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Oh Baby!
(#) X-InkyBlackLace-X 2009-07-11
YAY! A GIRL!
Ahem...
"cunt blossom!"Author's response
Hehe (:
I know...xDOh Baby!
(#) MyFamousLastWords 2009-07-11
This has not failed in making me laugh the slightest bit. I love it.
Mikey and Frank make me laugh so much!
Darn, Ray had a girl. ):
Which means...nothing.
Anyway!
Update when ya can!
F oxox.Author's response
Thank you! I'm glad, because if didn't make you laugh, I'm obviously doing something wrong :P
Sorry! The votes requested a girl, though I was pretty close to choosing a boy (:Oh Baby!
(#) Moonshyne 2009-07-11
I loved this!!
It's too funny especially seeing them all have their seperate little symptoms.
Yay Ray is having a girl!!!
I love the little "fights" between Mikey and Frank.
I can't wait to read more!!Author's response
Thank you Moonshyne (:
Hehe I know, Frank and Mikey are so verbally abusive towards eachother. It's hilarious :P
Yeah, you wanted a girl, you got a girl! hehe, btw I CAN picture a baby with Ray's hair LOL.
Thanks again!Oh Baby!
(#) Christiexox 2009-07-11
i love this!!! more plz.Author's response
Thank you Christie, I'll update soon (:Oh Baby!
(#) E-JayLovesGerard 2009-07-12
haha! I know where the babys coming out of... and it ISNT the arse! hahahahahah!
aww.... Toros getting a bubba girl...
and Bobs baby will have a beard :D
xox EAuthor's response
Hehe (:
Yup Ray gets a girly (:
Bob xDOh Baby!
(#) thegayestgoth 2009-07-13
"Alicia sighed as Mikey was under the bedspread sleeping his skinny life away."
'sleeping his skinny life away.' that's gold, and it made me laugh. well, i wanted to. my sister's sleeping.
"As soon as Alicia was ready to scream, Mikey turned over, and released himself as Alicia froze, but managed to plug her nose."
that's too damned funny, and it's happened to all of us. we roll over in our sleep and fart. that's what Anon260 does. LOL!!!
"Damn robots, those are my cookies, ya hear?" Mikey mumbled in his sleep.
What part don't you understand robot? The cookie is mine, whore." He began to snore."
of COURSE mikey is dreaming about food! ha ha, that's too damned hilarious! robots? wow! that's epic! cookie-stealing robots! LOLZZZ!!!!
"Gerard said flipping through the Kerrang! magazine, reading the latest issue of how Marilyn Manson has gone insane, and midget tossing in Georgia."
Marilyn Manson going insane...nothing new there and it made me laugh. Midget tossing, woo-hoo!!!
"I better get some frigging biscotti." Gerard mumbled under his breath.
are you sure gerard is HAVING the baby and isn't the baby? i love yeeeww, gerard!!! ha ha, the biscotti thing is great. the way he says it, it sounds like a threat. and i love how gerard is acting totally occ.
"Ray happily layed down on the noisy stupid crinkle paper."
i love that reference!!! that paper is a nightmare!!! 'stupid crinkle paper'. i love the name you gave it.
"Not now Ray."
Poor Christa. Color psychology really isn't that interesting.
okay. i LOVED this entire section here!!!
"*Mr.Bryar please sit still."
"I can't! This damn crinkly paper is getting in muh way!"
"Good. Okay let's move on." The doctor grabbed the cold goo, and Bob cringed.
"Hey! Watch where your putting that.*"
TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!! ESPECIALLY "HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING THAT!" that makes bob sound very homophobic/masculine, lmao.
"the doctor gave Lindsey a sympathetic look, when the one on her face was basically screaming, 'Help me.'"
i feel your pain, lindsey.
"Hu hu ha ha! Ray's baby looks like it flipping you off!" Gerard laughed. While rocking on Frank's rocking chair.
you put gee's laugh in there!!! way to go, that's entirely too much, i love reading this!!! huh huh ha ha ha!!!
"No it doesn't." Ray said laughing as he stared at the glowing picture of the babeh.
it is absolutely SIDE-SPLITTING how you write 'babeh' instead of 'baby'. it's something i would totally do myself!!! you're so funny!!! babeh...lmao.
"*I'll bet you anything that when Bob's child is born, it'll have a beard." Frank said matter of factly.
"You're on." Bob scoffed*.
frank and bob should be setting an example on how NOT to teach their children to gamble. shame on them, betting on an unborn child...and funny as chicken cake!!!
"Wait a minute, that means that Frank's babeh will inherit Frank's shortness." Mikey intervened.
i've got to say, mikey's pretty bold. and mean. yayy!!!
"Whoa, you're crossing the line there, bro." Frank seethed.
the fact that frank got mad about that totally made me laugh.
"Am I right or am I right, Frodo?"
mikey should stop while his glasses are still on his face in one piece...pregnant men fighting, lol!!! there's no laws against that, is there? game on bitchez!!!
"Ey man, you wanna go?!" Frank said getting up, but fell back alittle from his belly, then fully stood up glaring.
'ey man'? i bet you had to think of how to spell 'ey', didn't you? uh-oh, daddy done gon' ghetto!!! this is ridiculous, i can't stop laughing.
"You. Me. Right here. Right now." Frank fumed.
they aren't actually going to try to fight, right? all they could really do is bump bellies and slap AT each other. (amphasis on slap /at/.)
"Guys, chill." Bob warned, followed by a burp.
oh yeah, i'd take that seriously. "Guys, chill. BUUUUURP!!!"
"No, no. Let the mini me say what he needs to say." Mikey smirked.
wow! talk about occ!!!! that's so mean of mikey to say! and shocking! but so delectably funny!!!
"Skankstrumpet!" Frank yelled.
i love the redundancy of 'skank' and 'strumpet'.
"Coffee whore!"
"Bitch!"
"Prostitute!"
"Cunt blossom!"
well. that's a new one on me.
well written, babe!!! thanks for twittering this to me. i can't wait for more. sorry i haven't been on twitter or called you lately. i took a break from the internet and the phone.
i heart 'Oh Baby'!!!!! keep it coming, lovebug!!!!
~thegayestgoth
Oh Baby!
(#) _Amy_Revenge_ 2009-07-16
I like cunt blossom..it makes it sound pretty ^^Author's response
I know right? (:Oh Baby!
(#) MyChemicalFangirl 2009-07-26
Ahaha I loved this one. XD
You have a gift for making me laugh,
And a gift for insults. :')
Christie,xoAuthor's response
Lol thanks for that. I'm glad you're enjoying it (:
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