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Part Five
Later that evening...
Dagger: Zidane, Steiner! Where the hell have you been?!
Both: To Treno....
Dagger: AND?! What were you doing in Treno?! I didn't think you two could stand being anywhere near each other!
Zidane: Are you accusing me of having a five-some with Steiner and some other guys we met then your wrong!!!
Steiner: Ssssh, Zid! That's not for here....!
Dagger: You two had a five-some with each other and some guys you met?!
(Zidane and Steiner blush)
Dagger: Dear lord! You sick gay bastards!
Steiner: What's wrong with my arse?!
Dagger: Who said anything about your arse?
Zidane: Besides the fact that it's hairy and it's easy to get lost in! I should know!
Steiner: Well your arse ain't no better! Plus your tail gets in the way!
Zidane: Shut up! I didn't wanna be with you anyway! Milly made me!
Dagger: Erg, I'm gonna go and see Vivi's therapist!
(She stumbles off)
(Milly, Bobo and Michael all walk towards them)
Bobo: Steiner, honey, do you ever want kids?
Steiner: Sweetheart?
Bobo: I'm pregnant with your love child!!!
(Everybody gasps, Steiner faints)
(Kuja walks in and stares)