Categories > TV > Criss Angel Mindfreak > if i shoudl fall from the sky would you twice or just pass me by...
When I woke up this morning I felt like I was ran over by a bulldozer with a major head ache from hell how the normal world could handle this well how the sick people can handle this every day I have no fucking clue but maybe cause there drugged up ever single hour of the damn day on medicine and drugs to take away the fucking pain or at least take some of the edge away but I did have to get up and make my food and get out the door to finish packing the rest of my shit up and moving it in to my new house but I'm just glad that criss is the only one that's helping because you know that if J.D. or anyone else helps most of my shit will be broken and I don't want that and there is still some things that I have to talk about with criss just thought today would be the best time to talk about everything and have most of my questions answered
And today was off to a great start if you want to call falling going up the stairs to get to the bathroom and then tripping while walking into the kitchen while I also spilled something down my favorite white shirt so yeah now I have a big yellow stain on the front of my boobs so now I look like yellow snow oh how my fucked up day has been so great to me
"Now that’s funny axel"
"Shut it J.D. it’s not funny"
"yes it is axel yes it is"
"NO ITS NOT!!!!!!!!" I screamed walking away from him with a confused look as I grabbed the car keys from criss walking out of the house and into the garage getting into the hummer starting it up and backing it out of the garage coming around to the front door honking the horn loudly waiting for criss to get his ass out of the house and get in so we could go which didn't take him that long cause he still had half of a banana hanging out of his mouth as he got into the car and I giggled as he chewed and swallowed the rest of his banana as I peeled out of the drive way getting onto the main street driving at the limit sitting back in my seat with one hand on the steering wheel like a guy would do
"When did you learn how to drive?"
"A year ago criss when I had to do a lot of things" I said turning the corner of a block
"But u were like 15 a year ago"
"I learn fast criss what can I say?" I said turning yet another corner of the street almost to my apartment place going around a speed bump and coming to a stop in front of a rundown apartment
"You live here Hun.?"
"yeah I’ve been living here for like 2 years now well used to be living here" I said getting out from the hummer and locking it as soon as criss got out fishing for my keys that were in my bag finding them and unlocking the door stepping in to my run down shabby apartment with a curious criss following me as I walked deeper into my old apartment dropping my bag in the middle grabbing most of the crates and handing some to criss as we walked out and started to load up his hummer
We had most of my shit finished and packed up by time lunch came so we drove back to his house and unloaded again setting my shit in my room and adventuring back outside and back to my apartment to get the last few things that I needed and to give the old creepy man my apartment keys for the last time and to give him the mail box keys which I was relived to do because he was hella like a pervert and a pedophile mixed together in one person but he’s now checking out his secretaries ass I’m just glad that it wasn't me this time and that I have made it back into the hummer without him saying any nasty catch phrase to me
Ah the joys of a fucked up life but every ones life are fucked up one way or another right? I mean no one can just go through life and have it being perfect that just not possible right?
"Criss?"
"Yeah?"
"Thanks for everything and finding me" I whispered looking out the window as a tear kissed my left cheek
"you’re welcome Hun but you don't have to cry" he said wiping it away as I looked at him one more time before we got out of the car and I ran over to him engulfing him in a bone crushing hug well as bone crushing as I could make it but hey I tried!
"And we are home you going to go unpack something’s?"
"Maybe... Maybe not"
"I take that as a no"
"You’re a smart cookie criss" I said taking his hand making him run in till I pushed him into the pool "and now you're a drenched cookie criss"
"nope you're the drenched little cookie axel!" he said yanking me by my arms into the pool with him making me go all the way under water and my body tense up out of shock and me breath in some water as I broke the surface coughing as I splashed criss sticking my tongue out at him earning a big splash to hit me as we played our childish games in the pool
"You’re such a kid criss"
"Look whose talking axel"
"I know I’m talking criss"
"So do I"
"NOO"
"YESS"
"NOOPE!"
"YUP!"
