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They're baaack!

by Brideofbillie 0 reviews

The Vampenze aren't dead

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Characters: Darren Shan - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-04 - Updated: 2006-06-05 - 129 words

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(The shadow of a hawk flies overheard, and around a bend. Mr. Tiny climbs out of the snow and looks around. He lets out a roar. Soon he is joined by five of his soldiers. They start down the path toward the Samuri Summit. Mickey watches them, grabs her sword, mounts Khan and turns after the Vampenze.)

Ric:
Uh, home is that way.

Mickey:
I have to do something.

Ric:
Did you see those Vampenze? They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!

Mickey:
Are we in this together, or not?

Ric:
[looks guilty]
Let's go kick some purple arse!!
[He and Cri-kee jump on Khan, and they ride down the mountain, whooping.]



Sorry that this here chappy is sooooooooooooo damn short! The next will be longer, I hope! 0.0
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