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The Cottage

by Brideofbillie 1 review

Mickey White Stumbles Upon The Cottage

Category: Humor - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Parody - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-05-29 - Updated: 2006-05-30 - 149 words

Mickey White awoke in the middle of the scary meadow. Trees arched over her and rabid animals surrounded her. "This is pretty cool!" she said.

She got up and skipped away. She soon came to find a little cottage. "Ooh! Maybe it's haunted!"

She pressed her face against the window. It was to dirty to see inside. She opened the door. "HELLO!?" she bellowed.

No answer. She began to clean up and cook dinner. She sat down and ate her dinner of a rabid rabbit. "Boy, I'm tired!" she yawned. "I wonder if the beds are comfy?"

She made her way upstairs. There she found seven beds. Each bed had a name carved into the foot rests: Fucky, Smelly, Bitchy, Bastard Fuck, Wanker, Ass Face, and Whore Bitch. What kind of names were these? She curled up into Wanker's bed and fell fast asleep. Then, the front door opened!
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