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The battle is over!!!

by Brideofbillie 0 reviews

Mickey opened a can of whoop ass on Mr. Tiny, how will Paris repay her?

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Characters: Darren Shan - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-04 - Updated: 2006-06-05 - 336 words

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Arrow:
That was a deliberate attempt on my life! Where is she? Now she's done it! What a mess!
Stand aside, that creature's not worth protecting.

Vanez:
She's a hero!

Arrow:
She's a woman. She'll never be worth anything!

Vanez:
Listen, you pompous ...

Paris:
That is enough!

Vanez:
Your Majesty, I can explain!
[Paris raises a hand and the Gang of Three move to the side, revealing Mick.]

Paris:
I've heard a great deal about you, Tadankai Mickey. You stole your brother's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Vampire Army, destroyed my palace! And you have saved us all.
[He bows to her, and row by row, every person in the Imperial City bows to her.]

Ric:
Our little baby is all grown up and saving Samuri Summit!
[To Cri-kee]
Do you have a tissue?

Paris:
Arrow!!

Arrow:
Your Excellency?

Paris:
See that this woman is made a member of my council.

Arrow:
What? There are no council positions open, your Majesty!

Paris:
Very well. You can have his job.

Arrow:
Wha? ... My? ...
[He faints.]

Mickey:
With all due respect, your Excellency, I think I've been away from home long enough.

Paris:
Then take this
[he hands her a pendant],
so your family will know what you have done for me. And this
[he hands her the sword of Mr. Tiny]
so the world will know what you have done for Samuri Summit.

(Mickey takes the gifts, then hugs Paris)

Vancha:
Is she allowed to do that?

[Darren Kurda and Vanez shrug. Mickey steps away and hugs the Gang of Three, then walks over to Vanez.]

Vanez:
Um ... you ... You fight good.

Mickey:
[disappointed]
Oh. Thank you.
[She mounts Khan.]

Mickey:
Khan, let's go home.
[As she rides away, everyone cheers.]

Paris:
[To Vanez]
The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.

Vanez:
... Sir? ...

Paris:
You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty!
[He puts on his hat and walks away.]
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