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it is going to be read and understud by the chosen fue very confuseing,weird and slightly creppy
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charlie:well well look what weve got here
me:dude there is nothing there
charlie:of course there is,keep your fouce down the snapes in the next universe will hear us
me:ok man i have no idea what you are talking about
charlie:just shut the hell up
me:sorry what in the world are snapes anyway
charlie:you dont no what a snape is
me:.......you do no what a snape in a really confused fouce
charlie:of course,they are ugly bloob like cretures with long necks pale faces and black cloaks
me:why the cloaks
charlie:nobody noes what they are hiding
me:beats me
char;lie:maybe its a POTATO
me:i dont think it is a potato
charlie:how do you no,have you ever been to the next universe,have you ever walked up to a snape and riped of his cloak
me;.................
charlie:i dident think so
the next day
charlie:hey paul (he screams across the lake)
me:hi paul
charlie:come over to this side paul come over to this side
me:what you want me to do jump in in my clothes
charlie;i was going to say use the bridge,but your idea sounds fun
me:wheres the bridge charlie
charlie:its in the next universe
me:and were the hell is that
charlie:why am even your friend first you dont no what a snape is and now you dont even no where the next universe is
me:do you want me to come over the pther side or not
charlie:get your big fat but over here now
me:ok just tell me how to get to the next universe
charlie:first you go up to the top of the river then you jump in when you get your hole body underwater a blue unicorn will come to you with a key once you have the key turn three times clock wize look straight a head and you will see a big red door but watch out once the key is in a half girl half frank iero(aimee mooney) will pop out give her three red vines and a tin of coke zero and she will leave you allown fail to do so and she will eat your brain and feed your organs to mr.G way.once you get past the door you will need to fight off four snapes and there pet narwhale(its evil)once you do that climb up the steps of destony and you will reach the other side where i will be waiting with a first aid kit and a cup of hot coffee.
me:sounds kind of dangerous
charlie:do you no what happends to pepole who stay on that side of the river........
me:what???
charlie:.............they have to listen to JUSTIN BEIBER............
me:omg see you at the other side
charlie:good luck(die with your mask on if you need to)
paul goes off on his quest
(talking to him self)
me:so ive past the door,the girl frank iero person was weird
anyway so i guess its time to fight off the snapes
paul gets past the snapes and the narwhael
me:just the steps of destony to go(trips and cuts both knees)
charlie:you made it do you need anything from the first aid kit
me:no just give me the coffee
charlie gives paul the coffee
AND THEY WALK OFF IN THE RAIN (with blood dripping every where)
me:dude there is nothing there
charlie:of course there is,keep your fouce down the snapes in the next universe will hear us
me:ok man i have no idea what you are talking about
charlie:just shut the hell up
me:sorry what in the world are snapes anyway
charlie:you dont no what a snape is
me:.......you do no what a snape in a really confused fouce
charlie:of course,they are ugly bloob like cretures with long necks pale faces and black cloaks
me:why the cloaks
charlie:nobody noes what they are hiding
me:beats me
char;lie:maybe its a POTATO
me:i dont think it is a potato
charlie:how do you no,have you ever been to the next universe,have you ever walked up to a snape and riped of his cloak
me;.................
charlie:i dident think so
the next day
charlie:hey paul (he screams across the lake)
me:hi paul
charlie:come over to this side paul come over to this side
me:what you want me to do jump in in my clothes
charlie;i was going to say use the bridge,but your idea sounds fun
me:wheres the bridge charlie
charlie:its in the next universe
me:and were the hell is that
charlie:why am even your friend first you dont no what a snape is and now you dont even no where the next universe is
me:do you want me to come over the pther side or not
charlie:get your big fat but over here now
me:ok just tell me how to get to the next universe
charlie:first you go up to the top of the river then you jump in when you get your hole body underwater a blue unicorn will come to you with a key once you have the key turn three times clock wize look straight a head and you will see a big red door but watch out once the key is in a half girl half frank iero(aimee mooney) will pop out give her three red vines and a tin of coke zero and she will leave you allown fail to do so and she will eat your brain and feed your organs to mr.G way.once you get past the door you will need to fight off four snapes and there pet narwhale(its evil)once you do that climb up the steps of destony and you will reach the other side where i will be waiting with a first aid kit and a cup of hot coffee.
me:sounds kind of dangerous
charlie:do you no what happends to pepole who stay on that side of the river........
me:what???
charlie:.............they have to listen to JUSTIN BEIBER............
me:omg see you at the other side
charlie:good luck(die with your mask on if you need to)
paul goes off on his quest
(talking to him self)
me:so ive past the door,the girl frank iero person was weird
anyway so i guess its time to fight off the snapes
paul gets past the snapes and the narwhael
me:just the steps of destony to go(trips and cuts both knees)
charlie:you made it do you need anything from the first aid kit
me:no just give me the coffee
charlie gives paul the coffee
AND THEY WALK OFF IN THE RAIN (with blood dripping every where)
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