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Chapter 12
Three months later, It was March 2007. Pierre invited Michelle to be his date at his cousins wedding. It was March break, so Michelle was going to stay with Pierre for the week.
Michelle flew over to Montreal, and Pierre was waiting outside of the airport.
Michelle: (Walks out of the airport) (Sees Pierre)
Pierre: (leaning against his car) (Sees Michelle)
Michelle: (Goes to Pierre) (Drops her luggage) Hey!
Pierre: Hey! (Hugs Michelle) (Kisses her)
Michelle: (Shocked) You grew your hair longer! (Touches his hair)
Pierre: You like it?
Michelle: Its hot! and its so shinny! You better watch yourself, girls might jump on you!
Pierre: (Smirks) I’m used to it
Michelle: (Chuckles) Right..
Pierre: How was your flight?
Michelle: Horrible, This little kid was sitting beside me and kept singing Hilary Duff songs! (Smirks)
Pierre: (Chuckles) Oh god (Smirks)
Michelle: Yeah, I was going to knock her out but, you know (Chuckles)
Pierre: Yup, you would be on the news
Michelle: That would be kind of funny
Pierre: (Smirks) Yup, Well, shall we get in the car now?
Michelle: (Smirks) Okay
Pierre: (Grabs Michelle’s bags) (Puts them in the trunk)
Michelle: (Goes in the car)
Pierre: (Goes in the car)
(10 minutes later)
Pierre: So, is your dress for tomorrow all ready?
Michelle: Yup! Its so smexy
Pierre: Nice, I’m actually excited to see you in a dress
Michelle: Why? Cuz it will turn you on?
Pierre: Well yeah, and that I never seen you in a dress (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smirks) And I get to see you in a suit! With your new hair!
Pierre: Like oh my god!
Michelle: I know
Pierre: We have to put our urges aside tonight and tomorrow, We’re going to my parents house, and staying there for a couple of days
Michelle: Really?
Pierre: Yup, the wedding is like 2 hours away from here, and my parents house is in the same town where it is, so yeah!
Michelle: Cool
Pierre: Their excited to meet you!
Michelle: I’m sure they are. I’m nervous now
Pierre: Don’t worry, Your almost like the girl version of me so, you’ll fit right in
Michelle: Your family is weird like you?
Pierre: (Smirks) Yup
Michelle: (Smirks) Great, this is going to be a long couple of days
Pierre: (Laughs)
Once they got to Pierre’s place, they sat around for a little bit before leaving to his parents place.
David: (Walks in)
Michelle: (Here’s someone entering the house) Pierre? Someone is in the house
Pierre: Its probably David, He comes over randomly (On his laptop)
David: (Walks into the living room) Hey guys!
Pierre: See?
Michelle: Hi David
David: yo
Michelle: You always come over randomly, I bet one day, your going to enter a room at the wrong time (laughs)
David: (Laughs) I’m used to it
Michelle: So why are you here? Need to do some laundry again?
David: No..... I just figured that you would want to borrow my hair straightener
Michelle: Really? Well, my hair is a little crazy
David: Do you know how to use one?
Michelle: Nope
David: Come in the bathroom and I’ll show you
Michelle: Okay (Gets up)
Pierre: I got to see this! (Gets up)
(In the bathroom)
David: (Finishes straightening Michelle’s hair) There!
Michelle: (Looks in the mirror) Sweet! No more curls!
Pierre: My god, thats not my Michelle anymore! (Chuckles)
Michelle: (Chuckles)
David: See, now when you go to the wedding, your hair will be straight
Michelle: Woohoo!....... wait.... you straighten your hair David?
David: Yup, did you think this was natural? (Chuckles)
Michelle: Ummm..... (Chuckles)
Pierre: (smirks)
Michelle: Hey, I can do your hair tomorrow Pierre!
Pierre: Hell no, you ain’t touching my hair! (Covers his hair)
Michelle: Come on! (Touches Pierre’s hair) Ha! I touched it, what are you going to do about it?
Pierre: hmmm (Pretends to punch Michelle)
Michelle: Ahhh!
David: You guys seriously need some counseling (Chuckles)
Michelle: (Laughs) (Kids) He beats me up all the time
Pierre: Well someone has to discipline you (Laughs)
A couple of hours later, after David left, They drove to Pierre’s parents house. They arrived just in time for supper.
(Pierre and Michelle walk towards the house)
Pierre: Just act like yourself, and you’ll be just fine
Michelle: Got it. But what if they don’t like me?
Pierre: Shesh, your making it sound like we’re going to tell them that we’re having a baby. Its not a big deal
Michelle: Okay, okay. I’m fine now
Pierre: (Smirks) (Knocks on the door)
(Mom and dad open the door)
Mom & Dad: Pierre!
Pierre: Hey mom and dad (Hugs them)
Mom: and you must be Michelle!
Michelle: Yup, the one and only
Mom: (Hugs Michelle)
Michelle: (Smirks)
Dad: Hi Michelle, Its good to finally meet you (Smirks)
Michelle: Yeah, its good to meet you guys too
Mom: Well come in you two
(Pierre and Michelle walk in)
Dad: You guys are just in time for supper
Michelle: Good, I’m starving
They all sat at the table. Pierre was sitting across from Michelle.
(Eating)
Mom: So Michelle, How’s school?
Michelle: Good! I’ll be done in June (Smirks)
Dad: What are you going to do after?
Michelle: Well, I’ll go on tour with Pierre and the guys. Pierre said that he will think of something for me to do as a job.
Dad: Well thats good. Do you think you can handle being with him all the time?
Michelle: I’ll try my best (Laughs)
(Everyone laughs)
Mom: So what do your parents do?
