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harry potter and the broughton of parks

harry was calling over for aimee monney (his girlfriend)so they could go to the park,but harry was unaware of the danger that was yet to follow....

harry:vernon iam going out
vernon:where boy where are you going
harry:aimees house
vernon:why on earth are you going there
harry:none of your bees wax you fat lump
vernon:dont be so rude
harry:sorry,can i go now
vernon:fine,but dont be late we are having a special dinner for duddley he is going to pigfarts tomorrow
harry:what ever
harry left to go to aimees only to find a strange girl sleeping on the road
harry:hello (he shook her a few times)
gilr:(sits up) hi is there a problem
harry:no i was just wondering why you were sleeping on the road
gilr:iam a hobo silly could you not tell from my bad smell and beard
harry:you dont have a beard
gilr:what ever
harry:iam sorry i dient ask what your name was
girl:the names caitlin,caitlin hounsell
harry:ok caitlin here is a tener get your self somthing nice
caitlin:why thank you thats very kind of you
harry:no problem
on his way over to aimees house he realises that tener was to buy aimee a presant or she will go crazy
harry:omg what am i going to do she will kill me (he pulls his hair out)
he rings aimees door bell
aimee:hi harry what did my lovely boyfriend bring me today
harry:think fast he says to himself,here you go
aimee:your giving me your hair
harry:yea............
aimee:thats the most discusting thing i have ever seen
harry:sorry i gave my money to this hobo called caitlin
aimee:omg i hate her,why would you give your money to her
harry:she looked like she needed it,cant you understand it isent always about you aimee
aimee:omg iam going to have a B.F
harry:what the hell is a b.f
aimee screms and attacks harry
harry:awwe well that hurt,laters aimee
aimee:no not laters there will never be a later harry it over
harry:i hate you aimee and i hate your dog rachel
harry walks back up the road with blood driping down his face he bumps into caitlin again
caitlin:harry what happend
harry:my girlfriend had a "B.F"
cailtin:aimee mooneys your girlfriend
harry:you no her
caitlin:we used to be best friends until i became a hobo and she thought i was wasent good enough for her anymore
harry:she sucks
caitlin:my only friend is katie martin,but somtimes i think she might be going off me
harry:dont worry a true friend will always stick by you no matter what
caitlin:i guess
harry:oh thats the time,i must run its my stupid cousins leaveing dinner
caitlin:where is he going
harry:luckily as far away as possible
caitlin:and where might that be
harry:PIGFARTS
caitlin:my brothere ben goes there
harry:cool,anyways bye for now
caitlin:bye harry
harry walks in and sits down at the table
petuna:oh duddly,my big boy going to pigfarts
duddly:iam just so lucky to have parents as kind as you (he looks at harry as if to say iam lucky to have parents)
vernon:we only got you a rocket ship thats nothing
duddly:malfoy is so jelous
petuna:i bet he is son
vernon:lets tost,to duddly
(everyone):to duddly
harry gulps down his coke and lets out a load burp
petuna:that is fiel go to your room at once
harry skiped off to his room knowing his annoying cousin wouldent be there in the mornig

THE END