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Gloria Armstrong And Her Imencly Entertaining But Fucked up Life X_X
1 reviewAmy thought she was just a normal punk but when her mom gets a email off her real dad she gets hyper to see the intials BJ
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My name is Amy Gardiner,
I thought I was a normal unimportant punk girl with a twin brother and an elder sister, a mother who loves me and father who utterly despises me and my siblings but on mine and Bryan’s 15th birthday I found out why,
it turns out Graham is not my biological father he married my mom to help with her debts and me, Bryan and Nicola and I resented Graham for lying to us for all these years “it was for your own good you stupid girl why can’t you see that when your mom left your father he was a waste of space” Graham yelled at me I slapped him across the face and ran grabbing my purple ipod and zebra print skull candy’s and ran outside and started to walk to the park blasting Jesus of suburbia By Green day listening to his voice reminds me of all my dreams and wishes on shooting stars about how I wished I was related even if it was only distantly to any one of green day but hopefully Billie Joe Armstrong “I’m the son of raging love, the Jesus of suburbia, the bible of none of the above” I sang along with Billie, he was my inspiration to dye my hair bright blue and cut it short and spiky, Graham don’t like it but what the fuck it’s my hair,
“Amy” I spun round to see my twin brother Bryan running full pelt towards me, his longish inky black hair creating a spiky halo round his head he looked the spitting image of Billie Joe, Green eyes, natural inky black hair longish and spiked, small button nose and a love for punk rock music, whereas I am like my mom but I still have some similarities to my brother seen as we are twins I have short blue hair just below my ears spiked to hell flicking everywhere, bright green eyes like my brother which was bound to happen seen as my mom has green eyes and she said my father has them too though Nicola has blue eyes and brown hair like mom I’m naturally brunette as well but I dyed my hair when I was 10 and kept topping it up even since, Nicola has a small tattoo on her neck of a purple rose with a ribbon wrapping round the stem with my full name on it she also has a pale blue guitar on her left arm with a dark blue ribbon draping over it with Bryan’s name on it, I have a small button nose, full lips which have been pierced with snakebites another thing Graham doesn’t like about me but what does he like about any of us...nothing that’s what, “what do you want Bryan?” I said wiping the eyeliner tears off my cheeks as boulevard of broken dreams blasted through my headphones “mom wants you to come home” he said frowning “tell her I’m not coming home ‘til she kicks that son of a bitch out of our house” I nearly screamed crying “Amy she wants you home so she can tell all of us at the same time about a email she got this morning, it’s from our Real Dad” his eyes lit up speaking about having another dad that wasn’t Graham at this time give me Novacaine was blasting through my head phones the only words I heard when my brother stopped talking was ‘everything will be alright’ I smiled at that thought and took my brothers hand and started to walk back when we got outside the gate my mom was chucking Grahams suitcase out the window and with the perfect theme music coming out of my headphones “she’s a rebel and she’s dangerous” I just laughed as Graham tried to reason with my mom “no graham you don’t yell at my daughter and make her run from home on her birthday just because your relieved she’s not yours and calling her dad a waste of space in front of her ON her birthday that’s just low that’s fucking kicking her while she’s down” she screamed at him I was just stood there pissing myself laughing, my mom looked out the window and watched me rolling on the floor clutching my sides then I stood up and said “hey, Graham your collecting unemployment checks, a fuckie only along for the ride” I sang along with Billie Joe on my ipod then started laughing again he just looked at me confused and angry “hey you can’t argue with the truth” I said laughing he stormed out of the house picking up his suitcase and stormed off past me and Bryan “good fucking riddance to fucking bad rubbish, see you in hell twat face” I shouted after him and flipped him off when he turned round to glare at me “well this has to be the best birthday ever, eh Bry?” I chuckled he just laughed shaking his head at me my mom walked out and hugged me as I switched my ipod off “I love you so much Amy, oh