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DISCLAIMER: See Ch. 1.
A/N: OK, it's been one or two years since I started with these, so I guess now would be as good a time as any to throw in one more song parody and finish it. It was probably also about time a made a parody of a song which wasn't by R.E.M.
Chapter 4: Hogwarts Academy
SUMMARY: Not much to say here... (This is a parody of "Hotel California," by the Eagles.)
In a dark Scottish village, cool wind in my hair
Distinct feel of magic, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway;
I heard the clock tower
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be heaven or this could be hell"
Then he list up his wand and showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hogwarts Academy
Such a magical place
Such a magical space
Plenty of space at the Hogwarts Academy
During the school year, you can find it here
This was the Headmaster, way out of my league
He got a lot of zany adults as his colleagues
How they teach in their classrooms, to their students
Some learn and remember, while plenty forget
So I called up the caretaker
"Please clean up my room"
He said, "We have plenty of house elves whom we doom"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hogwarts Academy
Such a magical place
Such a magical space
They learnin' it all at the Hogwarts Academy
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Trapped in the Great Hall,
The Headmaster's face like ice
And he said, "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the staff break room,
They are gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Fleeing for the doors
I had to find a way back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the Potions Master,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can graduate any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
FIN
Thanks for reading this small collection of song parodies, I hope you liked it.
-Quillian, 1/23/07
A/N: OK, it's been one or two years since I started with these, so I guess now would be as good a time as any to throw in one more song parody and finish it. It was probably also about time a made a parody of a song which wasn't by R.E.M.
Chapter 4: Hogwarts Academy
SUMMARY: Not much to say here... (This is a parody of "Hotel California," by the Eagles.)
In a dark Scottish village, cool wind in my hair
Distinct feel of magic, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway;
I heard the clock tower
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be heaven or this could be hell"
Then he list up his wand and showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hogwarts Academy
Such a magical place
Such a magical space
Plenty of space at the Hogwarts Academy
During the school year, you can find it here
This was the Headmaster, way out of my league
He got a lot of zany adults as his colleagues
How they teach in their classrooms, to their students
Some learn and remember, while plenty forget
So I called up the caretaker
"Please clean up my room"
He said, "We have plenty of house elves whom we doom"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hogwarts Academy
Such a magical place
Such a magical space
They learnin' it all at the Hogwarts Academy
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Trapped in the Great Hall,
The Headmaster's face like ice
And he said, "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the staff break room,
They are gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Fleeing for the doors
I had to find a way back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the Potions Master,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can graduate any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
FIN
Thanks for reading this small collection of song parodies, I hope you liked it.
-Quillian, 1/23/07
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