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And to celebrate their victory, the Dudes didst have a great Riverdance in the Hour of Scampering at Psychic Burger.
And there was much rejoicing.
‘Hail, Dudes!’ quoth the guy at the counter. ‘We knoweth who thou art, and we knoweth what thou wanteth.’
And he didst predict what each of the Dudes’ favorite sandwiches were, and they didst eat there.
And so Dirty Uncle Orty didst go unto the bathroom and taketh a shit…
And there was much rejoicing.
‘Hail, Dudes!’ quoth the guy at the counter. ‘We knoweth who thou art, and we knoweth what thou wanteth.’
And he didst predict what each of the Dudes’ favorite sandwiches were, and they didst eat there.
And so Dirty Uncle Orty didst go unto the bathroom and taketh a shit…
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