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Attention, attention may I have all your eyes and ears

by falloutboyfan 1 review

Little less 16 candles. Pete hates Twilight (LOL). Song title from Attention by TAI.

Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Horror - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2010-04-29 - Updated: 2010-04-30 - 95 words

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Pete POV

You've probably read Twilight. Or watched the movie. Who hasn't, really. But did you like it? If you did, you need to reconsider your life. If not, you will be all that more attentive to what I have to say.
My name is Pete Wentz, and I am a vampire hunter. Ever since that ass Will Beckett attacked me, I am also a vampire. I seriously hate it (cliche, much?) and wish to kill all vampires.
Oh, and one more thing. Vampires don't sparkle. I sleep in a box, just like the others.
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