that reminds me Amy isn’t your real name and Bryan that’s not your real name either, come inside and I’ll explain” she said confusing me and my brother “oh Nicola I told you not to get those tattoos done and you did it anyway and those names aren’t their real names and your name isn’t your real one either and you all have two brothers as well they are both younger than you” my mom said we walked inside and saw Nicola scratching her neck and arm where she had the names removed from them only to be replaced no doubt when she found out our real names “mom please explain what the hell you jabbering on about how the heck do we have younger brothers and why are our names not our real ones and what are our real names, and most importantly who is our dad and what was in the email you got this morning” I said impatiently “oh Amy you are so like your father” she smiled I just smirked “right come with me and I’ll show you the email” she said and walked towards the computer in the corner of the room she clicked on a link and a email came up from Rocker4life@yahoo.com saying:
Hey Lisa,
How are the twins and Maria, I hope Gloria and Christian have a great birthday and I wish I could come and see them but you know Addie and I have two young boys now as well Joey and Jakob they are real cute Jakob is 9 and Joey is 13, but I still remember when Maria was born and that will never change and Gloria and Chris were just the perfect kids I still love them all I’m sorry for what I put you and the kids through, am I right in thinking Maria was 19 in January and Gloria and Christian are 15 today, I hope you liked the song I wrote about Maria in one of our comp albums and the one I wrote about you on our last album, me and the guys have just finished our new album I have linked two of the songs and there about Gloria and Christian and how angry they must be about not growing up with their real father around them and I’m sorry if I’m making you feel guilty that’s not what I’m trying to do I swear I just miss the kids thank you for the pictures the twins look a lot like me don’t they, they are gorgeous and Maria has turned into a right rebel just like her mom I like the Tats but why do they say Amy and Bryan and is that Blue as in my guitar she has on her arm, if you and the kids are in town please feel free to drop by anytime I would love for Gloria, Christian and Maria to meet Joey and Jakob they are their half brothers after all but if they resent me for not coming to see them that’s fine, gotta go Joey needs the computer and Jakob had nabbed the laptop in their room and if the kids want to stay over one day that’s fine too there are 4 spare rooms and yes I said 4 you are also welcome to visit anytime, here are the songs I need to go the guys wanna practise now as well great :D
Bye I hope to hear from you soon and please if it’s ok with the kids send me their email addresses it should be safe for me to contact them now here are Joey and Jakob’s email addresses for the kids J.JOKER95@yahoo.com (Jakob)
punk_til_the_end93@yahoo.com (Joey)
Music\Green Day\21st Century Breakdown\06 Christian's Inferno.wma (for Christian)
Music\Green Day\21st Century Breakdown\12 ¿Viva la Gloria- [Little Girl].wma (for Gloria)
Bye Lisa,
BJ x
“why did he call us Maria, Gloria and Christian and why did he not no about you and ‘Graham’ calling us Nicola, Amy and Bryan” Nicola or as our real father said Maria asked our mom “because Nicola your real name is Maria and Amy your real name is Gloria, and Bryan yours was Christian, do you guys wanna hear the songs your dad wrote for you and Nic you have a song written about you as well and he’s wrote more about you three and me in his songs than he has about his new wife and two sons” she told us as she clicked on the link that had brackets saying ‘for Christian’ we sat their gob smacked when his voice broke through the speakers then when it finished she clicked on the one that said it was for me I smiled mine was a more playful show tune start with a grim tale but how did he know about my self harm ‘mom’ I thought to myself but I was glad he knew and I was happy that my wishes had came true graham had left and Billie Joe is my real dad,