Michelle: My mom works at a clothing store, and my dad works at a plastic factory
Mom: Thats good
(5 minutes later)
(Pierre’s mom, dad, and him start to talk in french)
Mom: (Talking in french)
Pierre: (Replies back)
Mom: (Says something to his dad)
Dad: (Replies)
Michelle: (Sitting there all confused)
(5 minutes later)
Michelle: (Still confused)
Mom: (Asks Michelle a question)
Michelle: Huh?
(All of them realize that they were talking in french)
(all laugh)
Dad: Oops sorry (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
Mom: (Laughs) You don’t know any french?
Michelle: Nope, They kicked me out of french class in grade 5, so I could concentrate on homework. It was my best subject to (Chuckles)
Pierre: Well, you’ll catch on eventually (Smirks)
Michelle: Hopefully (smirks)
(10 minutes later, they finished eating)
Mom: Well, I guess I should clean off the table (Gets up)
Michelle: Here I’ll help (Gets up)
Mom: no, you don’t have to, your a guest
Michelle: I don’t mind
Mom: Well thank you
Michelle: No problem
Pierre: (Smirks at Michelle)
Michelle: (Smirks at Pierre)
(Mom and Michelle clean off the table and wash the dishes)
(In the kitchen)
Mom: (washing)
Michelle: (Drying)
Mom: I was surprised that you wanted to help
Michelle: Well, Whenever I eat at my grandma’s I always help her with the dishes and stuff
Mom: Well thanks again, I think your the first girlfriend of Pierre’s to help
Michelle: Really?
Mom: Yeah, they would just sit there, and they were older than you
Michelle: Thats crazy
Mom: Yep
(done with the dishes)
Mom: Do you want to look at some of Pierre’s pictures when he was little?
Michelle: sure!
Mom: (Walks to the living room)
Michelle: (Follows)
20 minutes later, Pierre and his dad walk into the living room. Pierre Goes behind the couch where his mom and Michelle are sitting and looking at his pictures.
Michelle: (Looking at one of the photo albums) Aw thats cute
Mom: (Looks) (Smirks)
Pierre: (On his knees) (Head resting on the top of the couch) What are you guys looking at?
Michelle: Your bwaby pictures (Chuckles)
Pierre: MOM!
Mom: What? You were cute when you were little
Pierre: I told you the other day not to show any of my pictures (Chuckles)
Michelle: Parents always do this Pierre, you should know that (Chuckles)
Mom: She was going to see them sooner or later anyways (Smirks)
Pierre: (Sighs)
At about 11pm, they went to bed. Michelle got to sleep in Pierre’s bedroom, and he had to sleep in the spare room.
Michelle: (Drops her bags in Pierre’s room) (Looks around) Cool
Pierre: Like it? This is the room that I grew up in. And I have a mini studio too! I come here sometimes to think of some lyrics
Michelle: Awesome
Pierre: Yeah, it really helps. Well, have fun sleeping in here
Michelle: Why can’t we sleep together? I’m sure they already know that we already do
Pierre: (Laughs) My parents still see me as their little angel so
Michelle: (Laughs) Angel? Right.....
Pierre: (Chuckles) Well anyways, I’ll sneak in tomorrow night (Smirks)
Michelle: Okie dokie (Smirks)
Pierre: (Kisses Michelle) Good night
Michelle: Good night
Mom: Is that kissing that I hear?
Pierre: (Smirks) No mom
Michelle: (Smirks)
Pierre: (Walks out of the bedroom) (Shuts the door)
The next day, everyone got ready for the wedding. Michelle was dressed already, and was in the bathroom straightening her hair. Pierre came in.
Michelle: (Looking in the mirror) (Straightening her hair)
Pierre: (Walks in) (Shuts the door) (Has his suit on) Hey
Michelle: Yo
Pierre: Straightening you crazy hair eh?
Michelle: Yes eh
Pierre: (Smirks) Eh
Michelle: (Smirks) Eh
Pierre: Eh
Michelle: Eh (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Chuckles) um, do you know how to put on ties?
Michelle: Me? Hell no. Like I sorta know but.... no I don’t
Pierre: Well I don’t know either, and I need help
Michelle: (Finishes straightening) Here, lemme try
Pierre: Okay
Michelle: (Goes to Pierre) (Tries to tie up his tie)
Pierre: (Looking down at Michelle) (Watching her try to tie it)
Michelle: (10 seconds later) Sort of like that?
Pierre: Close...hmm let me try now (Tries to tie it)
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: There we go! (Got it tied) (Tucks it between the black coat and his white shirt)
Michelle: Woohoo!
Pierre: My hair looks crappy doesn’t it?
Michelle: Just straighten it
Pierre: (Sighs) Okay
Michelle: (Smirks)
Pierre: (Straightens it)
Michelle: (Watches)
(3 minutes later)
Pierre: (Puts straightener down) I look sexy!
Michelle: mmhhhmm (Smirks) (Touches his hair)
Pierre: (Touches Michelle’s hair) And you look sexy too!
Michelle: We are just sexy people and we can’t help it (Smirks)
Pierre: Hell yeah!! And are you happy that you see me in a suit now?
Michelle: Yup!
Mom: (Yells from down stairs) Lets go now kids!
Pierre: She makes me feel so young!
Michelle: (Chuckles)
(Pierre and Michelle go downstairs)
Mom: Aww, you guys look so cute together!
Michelle: We try our best
(Everyone laughs)
Dad: (Takes a picture of Pierre and Michelle)
Mom: Come here guys, we have to take pictures before we go!
Pierre: Great.....
Michelle: (Chuckles)
Mom: (Hits Pierre) Come on Pierre! You know that I like to take pictures
Pierre: I know but, you go overboard sometimes
Michelle: She just loves you (Smirks) Her little boy is growing up!
Dad: Yeah! Your still 16 in our eyes
After they took some pictures, They got into Pierre’s parents car and started to drive to the wedding. Pierre and Michelle were sitting in the back.
Michelle: Okay, so what do I need to know about the people at this wedding?
