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DISCLAIMER: See Ch. 1.

A/N: So you guys like my song parodies, huh? I'm not good at making them truly hilarious; if you want to read some truly hilarious song parodies, you should try the stuff by Indigo Ziona, who's a master at that.

Chapter 3: Dementor/ Fright/

SUMMARY: These are Harry's braver thoughts during the dementor attack at the beginning of OotP. (This is a parody of "Electrolite," by R.E.M.)

Your vibes are sendin' chills through me.
I'm here and ready.
I've got my wand handy.

I heard Dudley hit the ground near me.
He's whimpering and sweaty.
That is obscene.
That is obscene.

You are the scare tonight.
You suck people's souls outta sight.
You shade eclipsed the moon tonight.
Dementor fright. You're one bad sight.

If I ever want to skive.
4, Privet Drive.
I am alive.

Prongs is now protecting me.
I'm very strong
I'll still live long
I proved you wrong

You are the scare tonight.
You suck people's souls outta sight.
You shade eclipsed the moon tonight.
Dementor fright.
You're one bad sight.

If you want to fly.
From Privet Drive.
Up in the sky.
Fly through a cloud and look down there.
Don't be scared, I am alive.
I am alive.

You are the scare tonight.
You suck people's souls outta sight.
You shade eclipsed the moon tonight.
Dementor fright.
You're one bad sight.

Dudley is now lying in a heap.
Really steep.
He won't blink

Your vibes are sendin' chills through me.
I'm not scared
I'm outta here.
I'm not scared.
I'm outta here.