Categories > Celebrities > Simple Plan > Pierre Bouvier FanFic

Chapter 13

by evry1lovesmichelle 0 reviews

Going Camping.

Category: Simple Plan - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: David Desrosiers,Pierre Bouvier - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2009-03-24 - Updated: 2009-03-25 - 3381 words

0Unrated
Chapter 13



It was the end of june, and Miranda and Michelle are finally done with high school! On the first weekend of july, Pierre and David drove down to see Michelle and Miranda. Michelle was hanging out at Miranda’s when they came over.



(In Miranda’s bedroom)

Michelle: (On her laptop) (Laying on the floor on her stomach)

Miranda: (On her laptop) (Laying on her stomach on her bed)

Michelle: Why do I have this strangest feeling that the two guys will have something in store for us?

Miranda: I have no idea, I’m getting that vibe too. Maybe they want us to sing on their cd. (Laughs)

Michelle: (Laughs) No one would buy it


(10 minutes later)

Lisa: (Miranda’s mom) Miranda, Michelle! Your guys are here!

Miranda & Michelle: (Look at each other) (Dash down the stairs and to the kitchen)

Michelle: Pierre!! (Hugs Pierre)

Pierre: Michelle! (Kisses her)

Miranda: David!! (Hugs David)

David: Miranda!!

Pierre: Come outside you two, we have something to show you

Michelle: (Looks at Miranda) Okay....

Miranda: (Looks at Michelle)

(All four of them go outside and looks at Pats van)



Michelle: Pat drove you here?

Pierre: Nope, he let us borrow it

Miranda: What’s with all the bags inside?

Michelle: And the big plastic case on the top?

Pierre & David: (Smirk)

Michelle: Please don’t tell me what I think your going to say

Pierre: We are going to go.....

Pierre & David: CAMPING!

Miranda: Oh no

Michelle: We’re going to die. Please kill me now

David: Its going to be fine, we’re wilderness pros

Miranda: Really? The last time I checked, you guys were in a band

Michelle: (Chuckles)

Pierre: Yeah, just don’t worry, we’ll take care of everything

Michelle: Even the cooking?

David: Even the cooking

Michelle: Well, as long as David doesn’t make any meat loaf, I’m in

Miranda: Dido

David: (Shocked) What’s wrong with my meat loaf? I thought everyone liked it

Pierre:......... Come on Michelle. Lets go back to your place and pack, while Miranda packs

Michelle: Sounds good. I just need to get my laptop (Goes back in the house and gets her laptop)

Michelle: (Comes back out)

Pierre: (Waiting in the van)

Michelle: Miranda, don’t forget your camera, we have to take videos and pictures of this trip

Miranda: I’m way ahead of you Michelle (Smirks)

Michelle: (Smirks) (Goes in the van)

(They drive away)

Miranda & David: (Goes in the house)



(In the car)

Michelle: Are you sure about this? David and Miranda don’t exactly look like outdoor people

Pierre: I know. That’s why its going to be fun. (Chuckles)

Michelle: (Chuckles) How did you guys come up with the idea?

Pierre: Well, It was originally mine. I wanted you and me to go camping sometime during the summer. I Told David about it, and he really liked the Idea and asked if he could come with Miranda. I agreed because I thought it would bring a little bit of spice to this trip.

Michelle: I bet it will (Smirks)

Pierre: (Smirks)

Michelle: So where are we camping anyways?

Pierre: Just at the pinery.

Michelle: Cool



When they got to Michelle’s house, Pierre brought in a brown box into her house. They went into her bedroom and started to pack.



Michelle: (Grabs a book-bag for her stuff) What’s in that box Pierre?

Pierre: I forgot to give this to you the last time I saw ya. (Starts to open the box) Since I’m one of the owners of Role Model Clothing, I get one of each thing that we make. So I thought that you would like all the girl clothing that I have. We have the same taste in clothing so, why not (Smirks)

Michelle: Thats awesome! (Looks in the box) (Takes some shirts out) I’ll bring some of them! That takes care of the shirt part of packing. Thanks Pierre (Kisses Pierre) (Smirks)

Pierre: (Smirks) Your welcome!

Michelle: (Puts shirts in her bag) Okay, now for some pants

(5 minutes later)

Pierre: (Sitting on her bed) I can’t believe that you’ll be moving in with me soon

Michelle: (Puts pants in the bag) (Sits beside Pierre) I know, Its going to be cool. I can’t wait to get out of this house, and this town.