Pierre: We’ll half of them only speak french, so if you end up talking to them, I’ll have to translate. So just stay with me and you’ll be good to go!
Michelle: Okay
Mom: Guys, I want you to be on your best behavior, I don’t want to be kicked out of the wedding
Pierre: (Kids) But mom...
Michelle: (Chuckles)
Mom: We know how you behave when your on tour
Pierre: Me? I thought you were telling everyone to behave
Michelle: (Laughs) We know you too well Pierre
Dad: (Chuckles) He’s hard to control sometimes eh Michelle?
Michelle: No kidding (Smirks)
Pierre: Your the one that’s hard to control
Michelle: Who me? Yeah right (Rolls her eyes)
Pierre: See?
Michelle: All I did was roll my eyes
Pierre: Oh shut up (Kids) (Smirks)
Michelle: You shut up Bouvier, until you get your facts right (Smirks)
Pierre: My facts are right so.... (Flicks Michelle)
Michelle: Do not assault me in front of your parents
Pierre: We’re not in front of them, we’re sitting behind them (Flicks)
Michelle: (Flicks Pierre)
(Keep flicking for 2 minutes)
Mom: I tell them to behave, and look what they do
Dad: A bunch of children I tell yeah
Pierre: Well she started it
Michelle: How original, blaming it on the most innocent person you know (Smirks)
Pierre: (Smirks)
An hour later, They arrived at the church. Pierre and Michelle do not enjoy going to ceremonies at all, they can’t sit in one place for that long unless they were doing something that was actually fun.
(Everyone walks to the church)
Pierre: Ugh, I hate church
Michelle: Me too, I could fall asleep. So if I do, please pinch me
Pierre: (Chuckles) I can’t if I’m asleep
Mom: Like I said before, pretend that your excited to be here, its your cousins wedding after all
Pierre: Yeah, A cousin that I’ve only seen like..... once
Mom: (Hits Pierre’s arm) Behave now
Pierre: (rubs where his mom hit) Okay okay
Michelle: You are so whipped by your mother (Chuckles)
Pierre: I have no choice (Chuckles)
Michelle: (smirks) (Holds on to Pierre’s hand)
(sitting down in the church)
Michelle: (Sitting between Pierre and his mom)
Aunt Sue: (Sitting behind Pierre) (Talks in french) Oh hi Pierre hunny!
Pierre: (Looks behind him) (Talks in french) Hi aunt sue!
Michelle: (Looks at Aunt Sue)
Aunt Sue: How are you? I haven’t seen you in two years!
Pierre: I’m good, how about you?
Aunt Sue: I’m fine.
Pierre: Oh, this is my girlfriend Michelle, I met her last year
Aunt Sue: Bonjour Michelle
Michelle: Bonjour
Aunt Sue: And she speaks french?
Pierre: Nope, thats the only word she knows (Chuckles)
Michelle: (Doesn’t understand what their saying)
Aunt Sue: (chuckles)
(Music starts to play)
(Ceremony starts)
(10 minutes later)
Priest: (Starts talking in french)
Michelle: (Whispers to Pierre) Oh god, this wedding is all in french?
Pierre: (Chuckles) (Whispers) Now its going to be even more boring to you
(20 minutes into the ceremony)
(Everyone stands up and opens a book to sing a song)
Pierre: (Opens the book to the page)
Michelle: (Opens her book to the page)
(Everyone starts to sing)
Pierre: (Singing)
Michelle: (Trying to pronounce the words)
Pierre: (Stops) (Looks and listens to Michelle trying to sing in french)
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre at the corner of her eye) (Smiles) (Keeps trying)
Pierre: (Silently laughs)
Michelle: (Silently laughs) (Hides her face in the book)
Pierre: (Tries not to laugh loudly)
Mom: (Notices Pierre) (Hits him)
Pierre: Ouch (Rubs where she hit him)
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre) (Silently laughs)
(50 minutes later)
(Sitting down)
Michelle: (Leaning against Pierre’s side)
Pierre: (arm behind Michelle) (Pretending to pay attention to the wedding so he doesn’t get hit again)
Michelle: (Whispers) How long has it been now?
Pierre: (Looks at his pocket watch) (Whispers) ummm....... 1 hour
Michelle: (Whispers) Oh my god. My butt is numb now too
Pierre: (Whispers) Tell me about it. My balls are numb
(4 people around him, and his parents look at him weird)
Pierre: (Notices) (Clears throat) Pay attention to the wedding
(they all look away)
Michelle: (Silently laughs)
Pierre: (Silently laughs)
10 minutes later, the wedding finally ended. After they got out of the church, they headed to the reception.
(In the car)
Pierre: I’m glad thats over
Michelle: Are your balls better now?
Pierre: Yup, I can feel them all right
Michelle: (Smirks) Good..... I guess
Mom: I bet if you guys get married, You would fool around at your own wedding
Pierre: Well duh! Wedding’s are about celebrating love, not sitting down being bored and waiting to get the hell out of there
Michelle: True, I think thats the smartest thing that you’ve ever said
Pierre: Why thank you
Michelle: I hope they have a buffet there
Pierre: Yeah, the food and drinks is the best part of the reception
Michelle: Hell yeah! I think the wedding cake is the best dessert
Pierre: Mmmm, I could eat that all day
Michelle: We should just steal the cake and bring it back to your place! (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Chuckles) Yes! Then we could have some everyday
Michelle: And have a cake fight
Pierre: And we could.....
Michelle: Pierre, I think we should continue this conversation by texting because your parents are here (Chuckles)
Dad: Please (Chuckles)
Pierre: Right..... (Smirks) (Gets his cell phone out and texts to Michelle)
Michelle: (Reads the text to herself) We could cover our bodies with it and......
