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Mrs. Blane

by Brideofbillie 1 review

Okay, so Paris repiad her, but how will vanez repay her?

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody, Romance - Characters: Darren Shan - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-04 - Updated: 2006-06-05 - 314 words

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(At Mickey's house)

Mickey approaches her brother, who is sitting under the cherry trees. She kneels in front of him.

Kyo:
Sister!!

Mickey:
Kyo! I've brought you the sword of Mr. Tiny. And the
Crest of Paris! They're gifts to honor the Tadanaki Family.
[Her brother drops the gifts and hugs her.]

Kyo:
The greatest gift in honor is having you for a sister. I've missed you so.

Mickey:
I've missed you too, KyoK.

Samara:
[watching them]
Huh. She brings home a sword. If you ask me she should've brought home a man!

Vanez:
Excuse me, does Tadanaki Mickey live here?

(Samara and Tomie point, dumbstruck.)

Vanez:
Thank you.

Samara:
Woo! Sign me up for the next war!

Vanez:
Honorable Kyo, I-- Mickey! Uhhhh ... you forgot your
helmet. Well, actually it's your helmet, isn't it, I mean ...

Mickey:
Would you like to stay for dinner?

Samara:
Would you like to stay forever?

Vanez:
Dinner would be great.

Ric:
[to Great Ancestor]
Who did a good job? C'mon, tell me who did a good job.

Great Ancestor:
Oh, all right. You can be a guardian again.

Ric:
AAAAAHHH-HAAAAAAAA!!! Whoohoohoohoohoooo!

(Cri-kee rings the gong; all the ancestors come out.)

Mushu:
Take it, Cri-kee!
[Cri-kee plays a set of drums, and all the ancestors dance.]

Ancestor #2:
You know, she gets it from my side of the family!
(Ric swings on a chain, yelling. He falls off and goes sliding out the Temple door.)

Great Ancestor:
Guardians.

Mickey:
Thanks, Ricitoshi!.

[She kisses him on the forehead. Vanez comes to her side]

Ric:
Whoa! What he doin' here?

Mickey:
Say hello to the new Mrs. Blane!

Ric:
O_o

~~~END~~~

Me: Hehehehehee!!!!! I got vanezy at the end! yeas!!!!

Darren: Is that way you made yourself Mulan?

Me: Nooo! Why would I do that?

Darren: bangs head on wall

Me: Ooh! I'm gunna do Sleeping Beauty!!!

Darren: O_o
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