Categories > TV > Will and Grace > The Sitcom Exchange Programme:"Buffy" meets "Will & Grace"
It was a dark cold night at Sunnydale.A thick fog was layering over the cemetery,as a tall redhaired Jewish woman was walking in it,looking over in every direction.She was holding a wooden stake in her hand,and her eyes were focused on whatever was happening around her.
Then,she heard some noise in the distance,which sounded very much like this:
-No,please don't!
-Don't fight it,or I'll fucking kill you!
-No,please!Somebody help me!What are you doing?
-Getting what I want,now stop fighting!
-Aaaah!Please,help!
And with that,the tall redhaired Jewish woman ran to the place where the converstion occured,and spotted a vampire harrasing a young blonde woman.
-Hey you, stop it! the tall redhaired Jewish woman yelled.
The vampire looked over behind him,and laughed:
-Ha ha ha ha!Looks like we have some company.
-I'm no company!I'm the Vampire Slayer!
-Vampire Slayer?You?Oh,this oughta be good!First this blonde ho wouldn't give me her Platinum Pokemon cards,now this middle-aged bitch thinks she's the Vampire Slayer!
-I'm not middle-aged!I'm Grace Adler,and if you knew any better,you'd never EVER call me middle-aged!Hyaaaaah!
Grace jumped at the vampire holding the stake and aiming at the vampire's heart.He quickly managed to move away,and she fell face-burst onto the ground.She got up with her hair tangled with some sticks and bugs,and while the vampire was laughing loudly,she took her chance and charged at him.However,he once again moved away,but put his foot out in front him,making Grace trip and slam her face onto a tree.Now she heard the vampire laughing his heart out,and the woman behind him snickering.Grace took her chance one more time,stumbled over to the vampire and said:
-Hey,vampire?
-What?
-STAKE!!!
She bursted the stake into his chest and a river of blood poured over his body.The vampire fell to his knees dead as Kirstie Alley's career,with Grace's stake still in his chest.Grace tried to pull out the stake,but it seemed to be stuck.The woman behind her came running to her saying:
-Oh my God,thank you for saving me!
Grace yanked the stake out of the vampire's heart,and straight into the blonde woman's face.Grace looked in shock,as the woman fell down with the stake still in her face.
-Well,crap.
And with that,Grace pulled out the stake out of the woman's face,and continued on.
Meanwhile,in New York,in the next chapter...
Then,she heard some noise in the distance,which sounded very much like this:
-No,please don't!
-Don't fight it,or I'll fucking kill you!
-No,please!Somebody help me!What are you doing?
-Getting what I want,now stop fighting!
-Aaaah!Please,help!
And with that,the tall redhaired Jewish woman ran to the place where the converstion occured,and spotted a vampire harrasing a young blonde woman.
-Hey you, stop it! the tall redhaired Jewish woman yelled.
The vampire looked over behind him,and laughed:
-Ha ha ha ha!Looks like we have some company.
-I'm no company!I'm the Vampire Slayer!
-Vampire Slayer?You?Oh,this oughta be good!First this blonde ho wouldn't give me her Platinum Pokemon cards,now this middle-aged bitch thinks she's the Vampire Slayer!
-I'm not middle-aged!I'm Grace Adler,and if you knew any better,you'd never EVER call me middle-aged!Hyaaaaah!
Grace jumped at the vampire holding the stake and aiming at the vampire's heart.He quickly managed to move away,and she fell face-burst onto the ground.She got up with her hair tangled with some sticks and bugs,and while the vampire was laughing loudly,she took her chance and charged at him.However,he once again moved away,but put his foot out in front him,making Grace trip and slam her face onto a tree.Now she heard the vampire laughing his heart out,and the woman behind him snickering.Grace took her chance one more time,stumbled over to the vampire and said:
-Hey,vampire?
-What?
-STAKE!!!
She bursted the stake into his chest and a river of blood poured over his body.The vampire fell to his knees dead as Kirstie Alley's career,with Grace's stake still in his chest.Grace tried to pull out the stake,but it seemed to be stuck.The woman behind her came running to her saying:
-Oh my God,thank you for saving me!
Grace yanked the stake out of the vampire's heart,and straight into the blonde woman's face.Grace looked in shock,as the woman fell down with the stake still in her face.
-Well,crap.
And with that,Grace pulled out the stake out of the woman's face,and continued on.
Meanwhile,in New York,in the next chapter...
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