Michelle: (Laughs) I knew you were going to say that
Pierre: (Smiles)
Michelle: (Texts Pierre Back)
Pierre: (Reads the text to himself) Only in your dreams, thats a waste of cake lol
Pierre: (Texts her back)
Michelle: (Reads the text) lol, I know deep down inside you do...... wink wink
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
Michelle: I want cake now
Pierre: You can have some soon enough
10 more minutes later, they finally got to the reception. They went inside and sat down at their table.
(a round table)
Michelle: (Sitting between Pierre and his mom)
Pierre: (Sitting between Michelle and his dad)
Michelle: Its nice here
Mom: Yes it is, its so lovely
Pierre: Its so white
Michelle: Well duh Pierre (Chuckles)
Pierre: Duh
Mom: Michelle, He’s a bad influence on you isn’t he?
Michelle: Yes ma’am, I think he’s worse than David
Pierre: (Thinks about it) Yeah, thats probably true
After they ate supper and some cake, It was time to dance!
(Slow song comes on)
Pierre: (Stands up) (Goes to Michelle) Madam, would you care to dance with me?
Michelle: (Smirks) No thanks, I don’t dance with losers (Laughs)
(Everyone at the table laughs)
Pierre: (Smirks) (Has his hand out)
Michelle: (Smirks) If I have to (Takes Pierre’s hand, and gets up)
(Both walk to the dance floor)
(Both holding each other) (And looking at each other)
Michelle: That was really good cake wasn’t it?
Pierre: Very good
Michelle: I can’t believe you had to big pieces of it
Pierre: What? It was good, I didn’t want it to go to waste
Michelle: I only had one piece
Pierre: I thought you would have had another piece
Michelle: Its called, being polite in front of your parents
Pierre: I was surprised when you were so polite with them, you so sweet to the elders (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smirks) Someone has to
Pierre: (Kisses Michelle) I....
Michelle: Shh, don’t even say it, we say that too much, and I know that you love me by the way you look at me all the time
Pierre: Thats true
Michelle: Yup
After the reception, they went back to Pierre’s parents house, and went to bed. Michelle was trying to get to sleep, but she couldn’t. But then she heard someone opening the door.
Michelle: (Laying on her back) (Looking at the door opening)
Pierre: (Sneaks in) (Shuts the door quietly)
Michelle: (Whispers) Hey
Pierre: (Whispers) Hi (Crawls onto the bed) (gets under the covers)
Michelle: (Shivers) Brr, its cold tonight
Pierre: I know, Its even colder in the spare room
Michelle: (Lays on her side) (Faces Pierre)
Pierre: (Lays on his side) (Faces Michelle) You know what would be hot?
Michelle: What?
Pierre: Us doing it here
Michelle: (Chuckles) It would but, we can’t. Your parents would walk in on us
Pierre: (Chuckles) Then it would be even funner
Michelle: (Smirks) They would have a heart attack
Pierre: (Smirks) Yeah, they would
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: (Starts to kiss Michelle)
Michelle: (Kisses Pierre)
(30 seconds later)
(Stop kissing)
Michelle: (Smirks) Goodnight
Pierre: (put his hand on her cheek) (Smirks) goodnight
Michelle: (Lays on her other side)
Pierre: (Snuggles into her back) (right against her) (Arm over her)
(1 minute later)
Pierre: I can’t stop thinking about you wearing that dress
Michelle: (Chuckles)
Pierre: Like damn!
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
(10 minutes later)
Michelle: (Feels something poking her behind her)
Michelle: (Thinks about it)
Michelle: Pierre?
Pierre: Yeah?
Michelle: Are you happy?
Pierre: Yeah..... of course I’m happy
Michelle: (Lays on her other side to face Pierre) No I mean..... Are you “Happy?”
Pierre: (Looks at Michelle weird)
Michelle: (Looks down to Pierre’s crouch)
Pierre: OH! (Looks under the covers) Fuck
Michelle: Stick em up! (Laughs)
Pierre: (Trying to make it go back down) (Laughs) Its not funny
Michelle: Yes it is (Laughs)
Pierre: Come on, you have to help me with this
Michelle: (Laughs) Oh my god
Dad: (Knocking on the bedroom door) Pierre?
Michelle: (Shocked) (Whispers) oooooooooohhhhhhh!
Pierre: (Shocked) (Whispers) FUCK. What should i do?
Dad: Pierre? You in there?
Pierre: Just a second dad
Michelle: (silently laughs)
Pierre: (Gets up) (Whispers) There’s nothing in here to cover it
Michelle: Put this blanket around your waist (Throws him the blanket)
Pierre: That wont work
Michelle: Thats the only thing that wouldn’t make it obvious
Pierre: (Wraps blanket around him) (Goes to the door) (Opens it)
Dad: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Pierre: Uh, sure (Closes the bedroom door)
Michelle: (Silently laughs)
Pierre: What is it dad? (Nervous)
Dad: I just wanted to tell you that I’m proud of you
Pierre: What?
Dad: Me and your mom are glad that you found someone that is actually decent, we know that she is deffinatly a keeper
Pierre: (Smiles) Thanks
Dad: We met her just yesterday but, your just so gentle with her and the way you look at her. It sort of reminds me of when me and your mother were going out. Just don’t screw this one up okay?
Pierre: Okay father, I won’t. I don’t plan to
Dad: Good (Taps his shoulder) And son?
Pierre: Yeah?
Dad: (Looks down at Pierre’s crouch) You better get that taken care of (smirks) (Walks away)
Pierre: (Smirks) I will (Goes back into the bedroom) (Shuts the door)
Michelle: Did he notice?
Pierre: (Takes blanket off) Yes, he did (Chuckles) (Goes back in the bed)
Michelle: (Chuckles) Remind me not to wear a dress around you, unless I want intercourse, okay woody?
Pierre: (Laughs)
The next day, Pierre and Michelle said good bye to his parents, and then drove to Pierre’s house.
