Categories > Anime/Manga > Naruto > Big Bad Hinata
I'm Sorry to all my fans that it took so long................. to write this chapter but I've been busy .......... really busy.
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Naruto jus sat on Sasuke's bed going over what just happened in his mind. "I didn't do anything." He kept saying. "Naruto I am so sorry I didn't mean for that to happen." Ino said trying to apologize. "Dam Ino, you just fuck every thing up don't you." Sakura said teasing her. "Shut up 8 head!" Ino countered. " you are just a chronic fucker upper." Sakura said smiling. "This is serious." Sasuke said. Naruto just sat there unable to hear anything thing else around him. He was in the zone.....a bad zone. "Hinata seemed a little off though , I cant quite put my finger on it." Sasuke said making a think hard face. "I've Got an Idea on how to fix this." Ino said. Everyone looked at her....even Naruto. "Lets hear it." Sakura comanded. "Okay , how bout Naruto try to get Hinata jealous by dating someone else." Ino suggested. "I don't want anyone else..." Naruto said with an incredibly sad expression. "It's only acting. Maybe it can work. Don't knock it until you try it." Ino said trying to reason with him. "Well I've never sucked a dick but I know I'm not gay." Sasuke said. "Shut up Sasuke, that is entirely different. besides dick is so good-" Ino was cut off by Sakura shouting: TMMFI!!!!! TOO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING INFO!!" "But seriously Naruto , try it." Ino still said. "With who?" Asked the sad blonde guy. "Who would be desperate enough and have no self esteem whatsoever, to have the audacity to date someone just to get some one else jealous." Sakura asked. "Well when you put it like that............Ino." Sasuke said with an innocent grin. "M-me?" She said blushing a little. "Wait remember when the last time I messed with a relationship?" Ino said. "Oh yeah....................I still have that bat." Sakura said smiling. "And you think I wanna feel another bat in my stomach?....thats how deep it went.... my stomach." Ino said. "Ino...... We got your back." Sasuke said. "WHo the hell is this we?" Sakura said. "Sakura stop being a giant head." Sasuke said." Sakura looked at him angrily. "Fine but I'm not making any promises. If Hinata even so much as mentions a bat or a ball, I'm switching sides like Shaquille O' Neal did with Kobe." Sakura said. "Sakura..........Our world does not know what basketball is yet." Sasuke said. "Well the readers do." She countered. "Anyway how bout it Naruto?" Sakura asked. Naruto stood up. "I don't know......It just doesnt feel right." He said. "For someone to have a demon inside of them you are being like a wuss. I mean who is scared of pussy?" Sakura asked. "Sakura your forehead is so got damn big you need 5 ninja head bands to fill it up." Naruto shot at her. "How do you know Ino will let Naruto hit?" Sasuke asked. "This is Ino we're talking about." Sakura said. " Good point." Sasuke agreed. "I'M RIGHT HERE!" Ino screamed. Naruto was in deep thought. He thought about how upset Hinata had gotten when Ino messed with their relationship before. " I'll do it." Naruto said. They all looked at him and smiled. Ino walked over to him and kissed him on the lips. "What was that for?" Naruto asked blushing. "If we're going to fake a relationship we gotta make it look good." She said blushing and smiling. "So what about bedside manner?" Naruto asked with a devilish grin. "Whoa now fox boy........you're gonna have to know wat your doing." Ino said. "INO!" Sakura screamed "We're joking." She said. Ino caught eye contact with NAruto and they both blushed. Ino thinks to herself (This is going so great. I finally get to do stuff with Naruto. I remember I used to want Sasuke but now, Naruto is all I can think of.) Naruto thinks to hisself (Damn if that bat fit up there Ima have to use my damn elbow or knee or somethin)(XD). "So When I go to my house is Ino allowed to come with me?" Naruto asked. "What are we your parents?" Sasuke said. "Not If she doesn't want to." Sakura said. "I'll go." Ino said smiling and blushing. "Naruto smirked.
They leave.
"Now Sakura......lets see if you can take a bat." Sasuke said. "WHAAT?!?!"
