Categories > TV > Criss Angel Mindfreak > if i shoudl fall from the sky would you twice or just pass me by...

a little bit of fun on a long car ride :

by deannagoodenough 0 reviews

yup here they goo again with weird talking thingys

Category: Criss Angel Mindfreak - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Sci-fi - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2011-02-24 - Updated: 2012-01-14 - 891 words

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"RAWR!!!!" I screamed jumping onto criss's bed dodging a few cards as they flew out of his hands making me giggle just a little bit no that’s a lie I was laughing my ass off at him

"Yes axel?"

"I'm a penwin today criss see RAWR!!!" I said laughing some more

"......o-Kay?" he said while picking up his card that flew into his hat looking at me for just a second with a little bit of animal showing threw his eyes making me get up as fast I could and run out of the room tripping on anything that laid by or near the floor as criss chased me threw the house while I screamed as I ran into the living room and over to the couch standing on one side as he ran into the living not soon after running around the couch to get me

"So were playing ring-around-the-rosy?" I asked with a smirk on my face as I ran around the other way to get away from him

"I guess axel......." criss said running after me as I darted for the back door but slided to a stop screaming as the cat showed up in front of me so I ran back the other way smacking into criss getting wrapped up in his arms and legs as we fell

"Okay what are you criss a spider or something?"

"Nope I just made it a goal today to capture you"

"Don’t you do that every day though?"

"yes that is true axel but this time I am telling you that we my dear kid are going to the sweet sweet town of new Orleans for a few and to have some fun thought you would like to know that"

"FML!!!! Why didn’t you tell me that criss?" I screamed trying to get out of his grasp but failed miserably

"I just did”

"I have to get my mo Joe and skate boards so let’s get a move on it slow poke"

"Okay bossy pants"

"Shut it criss I need my skate boarrrrrrrrd!" I yelled this time escaping from him and running up stairs grabbing my hate and walking back down the stairs with just my I-pod board and my hate looking at him

"When"

"In a few"

"How long"

"2"

"Minutes"

"Yup"

"Who?"

"Mark"

"With"

"The crew"

"How long?"

"2 days"

"okay......" was all I said after our two word conversation walking out and hoping into the hummer in the very back well it was a truck type hummer that was made for criss but It’s still a hummer and yeah I hopped into the truck bed type part and put the sleeping bag behind my head looking at the few clouds in the sky as I started to fall asleep.........

 

I screamed as I hit the ground sighing as the pain coursed through my bloody broken body telling me that I had hit the ground watching the little bit of blood draw the familiar perfect line as I watched it go into the gutter on the street threw my blurry vision and then everything went black as

 

"Axel.....axel.....axel...come on axel wake up..."

"Fuck off banana bread I'm busy sleeping..." I sad Turing over to meet the cold trucks surface which got me to jump up and onto criss bearing my teeth at the truck with a whimper at the end

"Well I'm glad you’re awake now" criss said with a chuckle at the end watching me hiss at the floor "and...You do know that the truck floor is not going to respond Hun right?"

"Yeah I knew that I just didn't want to meet the cold floor criss"

"Oh well were going to be going in a few minutes just thought I should wake you up to let you know"

"ah okay thank you criss" I said while I climbed off of him looking at the barely cloudy sky as my head rested on his lap while he messed with my hair just a little bit as we started to play 20 questions

"Okay 20 questions and you can only use one word when you answer"

"Okay"

"You start" I said looking at my finger while I talked

"Magic?"

"Awesome"

"Love?"

"Yucky"

"Boys?"

"Bi"

"Halloween?"

"When?"

"Color?"

"Black"

"Food?"

"Pizza"

"Nick name?"

"roadrunner"

"Really?"

"yup!"

"your turn"

"awesome"

"okay"

"magic?"

"believe"

"love"

"maybe"

"life"

"always"

"eyes"

"blue"

"height"

"medium"

"both?"

"nope"

"why?"

"I don't know"

"epic fail dad epic fail........" was all I said before he smiled like a moron and everything in his body became happy

"how?"

"you used 3 words to reply with"

"when"

"just now"

"oh"

"its okay.....dad its okay....."



"life is so difficult when you don't know what the fuck your doing its also confusing when you don't understand in the first place like me I've gone through a lot of shit and I never knew why but I don't stop living un till I stop breathing and that my dears is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most countries"

And even though I tried my best to talk in a wilily wonka voice I couldn't and even now we did talk about random things for 3 hours and it had its ups and downs I soon turned to my I-pod and drifted off yet again....
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