Three months later, It was March 2007. Pierre invited Michelle to be his date at his cousins wedding. It was March break, so Michelle was going to stay with Pierre for the week.
Michelle flew over to Montreal, and Pierre was waiting outside of the airport.
Michelle: (Walks out of the airport) (Sees Pierre)
Pierre: (leaning against his car) (Sees Michelle)
Michelle: (Goes to Pierre) (Drops her luggage) Hey!
Pierre: Hey! (Hugs Michelle) (Kisses her)
Michelle: (Shocked) You grew your hair longer! (Touches his hair)
Pierre: You like it?
Michelle: Its hot! and its so shinny! You better watch yourself, girls might jump on you!
Pierre: (Smirks) I’m used to it
Michelle: (Chuckles) Right..
Pierre: How was your flight?
Michelle: Horrible, This little kid was sitting beside me and kept singing Hilary Duff songs! (Smirks)
Pierre: (Chuckles) Oh god (Smirks)
Michelle: Yeah, I was going to knock her out but, you know (Chuckles)
Pierre: Yup, you would be on the news
Michelle: That would be kind of funny
Pierre: (Smirks) Yup, Well, shall we get in the car now?
Michelle: (Smirks) Okay
Pierre: (Grabs Michelle’s bags) (Puts them in the trunk)
Michelle: (Goes in the car)
Pierre: (Goes in the car)
(10 minutes later)
Pierre: So, is your dress for tomorrow all ready?
Michelle: Yup! Its so smexy
Pierre: Nice, I’m actually excited to see you in a dress
Michelle: Why? Cuz it will turn you on?
Pierre: Well yeah, and that I never seen you in a dress (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smirks) And I get to see you in a suit! With your new hair!
Pierre: Like oh my god!
Michelle: I know
Pierre: We have to put our urges aside tonight and tomorrow, We’re going to my parents house, and staying there for a couple of days
Michelle: Really?
Pierre: Yup, the wedding is like 2 hours away from here, and my parents house is in the same town where it is, so yeah!
Michelle: Cool
Pierre: Their excited to meet you!
Michelle: I’m sure they are. I’m nervous now
Pierre: Don’t worry, Your almost like the girl version of me so, you’ll fit right in
Michelle: Your family is weird like you?
Pierre: (Smirks) Yup
Michelle: (Smirks) Great, this is going to be a long couple of days
Pierre: (Laughs)
Once they got to Pierre’s place, they sat around for a little bit before leaving to his parents place.
David: (Walks in)
Michelle: (Here’s someone entering the house) Pierre? Someone is in the house
Pierre: Its probably David, He comes over randomly (On his laptop)
David: (Walks into the living room) Hey guys!
Pierre: See?
Michelle: Hi David
David: yo
Michelle: You always come over randomly, I bet one day, your going to enter a room at the wrong time (laughs)
David: (Laughs) I’m used to it
Michelle: So why are you here? Need to do some laundry again?
David: No..... I just figured that you would want to borrow my hair straightener
Michelle: Really? Well, my hair is a little crazy
David: Do you know how to use one?
Michelle: Nope
David: Come in the bathroom and I’ll show you
Michelle: Okay (Gets up)
Pierre: I got to see this! (Gets up)
(In the bathroom)
David: (Finishes straightening Michelle’s hair) There!
Michelle: (Looks in the mirror) Sweet! No more curls!
Pierre: My god, thats not my Michelle anymore! (Chuckles)
Michelle: (Chuckles)
David: See, now when you go to the wedding, your hair will be straight
Michelle: Woohoo!....... wait.... you straighten your hair David?
David: Yup, did you think this was natural? (Chuckles)
Michelle: Ummm..... (Chuckles)
Pierre: (smirks)
Michelle: Hey, I can do your hair tomorrow Pierre!
Pierre: Hell no, you ain’t touching my hair! (Covers his hair)
Michelle: Come on! (Touches Pierre’s hair) Ha! I touched it, what are you going to do about it?
Pierre: hmmm (Pretends to punch Michelle)
Michelle: Ahhh!
David: You guys seriously need some counseling (Chuckles)
Michelle: (Laughs) (Kids) He beats me up all the time
Pierre: Well someone has to discipline you (Laughs)
A couple of hours later, after David left, They drove to Pierre’s parents house. They arrived just in time for supper.
(Pierre and Michelle walk towards the house)
Pierre: Just act like yourself, and you’ll be just fine
Michelle: Got it. But what if they don’t like me?
Pierre: Shesh, your making it sound like we’re going to tell them that we’re having a baby. Its not a big deal
Michelle: Okay, okay. I’m fine now
Pierre: (Smirks) (Knocks on the door)
(Mom and dad open the door)
Mom & Dad: Pierre!
Pierre: Hey mom and dad (Hugs them)
Mom: and you must be Michelle!
Michelle: Yup, the one and only
Mom: (Hugs Michelle)
Michelle: (Smirks)
Dad: Hi Michelle, Its good to finally meet you (Smirks)
Michelle: Yeah, its good to meet you guys too
Mom: Well come in you two
(Pierre and Michelle walk in)
Dad: You guys are just in time for supper
Michelle: Good, I’m starving
They all sat at the table. Pierre was sitting across from Michelle.
(Eating)
Mom: So Michelle, How’s school?
Michelle: Good! I’ll be done in June (Smirks)
Dad: What are you going to do after?
Michelle: Well, I’ll go on tour with Pierre and the guys. Pierre said that he will think of something for me to do as a job.
Dad: Well thats good. Do you think you can handle being with him all the time?
Michelle: I’ll try my best (Laughs)
(Everyone laughs)
Mom: So what do your parents do?
