierre: (Picks up Michelle) (Holds her like a baby)

(5 minutes later)
Pierre: (Sets Michelle down) We’re here
Michelle: Woohoo! (Takes off the blindfold)
Michelle: (On top of a huge hill) (Sees the ocean, and the beach) Oh my god
Pierre: (wraps arm around Michelle) What do you think?
Michelle: (Leans against Pierre) I’m speechless
Pierre: (Smirks) I thought you would say that
Michelle: Are you going to push me off now? (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Pretends to push her) (Chuckles)
Michelle: (Smirks)
Pierre: (Smirks) (Kisses Michelle)

Ten minutes later, they left and went to their hotel room. They did some stuff...... I think you know. And then fell asleep. The next day, they packed their bags and flew back to Montreal. They came to the house, and were greeted by all of the guys. They were waiting in the house.

Pierre: (Opens the door) (Walks in)
Michelle: (Walks in)
Pat: (Walks in)
Guys: Hey!
Michelle: Hey guys!
Pierre: Hi!
Chuck: How was it?
Michelle: It was awesome!
David: Did you guys get drunk?
Pat: Yup they did! And I got the tape to prove it!
Michelle: Oh yeah! I forgot about that
Pierre: Put it in the VCR now
Pat: Okay

They all sat in the living room, and watched the tape. They couldn’t stop laughing when it was over.

Michelle: Oh my god that was funny! (Laughs)
Pierre: We weren’t drunk at all (Laughs)

The next day, Michelle had to go on a plane to go back home. She got on the plane, and started a video chat with Pierre on her cellphone.

Michelle: Hey Pierre! (Waves at the screen)
Pierre: Hey! (Waves)
Michelle: I’m on the plane
Pierre: I see that, The last time I saw you was like 5 minutes ago
Michelle: I know (Chuckles)
Pierre: Are you even allowed to use cellphones on a plane?
Michelle: Uh........ No.. (Chuckles) (Smirks)
Pierre: (Chuckles) You should go before you get in trouble
Michelle: Sounds good!
Pierre: Bye, call me when your off of the plane!
Michelle: Okay, bye!