Pierre: Yeah, there’s like nothing here.

Michelle: Tell me about it (Gets up, packs her PJ’s and other stuff) Do you know If Miranda is going to move in with David?

Pierre: I have no idea. I think their going to wait for another year or something. But it could’ve changed again.

Michelle: Yeah.

Pierre: Are you done now?

Michelle: (Thinks) ..... yup, I think I am now Bouvier

Pierre: (Smirks) Why do you like calling me that?

Michelle: (Smirks) I don’t know, I just like to

Pierre: Okay Piper

Michelle: (Smirks)



They headed back to Miranda’s house, and Picked David and Miranda up. David wanted to drive, so he did. Pierre wanted to sit beside Michelle, but Miranda wanted to.



Michelle & Miranda: (Sitting behind Pierre and David)

Pierre: (Sitting beside David) Miranda, you are such a mean bitch. I wanted to sit beside Michelle (Chuckles)

David: Pierre, Miranda is my mean bitch (Chuckles)

Miranda: (Pretends to be innocent) I love my Michelle (Hugs Michelle)

Michelle: (Smiles) I feel so much love in this van (Chuckles)

Miranda: (Chuckles)

Michelle: Did you remember to bring you camera Mir?

Miranda: Yup! I even brought a lot of 1 gig cards (Smirks)

Michelle: Sweet! You should make a video now

Miranda: Oh my god, I should! (Gets her camera) (Starts recording) Yo, what’s up!

Michelle: If you found this video, that means that we are now dead due to David’s crazy driving

Miranda, Michelle, Pierre: (Laugh)

David: I’m a good driver

Pierre: (Whispers to the camera) No he isn’t

Miranda: Are you still pissed off at me Pierre for not letting you sit beside Michelle?

Pierre: Sort of, if David crashes, I’ll be one of the first to be injured, or die. That’s why i don’t feel comfortable sitting up here.

Michelle: But Pierre, You dieing for me. Isn’t that worth it? (Chuckles)

Miranda: (Chuckles)

Pierre: No (Smirks)

Michelle: (Laughs) (Hits Pierre)

Miranda: (Laughs)

Pierre: (Laughs)

Michelle: Hey, if David crashes and gets us injured, we can just sue him

Pierre: What do we get if we win? His zebra blanket?

Michelle: (Laughs)

David: I actually got rid of that blanket and bought a new one

Michelle: David, that blanket had so many memories (Laughs)

Pierre: (Laughs)

Miranda: (Laughs)

David: You guys will never borrow my new blanket (Laughs) Now stop talking so much, I’m trying to drive

Miranda: Trying (Chuckles)

Michelle: (Chuckles)

Pierre: Okay then, if we can’t talk, We’ll just sing! (Smirks)

Michelle: I love singing on road trips!

Miranda: Rock on!

David: I’m actually in a singing mood right now

Michelle: (Starts to sing) Stop right now, thank you very much, i need somebody with a human touch

(Everyone else joins in) Hey you always on the run, gotta slow it down baby gotta have some fun!

David: (Squeals) OWW!

(everyone laughs)



30 minutes later, they got to the Pinery campground. Once they found their spot, they parked into it and got out of the car.



Pierre: (Grabs the tent box) David, can you help me set this up?

David: Sure

Pierre: (Sets it on the ground)

David: (Walks to Pierre)

Michelle: Do you guys want us to help you set it up?

Pierre: Nope its fine, we can handle it

Michelle: Okay, if you say so

Miranda: (Chuckles) Should we get the chairs out for us?

Michelle: (Nods) That is actually a great idea

Michelle & Miranda: (Go to the van and get two chairs out) (Then sits on them) (Facing Pierre and David)

Michelle: (Sits back) Time to watch the men set up camp

Miranda: How long do you think it will take?

Michelle: Depends if they ever setted up a tent before

Pierre: (Dumps the tent and all the other stuff out of the bag)

David: Should we read the instructions first?