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Sorry its so short but the cpu is about to shut down....................review and rate please
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Naruto jus sat on Sasuke's bed going over what just happened in his mind. "I didn't do anything." He kept saying. "Naruto I am so sorry I didn't mean for that to happen." Ino said trying to apologize. "Dam Ino, you just fuck every thing up don't you." Sakura said teasing her. "Shut up 8 head!" Ino countered. " you are just a chronic fucker upper." Sakura said smiling. "This is serious." Sasuke said. Naruto just sat there unable to hear anything thing else around him. He was in the zone.....a bad zone. "Hinata seemed a little off though , I cant quite put my finger on it." Sasuke said making a think hard face. "I've Got an Idea on how to fix this." Ino said. Everyone looked at her....even Naruto. "Lets hear it." Sakura comanded. "Okay , how bout Naruto try to get Hinata jealous by dating someone else." Ino suggested. "I don't want anyone else..." Naruto said with an incredibly sad expression. "It's only acting. Maybe it can work. Don't knock it until you try it." Ino said trying to reason with him. "Well I've never sucked a dick but I know I'm not gay." Sasuke said. "Shut up Sasuke, that is entirely different. besides dick is so good-" Ino was cut off by Sakura shouting: TMMFI!!!!! TOO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING INFO!!" "But seriously Naruto , try it." Ino still said. "With who?" Asked the sad blonde guy. "Who would be desperate enough and have no self esteem whatsoever, to have the audacity to date someone just to get some one else jealous." Sakura asked. "Well when you put it like that............Ino." Sasuke said with an innocent grin. "M-me?" She said blushing a little. "Wait remember when the last time I messed with a relationship?" Ino said. "Oh yeah....................I still have that bat." Sakura said smiling. "And you think I wanna feel another bat in my stomach?....thats how deep it went.... my stomach." Ino said. "Ino...... We got your back." Sasuke said. "WHo the hell is this we?" Sakura said. "Sakura stop being a giant head." Sasuke said." Sakura looked at him angrily. "Fine but I'm not making any promises. If Hinata even so much as mentions a bat or a ball, I'm switching sides like Shaquille O' Neal did with Kobe." Sakura said. "Sakura..........Our world does not know what basketball is yet." Sasuke said. "Well the readers do." She countered. "Anyway how bout it Naruto?" Sakura asked. Naruto stood up. "I don't know......It just doesnt feel right." He said. "For someone to have a demon inside of them you are being like a wuss. I mean who is scared of pussy?" Sakura asked. "Sakura your forehead is so got damn big you need 5 ninja head bands to fill it up." Naruto shot at her. "How do you know Ino will let Naruto hit?" Sasuke asked. "This is Ino we're talking about." Sakura said. " Good point." Sasuke agreed. "I'M RIGHT HERE!" Ino screamed. Naruto was in deep thought. He thought about how upset Hinata had gotten when Ino messed with their relationship before. " I'll do it." Naruto said. They all looked at him and smiled. Ino walked over to him and kissed him on the lips. "What was that for?" Naruto asked blushing. "If we're going to fake a relationship we gotta make it look good." She said blushing and smiling. "So what about bedside manner?" Naruto asked with a devilish grin. "Whoa now fox boy........you're gonna have to know wat your doing." Ino said. "INO!" Sakura screamed "We're joking." She said. Ino caught eye contact with NAruto and they both blushed. Ino thinks to herself (This is going so great. I finally get to do stuff with Naruto. I remember I used to want Sasuke but now, Naruto is all I can think of.) Naruto thinks to hisself (Damn if that bat fit up there Ima have to use my damn elbow or knee or somethin)(XD). "So When I go to my house is Ino allowed to come with me?" Naruto asked. "What are we your parents?" Sasuke said. "Not If she doesn't want to." Sakura said. "I'll go." Ino said smiling and blushing. "Naruto smirked.
They leave.
"Now Sakura......lets see if you can take a bat." Sasuke said. "WHAAT?!?!"
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Sorry its so short but the cpu is about to shut down....................review and rate please
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