Categories > Celebrities > My Chemical Romance > The True to Life Abominations


by nerds_assemble 0 reviews

Mikey says that this story is much better when you click on it. Frank says it's about being an outcast and then finding your place with your [superhero]new friends. You go from bullied to defende...

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2010-12-13 - Updated: 2010-12-13 - 295 words

The True to Life Abominations

Words/Jokes/Quotes We Live By:

Heads I win, tails you lose. (Mikey)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. (Mikey)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. (Frank)

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (Mikey)

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (Gerard)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. (Ray)

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. (Ray)

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery. (Gerard)

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. (Frank)

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. (Gerard)

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." (Ray)

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush (Mikey)

Total Count-Up
Mikey – 4
Ray – 3
Gerard – 3
Frank – 2

Mikey would like to say to his friends, “Suckers, I found more jokes then you,”
Gerard would like to say to his brother, “Stop being a douche. We’re in a story,”
Ray would like to say to all, “I feel like complaining about our nations past presidents,”
Frank would like to say to anyone, “This prologue says nothing about the actual writing. It’s just Mikey being very creative, but extremely unintelligent,”

*This story was written by thatjerokid & nerds_assemble. We both feel our story is fairly different from others. We hope you feel the same way.
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