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Rumour has it, Burlesque Queen, Alexis Di Milo, will reveal her true identity at this Fridays show at Angels and Kings in Chicago. Tickets are now sold out.
Alexis Di Milo came to fame two years ago after her stunning performance at the Black Cat in Chicago.
Often likened to her idol Dita Von Teese, Alexis is only 20 years of age. Little is known about this stunning beauty, her identity has remained safely guarded over the last two years. The only thing we do know is that the revelation is sure to cause shockwaves.
What do U think about this?
I moved onto the next post and my heart jumped into my throat.
Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was spotted out with a mystery girl on his arm coming out of the Blackbird restaurant in Chicago last week.
The two looked super cosy and loved up. And thanks to our dedicated readers we have found a picture of the two!
The girl, who is the sister of the band’s drummer, Andy Hurley, was spotted out with the bassist of the band as well having a massive fight only a few months ago!
Girl moves fast!
We think she looks a bit like our beloved Alexis Di Milo. Only a cheaper version.
What do U think?
I snapped my laptop closed and shoved it across the bed. Cheaper version?! “I AM Alexis Di Milo” I hissed glaring at the laptop. Willing it to burst into flames. Or at least to send e-flames to that stupid gossip site Perez Hilton.
It’s Thursday. My show is tomorrow. I started the rumour about revealing my identity. Well it’s not a rumour. I am going to do it. Oh shit…
I ran to the bathroom just in time to empty my stomach into the toilet. The nerves had gotten to me and now I couldn’t think about the show without hurling. My anonymity meant nothing anymore now that I was going out with Patrick and we had been seen together.
“Lex?” shit, Patricks here.
“One sec hun” I called back, brushing my teeth quickly before breezing out of my en suite with the biggest smile on my face and wrapping myself around Patrick.
“Hey love, I just want to know do you wanna do something tonight?” He asked, kissing my head.
“I’m sorry, I’m not feeling to well tonight babe, can we take a rain check?”
“No problem” he grinned “You excited for the show tomorrow” I tasted bile on the back of my tongue and swallowed it back.
“Ecstatic” was all I could manage.
Early the next morning
“Ally your fucking mad you know that?! What the hell are you thinking?!”
“I’m thinking I can’t deal with this many personalities anymore. I need to reveal who I am Alysia, before I go mad.” I spoke twisting away from her across the stage. I was practicing my routine in Angels and Kings. The doors were locked and Alysia had the only set of keys. I pirouetted across the stage en pointe before sitting back on the swing hanging from the ceiling and pulling myself into a standing position on the seat.
“Lyss, I have to do this, I’m sick of the secrets.” I huffed as I brought my left leg up into a vertical split while balancing on the swing.
“Okay, okay. I understand. I guess I’d go a bit mad too if I had two separate identities for the last two years.” Alysia agreed handing me my tilt hat with the feather plume. It covered most of my face. I shimmied across the stage before tossing it off for the finale and big reveal. Alysia clapped as I grabbed the hat and moved to the edge of the stage and sat down.
“Oh man, I feel like I’m gonna hurl” I breathed. Alysia rubbed my back.
“You’ll be grand pet” She wrapped her arm around my shoulder and pulled me against her. “Have you been on Perez lately?”
“Ugh, don’t talk to me about it. A cheaper version of Alexis Di Milo” I grinned “I can’t wait to see what he says when he finds out I AM Alexis Di Milo” We both lay back laughing before standing and picking up my props. Lyss reeled up the swing up to where I would climb on it later from the overhead walkway where the lights were mounted.
“C’mon pet, we’ve got an outfit to plan” she smiled as she took my hand and led me off the stage.
That Night
The opening chords of ‘Hubcaps and Taillights’ filled the room as it went silent. I stepped onto my swing as Alysia gave me a quick kiss before beginning to lower the swing. I stood en pointe with my back to the audience as the swing clicked into place. I took a deep breath before I slowly raised my leg into the vertical split. The crowd were wild as I stepped down and began to loosen my corset laces. I turned to face them, my face in shadow, and dropped my corset to the floor. I danced my way across the stage en pointe before I un-clasped my bra and let it drop to my feet.
The crowd were positively howling at this point as I held my hand out and Alysia dropped my hat down to me from her perch above the stage, I fixed it in place before stepping out in front of my public. I twisted and shimmied my way through the next minute before I stepped into the spotlight. I took a bow before I stood upright. I took a deep breath and whipped my hat off and tossed it side stage.
My eyes found the boys only seconds later.
Needless to say the sheer shock and horror was plastered across they’re faces.
The crowd’s howls, whistles and shouts of joy were lost on me. I fixed a smile on my face before taking the mic the stage hand gave to me.
“Why hello” I purred making the crowd even more wild. “I guess your all wondering who the real Alexis Di Milo is aren’t you? The names Alexandra Klassen and it’s truly my pleasure to introduce myself to you tonight. I hope you all enjoyed my show” I took another bow before blowing kisses and strutting off stage.