Pierre: Nah, nobody reads the instructions

David: True

Michelle: Its going to take a while (Nods)

Miranda: (Nods) Yuuuuup (Sits back)



(10 minutes later)

David: (Trying to get one of the nails in the ground) Pierre, this ground is too hard for us to just push it down with our hands

Pierre: I’ll go get the hammers (Walks to the van)

Michelle: Hows it going Woody? (Smirks)

Miranda: (Chuckles)

Pierre: Ha...ha... funny. (Smirks) Its going

Michelle: Yeah, we can tell. Thats the finest tent I’ve ever seen

Miranda: Just dandy

Pierre: (Finds the hammers) You guys are retarded

Michelle: Why thank you (Smiles)

Pierre: (Smirks) (Goes back to the tent)

David: (Distracted) (day dreaming)

Pierre: Okay, I got the hammers

David: (Doesn’t answer)

Pierre: (Looks at David) David, are you there? DAVID!

David: (Snaps out of it) Huh, What?

Pierre: Here’s a hammer (Hands a hammer to David)

David: Oh

Miranda & Michelle: (Laugh)

David: (Smirks)

Michelle: You want to go to the washroom with me?

Miranda: Sure

Miranda & Michelle: (Get up)

Miranda: We’re just gonna go to the washroom

David: Okay, don’t get lost

Michelle: We have a better chance of not getting lost than you guys having that tent up by the time we come back (Laughs)

Miranda: (Laughs)

David: (Throws a small stick at Michelle) (Smirks)

Miranda & Michelle: (Laugh) (Walk away)

Pierre: (Smirks)

David & Pierre: (Watch them till they can’t see them anymore)

Pierre: (Gets the instructions) Phew, now we can read this

David: We have to get this up before they come back!

Pierre: (Nods)



(10 minutes later)

Michelle & Miranda: (Come back from the bathroom) (Tent is up)

Michelle: Wow, you guys actually got it up!

Pierre: I told yea that we could do it (Proud of himself) (Smirks)

David: (High Fives Pierre) Yeah!

Michelle: But there’s one lil problem?

Pierre: Yeah? (Goes up to Michelle) And what is it?

Michelle: (Points at the tent) The door is right against that bush, and the back is where the front is supposed to be

Pierre & David: (Look at the tent)

Pierre: Fuck

Michelle & Miranda: (Chuckle) (Goes to the chairs and sits)

David: I guess we have to take all the nails out and turn the tent around

Pierre: (Sighs) Yup

Michelle: I’m going to start a fire

Pierre: You know how?

Michelle: (Gets up) Yeah...... all you need is wood and a match, and paper

Pierre: Don’t burn yourself

Michelle: shesh, people always assume that I’m going to hurt myself every time I do something

MIranda: Its true though (Laughs)

Michelle: (Laughs) I don’t hurt myself all the time



(10 minutes later)

Miranda & Michelle: (Sitting by the fire)

Pierre & David: (Finished the tent) (Walks to the fire)

Miranda: Yay, we finally have shelter!

Michelle: Wait.... your telling me that we’re sleeping in the same tent?

Pierre: Yup

Michelle: Great, I wont be able to sleep because David talks in his sleep

David: Hey, I’ve been working on it

Michelle: How could you work on it when your sleeping? (Chuckles)

(Everyone laughs)



It was now night time, and they were all sitting around the fire. They were playing truth or dare.



Pierre: Okay David. Truth or dare? (Sitting beside Michelle) (Across from David and Miranda)

David: (Think) Ummmm....... truth

Pierre: (Thinks of a question)

Michelle: (Looks at Pierre) (Thinking of what he might ask)

Pierre: Okay, I got one

Michelle: (Starts to drink her juice box)

Pierre: Have you two ever... well, you know... sexual relations with each other yet?

David: (Smirks) Nope

Pierre & Michelle: (Shocked)

Michelle: (Chokes on the juice)

Pierre: WHAT?

Michelle: (Still choking)

Miranda: Its true, we’re just taking it slow, unlike some people (Smirks)

Pierre: (Pats Michelle’s back) (Smirks)

Michelle: (Tries to laugh) (stops choking 5 seconds later)

Pierre: You okay?

Michelle: (Breathes) Yup, I am now... sort of...... What’s wrong with you guys? Like my god!

Miranda: (Chuckles) What’s wrong with you guys?

Michelle: (Smirks)

Pierre: (Smirks) Seems like no one can answer the question

David: We don’t want to be like you guys (Laughs)

Michelle: How rude. Me and Pierre are cool.