Michelle: My mom works at a clothing store, and my dad works at a plastic factory
Mom: Thats good
(5 minutes later)
(Pierre’s mom, dad, and him start to talk in french)
Mom: (Talking in french)
Pierre: (Replies back)
Mom: (Says something to his dad)
Dad: (Replies)
Michelle: (Sitting there all confused)
(5 minutes later)
Michelle: (Still confused)
Mom: (Asks Michelle a question)
Michelle: Huh?
(All of them realize that they were talking in french)
(all laugh)
Dad: Oops sorry (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
Mom: (Laughs) You don’t know any french?
Michelle: Nope, They kicked me out of french class in grade 5, so I could concentrate on homework. It was my best subject to (Chuckles)
Pierre: Well, you’ll catch on eventually (Smirks)
Michelle: Hopefully (smirks)
(10 minutes later, they finished eating)
Mom: Well, I guess I should clean off the table (Gets up)
Michelle: Here I’ll help (Gets up)
Mom: no, you don’t have to, your a guest
Michelle: I don’t mind
Mom: Well thank you
Michelle: No problem
Pierre: (Smirks at Michelle)
Michelle: (Smirks at Pierre)
(Mom and Michelle clean off the table and wash the dishes)
(In the kitchen)
Mom: (washing)
Michelle: (Drying)
Mom: I was surprised that you wanted to help
Michelle: Well, Whenever I eat at my grandma’s I always help her with the dishes and stuff
Mom: Well thanks again, I think your the first girlfriend of Pierre’s to help
Michelle: Really?
Mom: Yeah, they would just sit there, and they were older than you
Michelle: Thats crazy
Mom: Yep
(done with the dishes)
Mom: Do you want to look at some of Pierre’s pictures when he was little?
Michelle: sure!
Mom: (Walks to the living room)
Michelle: (Follows)
20 minutes later, Pierre and his dad walk into the living room. Pierre Goes behind the couch where his mom and Michelle are sitting and looking at his pictures.
Michelle: (Looking at one of the photo albums) Aw thats cute
Mom: (Looks) (Smirks)
Pierre: (On his knees) (Head resting on the top of the couch) What are you guys looking at?
Michelle: Your bwaby pictures (Chuckles)
Pierre: MOM!
Mom: What? You were cute when you were little
Pierre: I told you the other day not to show any of my pictures (Chuckles)
Michelle: Parents always do this Pierre, you should know that (Chuckles)
Mom: She was going to see them sooner or later anyways (Smirks)
Pierre: (Sighs)
At about 11pm, they went to bed. Michelle got to sleep in Pierre’s bedroom, and he had to sleep in the spare room.
Michelle: (Drops her bags in Pierre’s room) (Looks around) Cool
Pierre: Like it? This is the room that I grew up in. And I have a mini studio too! I come here sometimes to think of some lyrics
Michelle: Awesome
Pierre: Yeah, it really helps. Well, have fun sleeping in here
Michelle: Why can’t we sleep together? I’m sure they already know that we already do
Pierre: (Laughs) My parents still see me as their little angel so
Michelle: (Laughs) Angel? Right.....
Pierre: (Chuckles) Well anyways, I’ll sneak in tomorrow night (Smirks)
Michelle: Okie dokie (Smirks)
Pierre: (Kisses Michelle) Good night
Michelle: Good night
Mom: Is that kissing that I hear?
Pierre: (Smirks) No mom
Michelle: (Smirks)
Pierre: (Walks out of the bedroom) (Shuts the door)
The next day, everyone got ready for the wedding. Michelle was dressed already, and was in the bathroom straightening her hair. Pierre came in.
Michelle: (Looking in the mirror) (Straightening her hair)
Pierre: (Walks in) (Shuts the door) (Has his suit on) Hey
Michelle: Yo
Pierre: Straightening you crazy hair eh?
Michelle: Yes eh
Pierre: (Smirks) Eh
Michelle: (Smirks) Eh
Pierre: Eh
Michelle: Eh (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Chuckles) um, do you know how to put on ties?
Michelle: Me? Hell no. Like I sorta know but.... no I don’t
Pierre: Well I don’t know either, and I need help
Michelle: (Finishes straightening) Here, lemme try
Pierre: Okay
Michelle: (Goes to Pierre) (Tries to tie up his tie)
Pierre: (Looking down at Michelle) (Watching her try to tie it)
Michelle: (10 seconds later) Sort of like that?
Pierre: Close...hmm let me try now (Tries to tie it)
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: There we go! (Got it tied) (Tucks it between the black coat and his white shirt)
Michelle: Woohoo!
Pierre: My hair looks crappy doesn’t it?
Michelle: Just straighten it
Pierre: (Sighs) Okay
Michelle: (Smirks)
Pierre: (Straightens it)
Michelle: (Watches)
(3 minutes later)
Pierre: (Puts straightener down) I look sexy!
Michelle: mmhhhmm (Smirks) (Touches his hair)
Pierre: (Touches Michelle’s hair) And you look sexy too!
Michelle: We are just sexy people and we can’t help it (Smirks)
Pierre: Hell yeah!! And are you happy that you see me in a suit now?
Michelle: Yup!
Mom: (Yells from down stairs) Lets go now kids!
Pierre: She makes me feel so young!
Michelle: (Chuckles)
(Pierre and Michelle go downstairs)
Mom: Aww, you guys look so cute together!
Michelle: We try our best
(Everyone laughs)
Dad: (Takes a picture of Pierre and Michelle)
Mom: Come here guys, we have to take pictures before we go!
Pierre: Great.....
Michelle: (Chuckles)
Mom: (Hits Pierre) Come on Pierre! You know that I like to take pictures
Pierre: I know but, you go overboard sometimes
Michelle: She just loves you (Smirks) Her little boy is growing up!
Dad: Yeah! Your still 16 in our eyes
After they took some pictures, They got into Pierre’s parents car and started to drive to the wedding. Pierre and Michelle were sitting in the back.
Michelle: Okay, so what do I need to know about the people at this wedding?