"NOOOPE!" I yelled back at him before I was wrapped up in a hug making me stiffen just a little bit then relax hugging him back
"I know you’re talking axel because if you weren't I wouldn't be able to have wonderfully weird conversations with you my dear child"
"well my dear father then you must be talking about someone else because I don't have wonderfully weird conversations with people I have funny and weird off the wall conversations with people " I said kissing his cheek then going under the water popping back up behind him using his back as a leverage to get out of the pool sticking my tongue out as I walked inside to get dressed and watch just a little bit of T.V. while playing with the cat that I have yet to figure out its name but that is okay for now with me.....
And today was off to a great start if you want to call falling going up the stairs to get to the bathroom and then tripping while walking into the kitchen while I also spilled something down my favorite white shirt so yeah now I have a big yellow stain on the front of my boobs so now I look like yellow snow oh how my fucked up day has been so great to me
"Now that’s funny axel"
"Shut it J.D. it’s not funny"
"yes it is axel yes it is"
"NO ITS NOT!!!!!!!!" I screamed walking away from him with a confused look as I grabbed the car keys from criss walking out of the house and into the garage getting into the hummer starting it up and backing it out of the garage coming around to the front door honking the horn loudly waiting for criss to get his ass out of the house and get in so we could go which didn't take him that long cause he still had half of a banana hanging out of his mouth as he got into the car and I giggled as he chewed and swallowed the rest of his banana as I peeled out of the drive way getting onto the main street driving at the limit sitting back in my seat with one hand on the steering wheel like a guy would do
"When did you learn how to drive?"
"A year ago criss when I had to do a lot of things" I said turning the corner of a block
"But u were like 15 a year ago"
"I learn fast criss what can I say?" I said turning yet another corner of the street almost to my apartment place going around a speed bump and coming to a stop in front of a rundown apartment
"You live here Hun.?"
"yeah I’ve been living here for like 2 years now well used to be living here" I said getting out from the hummer and locking it as soon as criss got out fishing for my keys that were in my bag finding them and unlocking the door stepping in to my run down shabby apartment with a curious criss following me as I walked deeper into my old apartment dropping my bag in the middle grabbing most of the crates and handing some to criss as we walked out and started to load up his hummer
We had most of my shit finished and packed up by time lunch came so we drove back to his house and unloaded again setting my shit in my room and adventuring back outside and back to my apartment to get the last few things that I needed and to give the old creepy man my apartment keys for the last time and to give him the mail box keys which I was relived to do because he was hella like a pervert and a pedophile mixed together in one person but he’s now checking out his secretaries ass I’m just glad that it wasn't me this time and that I have made it back into the hummer without him saying any nasty catch phrase to me
Ah the joys of a fucked up life but every ones life are fucked up one way or another right? I mean no one can just go through life and have it being perfect that just not possible right?
"Criss?"
"Yeah?"
"Thanks for everything and finding me" I whispered looking out the window as a tear kissed my left cheek
"you’re welcome Hun but you don't have to cry" he said wiping it away as I looked at him one more time before we got out of the car and I ran over to him engulfing him in a bone crushing hug well as bone crushing as I could make it but hey I tried!
"And we are home you going to go unpack something’s?"
"Maybe... Maybe not"
"I take that as a no"
"You’re a smart cookie criss" I said taking his hand making him run in till I pushed him into the pool "and now you're a drenched cookie criss"
"nope you're the drenched little cookie axel!" he said yanking me by my arms into the pool with him making me go all the way under water and my body tense up out of shock and me breath in some water as I broke the surface coughing as I splashed criss sticking my tongue out at him earning a big splash to hit me as we played our childish games in the pool
"You’re such a kid criss"
"Look whose talking axel"
"I know I’m talking criss"
"So do I"
"NOO"
"YESS"
"NOOPE!"
"YUP!"
"NOOOPE!" I yelled back at him before I was wrapped up in a hug making me stiffen just a little bit then relax hugging him back
"I know you’re talking axel because if you weren't I wouldn't be able to have wonderfully weird conversations with you my dear child"
"well my dear father then you must be talking about someone else because I don't have wonderfully weird conversations with people I have funny and weird off the wall conversations with people " I said kissing his cheek then going under the water popping back up behind him using his back as a leverage to get out of the pool sticking my tongue out as I walked inside to get dressed and watch just a little bit of T.V. while playing with the cat that I have yet to figure out its name but that is okay for now with me.....
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