Pierre: We’re to cool for you guys

Michelle: Yeah

Miranda: (Laughs)

Pierre: And I know just how we can get rid of them (Smirks)

Michelle: How? (Looks at Pierre)

Pierre: (Looks at Michelle) You know (Smirks)

Michelle: (Laughs)

Pierre: (Laughs)

David: (Laughs)

Miranda: (Laughs) Ewwww!

Michelle: I can see them now. Hugging each other and shivering in the sleeping bag

Pierre: David, make them stop!! (Laughs)

Michelle: (Laughs) I have to save my zebra blanket!

David: (Laughs)

Miranda: (Laughs)



At 2:00AM, they went in the tent. And Pierre and Michelle tried to sleep.



David: (Mumbling in his sleeping) (Sleeping beside Miranda on the opposite side of the tent)

Miranda: (Asleep)

Pierre: (Awake) (on his back) (Starring at the tent ceiling)

Michelle: (Awake) (On her back also and starring at the tent ceiling)

Pierre: (Whispers) Michelle, you awake?

Michelle: (Whispers) yup

Pierre: I guess we should’ve brought 2 tents

Michelle: Yup

Pierre: If only there was a way to shut him up...

Michelle: Yup

Pierre: Are you going to say yup to everything I say?

Michelle: Nope (Smirks)

Pierre: (Chuckles) (Sits up) (Reaches for his bag)

Michelle: (Sits up) what are you doing?

Pierre: (Opens his bag) (Grabs his dirty underwear that he wore that day)

Michelle: (Laughs) oh my god

Pierre: (Smirks) (Giggles) (Throws the underwear onto Davids face) (Lays down quickly)

Michelle: (Lays down quickly) Thats so nasty (Laughs)

Pierre: (Laughs)

David: (Slowly wakes up) (Feels something on his face) (grabs it and looks at it) (Throws it at Pierre) Ewww! Man!

Pierre: You were keeping us awake! (Laughs)

David: (Gets up) I gotta wash my face now (Gets out of the tent)

Michelle: (Laughs) Your so mean Pierre

Pierre: (Smirks)

(2 minutes later)

David: (Gets in the tent) (Zips the door up) (Pours water on Pierre’s head)

Michelle: (Laughs)

David: (Laughs)

Pierre: (shocked) (Smiles)



The next day, after they had a shower, they decided to go for a hike on one of the trails.



(At the trail)

(All of them starting to walk)

Miranda: How long will it take to finish this trail?

Pierre: (Thinks) An hour or so

Miranda: Oh my god, I’m gonna die!

Michelle: (Chuckles) Better you than me (Smirks)

Miranda: (Hits Michelle) (Smirks)

Michelle: Ouch! (Rubs arm) Why am I always the victim?

David: Cuz you suck! (Kids)

Michelle: (Pretends to be shocked)

Miranda: (Laughs) (Hits David)

David: (Rubs arm) I’m always the victim too

Michelle: This sucks (Chuckles)

David: I know

Pierre: (Way ahead)

Michelle: (Realizes that he’s ahead) what the heck? how did he get that far?

David: I have no idea (Chuckles)

Michelle: (Runs to catch up with Pierre) Wait up!!!!

Pierre: (Stops)

Michelle: (Ran for 10 seconds) (Got beside Pierre) (Catches her breath) shesh, slow down bouvier

Pierre: (Smirks) Sorry, I’m trying to lose some weight

Michelle: yeah, your like so fat with you rolls going over your pants (Sarcastic)

Pierre: Ha...ha....ha

Michelle: Your not fat, like my god, if you got more muscle, you would look like those body builders that are always in commercials, and those guys are ugly

Pierre: true, but i still need to lose weight....

Michelle: NO!

Pierre: okay okay, calm down (Laughs)

Michelle: (Smirks)

Pierre: (Holds on to Michelle’s hand)

Michelle: Guess what I’m bringing with me when I move in?

Pierre: Your clothes?

Michelle: Well yeah (Chuckles)

Pierre: What else?

Michelle: My Wii!

Pierre: Well obviously

Michelle: (Rolls eyes)

Pierre: (Smirks)

Michelle: And I have rockband now!

Pierre: Sweet! We can become a band now!

Michelle: I know!

Pierre: What difficulty are you on?

Michelle: Expert on guitar (Smirks)

Pierre: Aw crap (Laughs) I only played it a couple of times so i have a reason to suck

Michelle: (Laughs)



(30 minutes into the walk)



Michelle: So, who’s cooking tonight?