Pierre: We’ll half of them only speak french, so if you end up talking to them, I’ll have to translate. So just stay with me and you’ll be good to go!
Michelle: Okay
Mom: Guys, I want you to be on your best behavior, I don’t want to be kicked out of the wedding
Pierre: (Kids) But mom...
Michelle: (Chuckles)
Mom: We know how you behave when your on tour
Pierre: Me? I thought you were telling everyone to behave
Michelle: (Laughs) We know you too well Pierre
Dad: (Chuckles) He’s hard to control sometimes eh Michelle?
Michelle: No kidding (Smirks)
Pierre: Your the one that’s hard to control
Michelle: Who me? Yeah right (Rolls her eyes)
Pierre: See?
Michelle: All I did was roll my eyes
Pierre: Oh shut up (Kids) (Smirks)
Michelle: You shut up Bouvier, until you get your facts right (Smirks)
Pierre: My facts are right so.... (Flicks Michelle)
Michelle: Do not assault me in front of your parents
Pierre: We’re not in front of them, we’re sitting behind them (Flicks)
Michelle: (Flicks Pierre)
(Keep flicking for 2 minutes)
Mom: I tell them to behave, and look what they do
Dad: A bunch of children I tell yeah
Pierre: Well she started it
Michelle: How original, blaming it on the most innocent person you know (Smirks)
Pierre: (Smirks)
An hour later, They arrived at the church. Pierre and Michelle do not enjoy going to ceremonies at all, they can’t sit in one place for that long unless they were doing something that was actually fun.
(Everyone walks to the church)
Pierre: Ugh, I hate church
Michelle: Me too, I could fall asleep. So if I do, please pinch me
Pierre: (Chuckles) I can’t if I’m asleep
Mom: Like I said before, pretend that your excited to be here, its your cousins wedding after all
Pierre: Yeah, A cousin that I’ve only seen like..... once
Mom: (Hits Pierre’s arm) Behave now
Pierre: (rubs where his mom hit) Okay okay
Michelle: You are so whipped by your mother (Chuckles)
Pierre: I have no choice (Chuckles)
Michelle: (smirks) (Holds on to Pierre’s hand)
(sitting down in the church)
Michelle: (Sitting between Pierre and his mom)
Aunt Sue: (Sitting behind Pierre) (Talks in french) Oh hi Pierre hunny!
Pierre: (Looks behind him) (Talks in french) Hi aunt sue!
Michelle: (Looks at Aunt Sue)
Aunt Sue: How are you? I haven’t seen you in two years!
Pierre: I’m good, how about you?
Aunt Sue: I’m fine.
Pierre: Oh, this is my girlfriend Michelle, I met her last year
Aunt Sue: Bonjour Michelle
Michelle: Bonjour
Aunt Sue: And she speaks french?
Pierre: Nope, thats the only word she knows (Chuckles)
Michelle: (Doesn’t understand what their saying)
Aunt Sue: (chuckles)
(Music starts to play)
(Ceremony starts)
(10 minutes later)
Priest: (Starts talking in french)
Michelle: (Whispers to Pierre) Oh god, this wedding is all in french?
Pierre: (Chuckles) (Whispers) Now its going to be even more boring to you
(20 minutes into the ceremony)
(Everyone stands up and opens a book to sing a song)
Pierre: (Opens the book to the page)
Michelle: (Opens her book to the page)
(Everyone starts to sing)
Pierre: (Singing)
Michelle: (Trying to pronounce the words)
Pierre: (Stops) (Looks and listens to Michelle trying to sing in french)
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre at the corner of her eye) (Smiles) (Keeps trying)
Pierre: (Silently laughs)
Michelle: (Silently laughs) (Hides her face in the book)
Pierre: (Tries not to laugh loudly)
Mom: (Notices Pierre) (Hits him)
Pierre: Ouch (Rubs where she hit him)
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre) (Silently laughs)
(50 minutes later)
(Sitting down)
Michelle: (Leaning against Pierre’s side)
Pierre: (arm behind Michelle) (Pretending to pay attention to the wedding so he doesn’t get hit again)
Michelle: (Whispers) How long has it been now?
Pierre: (Looks at his pocket watch) (Whispers) ummm....... 1 hour
Michelle: (Whispers) Oh my god. My butt is numb now too
Pierre: (Whispers) Tell me about it. My balls are numb
(4 people around him, and his parents look at him weird)
Pierre: (Notices) (Clears throat) Pay attention to the wedding
(they all look away)
Michelle: (Silently laughs)
Pierre: (Silently laughs)
10 minutes later, the wedding finally ended. After they got out of the church, they headed to the reception.
(In the car)
Pierre: I’m glad thats over
Michelle: Are your balls better now?
Pierre: Yup, I can feel them all right
Michelle: (Smirks) Good..... I guess
Mom: I bet if you guys get married, You would fool around at your own wedding
Pierre: Well duh! Wedding’s are about celebrating love, not sitting down being bored and waiting to get the hell out of there
Michelle: True, I think thats the smartest thing that you’ve ever said
Pierre: Why thank you
Michelle: I hope they have a buffet there
Pierre: Yeah, the food and drinks is the best part of the reception
Michelle: Hell yeah! I think the wedding cake is the best dessert
Pierre: Mmmm, I could eat that all day
Michelle: We should just steal the cake and bring it back to your place! (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Chuckles) Yes! Then we could have some everyday
Michelle: And have a cake fight
Pierre: And we could.....
Michelle: Pierre, I think we should continue this conversation by texting because your parents are here (Chuckles)
Dad: Please (Chuckles)
Pierre: Right..... (Smirks) (Gets his cell phone out and texts to Michelle)
Michelle: (Reads the text to herself) We could cover our bodies with it and......
