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Part Six
Bobo: Kuja
Kuja: Bobo
Bobo: What are you doing here?
Kuja: I could ask you the same thing!
Zidane: You two know each other!
Bobo: Ummmmmmm....yeah...He's my.........Husband
Steiner: Bobo (sniff, sniff) why? why? Nooooooooo......... what about our child?
Bobo: As soon as it's born I'll hand it over to you!
Steiner: What? Don't you love me, Bobo?
Bobo: I'm so sorry, Steiner! C'mon, Kuja, let's get outta here!
Kuja: Let's, my princess!
(They leave the bar in style)
Steiner: Oh, God nooooooo......
Zidane: C'mon buddy let's drown your sorrows in beer
Steiner: Bobo.........
An hour and 16 beers later.....
Steiner: Ya know, Zidane (hic) you're one hell of a guy!
Zidane: You too buddy!
Steiner: NO! I mean it!
Zidane: Yeah me too!
(They gaze into each others' eyes...)
Steiner: Let's book ourselves into a hotel!
Zidane: Yeah! Ya don't need girls to have fun!
(They walk out hands on each others' arses!)