Pierre: Unfortunately, its David. He insisted that he cooked tonight

Michelle: Great.... (Sarcastic)

Pierre: But its not meat loaf, thank god

Michelle: Phew (trips over a branch) Ah

Pierre: (chuckles)

Miranda: (Few meters away) you need to learn how to walk Michelle

Michelle: Oh shut up (Chuckles)



That night, David cooked some corn on the cob and chicken. the cobs were okay but the chicken was really dried out.



(Sitting around the campfire)

(Everyone is eating... slowly, except for David)

David: Isn’t it the best chicken you’ve ever tasted?

Pierre: It sure is (Sarcastic)

David: Its a secret recipe!

Michelle: (Mumbles to Pierre) I didn’t know that dried up chicken was a recipe

Pierre: (Chuckles)

David: What did you say Michelle?

Michelle: (Clears up her throat) What’s the recipe?

David: I can’t tell you, its a secret (Smirks)



(10 minutes after supper)

Pierre: I’m just going to walk up to the washroom (Gets up)

Michelle: Okay (Sitting by the fire)

Pierre: (Walks away)

David & Miranda: (Washing the dishes)



(2 minutes later)

Michelle: (Cell phone makes a text alert noise)

Michelle: (Opens the cell) (Reads a text from Pierre)

Message: When I get back, we’ll sneak off and get some hotdogs

Michelle: (Texts back) Sounds good (Closes phone)



(3 minutes later)

Pierre: (Comes back) Hey does anyone want to go for another hike? (Winks at Michelle)

Michelle: Sure, I have so much energy right now, I need to get rid of it

Miranda: Nah, I’m not comfortable walking in a forest... in the darkness

David: Same here

Pierre: Okay, Well we’ll be back in an hour or so

Michelle: (Gets up) (walks towards the van)

Pierre: (Opens the door for Michelle)

Michelle: (Gets in the van)

Pierre: (Shuts Michelle’s door) (Goes to the drivers side) (Gets in) (Drives away)



10 minutes later, they were at a fast food restaurant in the park. They were eating hotdogs and fries.



Michelle: mmm this is much better! (Takes a bite of her hotdog)

Pierre: (Eats a frie) I know. My stomach felt so horrible after eating that dry chicken

Michelle: Tell me about it. (Chuckles) If they did want to come, we would be walking on a trail right now

Pierre: I know, I was afraid of that (Chuckles)

Michelle: But I felt sorry leaving Miranda there, she looked like she hated that food too

Pierre: (Thinks)...... we could get her a hotdog, and give it to her when David goes to the washroom

Michelle: (Smirks) Good idea!

Pierre: I know (Smirks)

Michelle: (Continues eating)

Pierre: (Stopped eating) (Gazes at Michelle for 30 seconds)

Michelle: (Notices) (Takes a drink) Are you going to eat or stare at me for an hour? (Laughs)

Pierre: (Stops day dreaming) (Laughs) Oh sorry, I was just day dreaming (eat a frie)

Michelle: Just like David (Smirks)

Pierre: (Smirks) He’s a bad influence



1 hour later, they went back to the campground, David was nowhere to be seen. Michelle hurried out of the van to Miranda.



Michelle: Where’s David?

Miranda: To the washroom, he left like 1 minute ago

Michelle: Pierre, get her food out

Pierre: (Grabs the bag with the hotdog in it)

Miranda: Food? you guys ate instead of walking?

Michelle: Yup, we sneaked off (Smirked) We knew you didn’t like that chicken either so we brought you back a hotdog!

Pierre: (gives hotdog to Miranda)

Miranda: Awesome

Pierre: I would inhale it if i were you

Miranda: Right... (tries to eat it fast)



(2 minutes later)

Michelle: (Sees David walking back from the washroom) he’s coming!!

Miranda: (Looks) AH! (Takes the last bite) (Swallows)

David: (Walks over) Hey your back!

Michelle: Yup!

Pierre: (Smirks)

David: (Sniffs) Do I smell..... hotdog?

Michelle: Hotdog? (Sniffs) (Pretends to be disgusted) PIERRE! STOP FARTING

Pierre: (Laughs) Sorry

Michelle: Good thing you guys didn’t come to the trail with us, Pierre scared all the wildlife away

Pierre: Nature calls you know

David: Ew

Michelle: (Laughs)

Miranda: (Laughs)


They camped for the whole week, and then went back home.
Sign up to rate and review this story