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Oh um I have made a big choice...I am giving up my carrer to be a WIZARD! Im just kidding, please get out of your heart attack by getting some coffee and listining to out albums. :D

I wonder about Kosher....whats kosher? Saltly? uh un...I want MY CRACKERS! Did you know that they shower....naked? ewwie..I never noticed.
Your gonna pee your pants...I love watching the Nanny, I know its gay (Im bisexual, that counts)
But Fran is soo cool, Dont tell but umm I model myself after her. Im a guy, I have rights to like Chick shows.

Im hungrey, I havent eaten in 10 days... I dont want to eat. And when me and Frankie have sex, it makes, me even more tired and more hungrey. Dont tell Frankie Im not eating. I give my food to Morgan, who threatened to "Touch" my "Special places". With his "fingers". So I give that to him instead of my cinnimon apple penis.
I think my hip bones are jutting out...and hurting Frankie baby

I want to say that Jon and Kate...plus 22, no wait 8...thats sad, I mean when we have TV time, all the time...We watching the girlyish stuff, for a room full of burly horny men, we watch Gilmore Girls, The Nanny, Golden Girls, E! News, and the occasionaly episode of The Marvolous Misadventures of Flapjack.

I like Bubbi

Frankie likes my ass

I like his ass

Mikey is missing his glasses, bumping into men, who then think he likes them and he gets sam-whiched between them....(I stole his glasses)

My ass hurts

I want juice
or coffee

I wonder what its like to get your period...I thought I got it too

I dont like medopause...it sucks

BLOWJOB!!! TIME

I like veggie burgers

and lubricant

Its fun to rub it on Frankie