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Life's a Bitch....So Are You
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I sat in the sun in the middle of Kevin’s yard while he was looking for his baseball while I got lost in my own thoughts. Florida. I really do like it here. There’s shopping theme parks water parks everything. It’s a lot better than bum fuck Georgia. God I hate it there. I just graduated high school so I’m staying with my uncle. I can’t take my family anymore. Suddenly I heard Kevin scream “Catch!!”
“KEV! What the fuck!?” I yelled as the ball hit me in arm. It hurt but I’ll live.
“Sorry I knew you suck at sports but not that much.”
“Shut up you just got into sports within the last year.”
“Blah blah blah. Are you hungry?”
“No.”
“Your not? I am come on let’s go eat.”
“Kevin it’s really fucking hot I just want to go in the house and go on my laptop.”
“Fine I’ll bring you back something okay?” Kevin shouted as he got in his car. I nodded.
My aunt and uncle weren’t home so it was just me and Andrew but he was sleeping so it’s just me.
“What a lazy fuck it’s like 3 in the afternoon.” I said aloud as I sat down with my computer.
Oh how rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself. Marks, Mandy Marks well actually it’s Amanda but no one calls me that except my dentist. Andrew is my cousin who I kind of get along with and Kevin is my cousin who I really get along with. I guess you could say he’s my best friend. I know it’s sad. The only best friend I have is my cousin. I mean I have other friends but they’re just friends not best friends.
“Honey! I’m home and I gots some food!!” Kevin shouted as he put the McDonald’s down on the kitchen counter.
“I told you I didn’t want anything.” I said as I took a seat at the table.
“I know but I just got something in case you change your mind. Is Andy up?”
“No. He is not.” I said as I rested my head on the table.
“Hey! Guess what?”
“What?”
“I was talking to Brandon and guess what he got us?”
“Kevin say guess one more time and I’ll shove my foot so far up your ass it will come out of your mouth.”
“Jeez. Someone’s moody.” He said with a mouthful of food.
“Kevin get to the point!” I yelled as I threw a fries at him.
“The almighty B-man got us Fall Out Boy tickets!!”
“Kevin you and Brandon hate Fall Out Boy.”
“I don’t hate them I’m just not obsessed.”
“And I am?”
“YOU WRITE FAN FICTION FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!”
“Okay I’m obsessed just don’t scream.” I said as I flinched.
“Besides Brandon and I noticed your down in the dumps. This will cheer you up!”
“Yeah I guess but I’ve seen them like three times.”
“B-man got meet and greets! You’ve never met them Miss I’ve seen them three times.” He said as poked his tongue at me.
Brandon is my other cousin he’s staying here too he has some family issues as well. He has four brothers. Nuff said. I was really surprised my cousins did this for me. Whenever I’m sad the most they’ll do for me is watch Fall Out Boy videos on YouTube and pretend to laugh.
“For reals?”
“For reals bitch.”
“Wow. Thanks!” I said as I felt myself feeling better already.
Okay. I haven't wrote anything in awhile so I'm rusty. I'm not really sure if I should go on with this. I feel like you guys have read a story like this a million times. So let me know. Cliche? Not Cliche? Hit me up.
“KEV! What the fuck!?” I yelled as the ball hit me in arm. It hurt but I’ll live.
“Sorry I knew you suck at sports but not that much.”
“Shut up you just got into sports within the last year.”
“Blah blah blah. Are you hungry?”
“No.”
“Your not? I am come on let’s go eat.”
“Kevin it’s really fucking hot I just want to go in the house and go on my laptop.”
“Fine I’ll bring you back something okay?” Kevin shouted as he got in his car. I nodded.
My aunt and uncle weren’t home so it was just me and Andrew but he was sleeping so it’s just me.
“What a lazy fuck it’s like 3 in the afternoon.” I said aloud as I sat down with my computer.
Oh how rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself. Marks, Mandy Marks well actually it’s Amanda but no one calls me that except my dentist. Andrew is my cousin who I kind of get along with and Kevin is my cousin who I really get along with. I guess you could say he’s my best friend. I know it’s sad. The only best friend I have is my cousin. I mean I have other friends but they’re just friends not best friends.
“Honey! I’m home and I gots some food!!” Kevin shouted as he put the McDonald’s down on the kitchen counter.
“I told you I didn’t want anything.” I said as I took a seat at the table.
“I know but I just got something in case you change your mind. Is Andy up?”
“No. He is not.” I said as I rested my head on the table.
“Hey! Guess what?”
“What?”
“I was talking to Brandon and guess what he got us?”
“Kevin say guess one more time and I’ll shove my foot so far up your ass it will come out of your mouth.”
“Jeez. Someone’s moody.” He said with a mouthful of food.
“Kevin get to the point!” I yelled as I threw a fries at him.
“The almighty B-man got us Fall Out Boy tickets!!”
“Kevin you and Brandon hate Fall Out Boy.”
“I don’t hate them I’m just not obsessed.”
“And I am?”
“YOU WRITE FAN FICTION FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!”
“Okay I’m obsessed just don’t scream.” I said as I flinched.
“Besides Brandon and I noticed your down in the dumps. This will cheer you up!”
“Yeah I guess but I’ve seen them like three times.”
“B-man got meet and greets! You’ve never met them Miss I’ve seen them three times.” He said as poked his tongue at me.
Brandon is my other cousin he’s staying here too he has some family issues as well. He has four brothers. Nuff said. I was really surprised my cousins did this for me. Whenever I’m sad the most they’ll do for me is watch Fall Out Boy videos on YouTube and pretend to laugh.
“For reals?”
“For reals bitch.”
“Wow. Thanks!” I said as I felt myself feeling better already.
Okay. I haven't wrote anything in awhile so I'm rusty. I'm not really sure if I should go on with this. I feel like you guys have read a story like this a million times. So let me know. Cliche? Not Cliche? Hit me up.
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