They were there waiting.
Alexis Di Milo came to fame two years ago after her stunning performance at the Black Cat in Chicago.
Often likened to her idol Dita Von Teese, Alexis is only 20 years of age. Little is known about this stunning beauty, her identity has remained safely guarded over the last two years. The only thing we do know is that the revelation is sure to cause shockwaves.
What do U think about this?
I moved onto the next post and my heart jumped into my throat.
Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was spotted out with a mystery girl on his arm coming out of the Blackbird restaurant in Chicago last week.
The two looked super cosy and loved up. And thanks to our dedicated readers we have found a picture of the two!
The girl, who is the sister of the band’s drummer, Andy Hurley, was spotted out with the bassist of the band as well having a massive fight only a few months ago!
Girl moves fast!
We think she looks a bit like our beloved Alexis Di Milo. Only a cheaper version.
What do U think?
I snapped my laptop closed and shoved it across the bed. Cheaper version?! “I AM Alexis Di Milo” I hissed glaring at the laptop. Willing it to burst into flames. Or at least to send e-flames to that stupid gossip site Perez Hilton.
It’s Thursday. My show is tomorrow. I started the rumour about revealing my identity. Well it’s not a rumour. I am going to do it. Oh shit…
I ran to the bathroom just in time to empty my stomach into the toilet. The nerves had gotten to me and now I couldn’t think about the show without hurling. My anonymity meant nothing anymore now that I was going out with Patrick and we had been seen together.
“Lex?” shit, Patricks here.
“One sec hun” I called back, brushing my teeth quickly before breezing out of my en suite with the biggest smile on my face and wrapping myself around Patrick.
“Hey love, I just want to know do you wanna do something tonight?” He asked, kissing my head.
“I’m sorry, I’m not feeling to well tonight babe, can we take a rain check?”
“No problem” he grinned “You excited for the show tomorrow” I tasted bile on the back of my tongue and swallowed it back.
“Ecstatic” was all I could manage.
Early the next morning
“Ally your fucking mad you know that?! What the hell are you thinking?!”
“I’m thinking I can’t deal with this many personalities anymore. I need to reveal who I am Alysia, before I go mad.” I spoke twisting away from her across the stage. I was practicing my routine in Angels and Kings. The doors were locked and Alysia had the only set of keys. I pirouetted across the stage en pointe before sitting back on the swing hanging from the ceiling and pulling myself into a standing position on the seat.
“Lyss, I have to do this, I’m sick of the secrets.” I huffed as I brought my left leg up into a vertical split while balancing on the swing.
“Okay, okay. I understand. I guess I’d go a bit mad too if I had two separate identities for the last two years.” Alysia agreed handing me my tilt hat with the feather plume. It covered most of my face. I shimmied across the stage before tossing it off for the finale and big reveal. Alysia clapped as I grabbed the hat and moved to the edge of the stage and sat down.
“Oh man, I feel like I’m gonna hurl” I breathed. Alysia rubbed my back.
“You’ll be grand pet” She wrapped her arm around my shoulder and pulled me against her. “Have you been on Perez lately?”
“Ugh, don’t talk to me about it. A cheaper version of Alexis Di Milo” I grinned “I can’t wait to see what he says when he finds out I AM Alexis Di Milo” We both lay back laughing before standing and picking up my props. Lyss reeled up the swing up to where I would climb on it later from the overhead walkway where the lights were mounted.
“C’mon pet, we’ve got an outfit to plan” she smiled as she took my hand and led me off the stage.
That Night
The opening chords of ‘Hubcaps and Taillights’ filled the room as it went silent. I stepped onto my swing as Alysia gave me a quick kiss before beginning to lower the swing. I stood en pointe with my back to the audience as the swing clicked into place. I took a deep breath before I slowly raised my leg into the vertical split. The crowd were wild as I stepped down and began to loosen my corset laces. I turned to face them, my face in shadow, and dropped my corset to the floor. I danced my way across the stage en pointe before I un-clasped my bra and let it drop to my feet.
The crowd were positively howling at this point as I held my hand out and Alysia dropped my hat down to me from her perch above the stage, I fixed it in place before stepping out in front of my public. I twisted and shimmied my way through the next minute before I stepped into the spotlight. I took a bow before I stood upright. I took a deep breath and whipped my hat off and tossed it side stage.
My eyes found the boys only seconds later.
Needless to say the sheer shock and horror was plastered across they’re faces.
The crowd’s howls, whistles and shouts of joy were lost on me. I fixed a smile on my face before taking the mic the stage hand gave to me.
“Why hello” I purred making the crowd even more wild. “I guess your all wondering who the real Alexis Di Milo is aren’t you? The names Alexandra Klassen and it’s truly my pleasure to introduce myself to you tonight. I hope you all enjoyed my show” I took another bow before blowing kisses and strutting off stage.
They were there waiting.
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