Michelle: (Laughs) I knew you were going to say that
Pierre: (Smiles)
Michelle: (Texts Pierre Back)
Pierre: (Reads the text to himself) Only in your dreams, thats a waste of cake lol
Pierre: (Texts her back)
Michelle: (Reads the text) lol, I know deep down inside you do...... wink wink
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
Michelle: I want cake now
Pierre: You can have some soon enough
10 more minutes later, they finally got to the reception. They went inside and sat down at their table.
(a round table)
Michelle: (Sitting between Pierre and his mom)
Pierre: (Sitting between Michelle and his dad)
Michelle: Its nice here
Mom: Yes it is, its so lovely
Pierre: Its so white
Michelle: Well duh Pierre (Chuckles)
Pierre: Duh
Mom: Michelle, He’s a bad influence on you isn’t he?
Michelle: Yes ma’am, I think he’s worse than David
Pierre: (Thinks about it) Yeah, thats probably true
After they ate supper and some cake, It was time to dance!
(Slow song comes on)
Pierre: (Stands up) (Goes to Michelle) Madam, would you care to dance with me?
Michelle: (Smirks) No thanks, I don’t dance with losers (Laughs)
(Everyone at the table laughs)
Pierre: (Smirks) (Has his hand out)
Michelle: (Smirks) If I have to (Takes Pierre’s hand, and gets up)
(Both walk to the dance floor)
(Both holding each other) (And looking at each other)
Michelle: That was really good cake wasn’t it?
Pierre: Very good
Michelle: I can’t believe you had to big pieces of it
Pierre: What? It was good, I didn’t want it to go to waste
Michelle: I only had one piece
Pierre: I thought you would have had another piece
Michelle: Its called, being polite in front of your parents
Pierre: I was surprised when you were so polite with them, you so sweet to the elders (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smirks) Someone has to
Pierre: (Kisses Michelle) I....
Michelle: Shh, don’t even say it, we say that too much, and I know that you love me by the way you look at me all the time
Pierre: Thats true
Michelle: Yup
After the reception, they went back to Pierre’s parents house, and went to bed. Michelle was trying to get to sleep, but she couldn’t. But then she heard someone opening the door.
Michelle: (Laying on her back) (Looking at the door opening)
Pierre: (Sneaks in) (Shuts the door quietly)
Michelle: (Whispers) Hey
Pierre: (Whispers) Hi (Crawls onto the bed) (gets under the covers)
Michelle: (Shivers) Brr, its cold tonight
Pierre: I know, Its even colder in the spare room
Michelle: (Lays on her side) (Faces Pierre)
Pierre: (Lays on his side) (Faces Michelle) You know what would be hot?
Michelle: What?
Pierre: Us doing it here
Michelle: (Chuckles) It would but, we can’t. Your parents would walk in on us
Pierre: (Chuckles) Then it would be even funner
Michelle: (Smirks) They would have a heart attack
Pierre: (Smirks) Yeah, they would
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: (Starts to kiss Michelle)
Michelle: (Kisses Pierre)
(30 seconds later)
(Stop kissing)
Michelle: (Smirks) Goodnight
Pierre: (put his hand on her cheek) (Smirks) goodnight
Michelle: (Lays on her other side)
Pierre: (Snuggles into her back) (right against her) (Arm over her)
(1 minute later)
Pierre: I can’t stop thinking about you wearing that dress
Michelle: (Chuckles)
Pierre: Like damn!
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
(10 minutes later)
Michelle: (Feels something poking her behind her)
Michelle: (Thinks about it)
Michelle: Pierre?
Pierre: Yeah?
Michelle: Are you happy?
Pierre: Yeah..... of course I’m happy
Michelle: (Lays on her other side to face Pierre) No I mean..... Are you “Happy?”
Pierre: (Looks at Michelle weird)
Michelle: (Looks down to Pierre’s crouch)
Pierre: OH! (Looks under the covers) Fuck
Michelle: Stick em up! (Laughs)
Pierre: (Trying to make it go back down) (Laughs) Its not funny
Michelle: Yes it is (Laughs)
Pierre: Come on, you have to help me with this
Michelle: (Laughs) Oh my god
Dad: (Knocking on the bedroom door) Pierre?
Michelle: (Shocked) (Whispers) oooooooooohhhhhhh!
Pierre: (Shocked) (Whispers) FUCK. What should i do?
Dad: Pierre? You in there?
Pierre: Just a second dad
Michelle: (silently laughs)
Pierre: (Gets up) (Whispers) There’s nothing in here to cover it
Michelle: Put this blanket around your waist (Throws him the blanket)
Pierre: That wont work
Michelle: Thats the only thing that wouldn’t make it obvious
Pierre: (Wraps blanket around him) (Goes to the door) (Opens it)
Dad: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Pierre: Uh, sure (Closes the bedroom door)
Michelle: (Silently laughs)
Pierre: What is it dad? (Nervous)
Dad: I just wanted to tell you that I’m proud of you
Pierre: What?
Dad: Me and your mom are glad that you found someone that is actually decent, we know that she is deffinatly a keeper
Pierre: (Smiles) Thanks
Dad: We met her just yesterday but, your just so gentle with her and the way you look at her. It sort of reminds me of when me and your mother were going out. Just don’t screw this one up okay?
Pierre: Okay father, I won’t. I don’t plan to
Dad: Good (Taps his shoulder) And son?
Pierre: Yeah?
Dad: (Looks down at Pierre’s crouch) You better get that taken care of (smirks) (Walks away)
Pierre: (Smirks) I will (Goes back into the bedroom) (Shuts the door)
Michelle: Did he notice?
Pierre: (Takes blanket off) Yes, he did (Chuckles) (Goes back in the bed)
Michelle: (Chuckles) Remind me not to wear a dress around you, unless I want intercourse, okay woody?
Pierre: (Laughs)
The next day, Pierre and Michelle said good bye to his parents, and then drove to Pierre’s house.
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