“Mom can we take a new pic for him right now and send him a reply?” I asked “sure but you might wanna fix your eyeliner love and I’m glad your happy with who your real dad is” she laughed I nodded and ran upstairs and cleaned up swapping my sliver labrets for my new black gem covered stars I got today as a present in the post ‘wait’ “mom” I yelled down the stairs “yeah” she yelled back “did dad send these labrets the star ones?” I asked smiling hopefully “yeah, Gloria he did” she giggled as she called me by my real name for the first time in 15 years, I jumped up and down with happiness then sorted out my eyeliner and spiked and flicked my hair getting my side fringe to hang perfectly over my left eye then bounded down the stairs with my new American idiot t-shirt on and purple skinny jeans and dark purple and black checker converse “wow Gloria it’s only a pic for dad” Bryan smirked “yeah but our dad is Billie Joe Armstrong” I smiled widely then laughed as Bryan or rather Christian ran upstairs to get changed and sort his hair out as did Maria my mom just laughed at us “where does dad live, mom?” I asked she just laughed at me “he lives in Oakland honey, not far from where we are now before you ask” she laughed, when my brother and sister bounded down stairs Maria was wearing neon pink skinny jeans and her international super hits off the shoulder t-shirt and pink and white checker converse, and Christian had his dark blue skinny jeans on and his dookie t-shirt with his hair spiked up to hell creating his famous hair halo and he had put some guy liner on using my eyeliner no doubt and his light blue converse and his black and blue checker studded belt and when my mom came out of the kitchen with the camera Christian pulled a chair out and sat down sitting me on his lap I’m the smallest even though we are twins and Maria stood behind us and we smiled widely and after mom took the picture she uploaded it and we looked at it Christian had his arms wrapped round me protectively and I was smiling my head off and Maria was making bunny ears behind Christian we all laughed and mom attached it to a blank email and typed dad’s email in and we helped her write a response saying:
Hey BJ,
The twins are great and Maria is too they were psyched this morning when they finally found out who their real dad was and they were glad that I got rid of Graham I am too really he was annoying and this morning he pulled the last straw by calling you a waste of space in front of Gloria and they love the songs you wrote for them and I did too and I forgive you for what happened and I understand how you couldn’t come and see them and they understand as well and you are right Maria is 19 and Gloria and Christian are 15 today and Gloria loves her new labrets she is wearing them right now and I have attached a picture from today that Gloria insisted I took and sent to you in the picture you may notice they are all wearing Green Day t-shirts well they are big fans of you and they do not resent you infact we are gonna come and see you in two days and your right Maria is a right rebel so just watch your step with her but Christian and Gloria are lovable and great kids especially Gloria she has Bright blue hair and she cut it short as well imitating your blue hair from the dookie years, the twins also have your eyes and Maria has blue eyes they can’t wait to meet Joey and Jakob and I can’t wait to see Addie again you’ve got a winner there BJ and the kids have already started thinking up what to say to their half brothers when we visit it’s so funny oh and Gloria quoted your song letter bomb today at graham ‘your collecting unemployment checks, a fuckie only along for the ride’ I couldn’t stop myself from laughing and Chris even said that just before they walked back to the house Gloria smiled when she was listening to the last words from give me Novacaine ‘everything will be alright’ and now she saying that it was a omen saying that all of her wishes were about to come true we all laughed at her yeah she is very superstitious :D and here are the kids emails they have just been on their laptops to make new ones because they want nothing to do with Graham anymore and neither do I here are their email Addresses where_is_Maria_92@yahoo.com (Maria), Christian-inferno96@yahoo.com (Christian), Last-of-the-American-girls-Gloria.Armstrong96@yahoo.com (Gloria) yes they included their names and Chris even used the name of the song you wrote for him and Gloria said that your song last of the American girls connects with how she acts and has felt for the past five years did you write for her? and Maria used a line from your song named after her and wrote for her she loves it by the way and she is planning to get a tattoo of a guitar with BJ written on with a banner underneath with your full name on it and Gloria wants to know if you’ll have a jam session with her, you on blue and her on cherry (she has a guitar just like yours but red with a cherry sticker at bottom of it) well better help the kids get packed be down on the 20th-21st at the latest see you then and here is the picture Gloria,Christian,Maria
Bye BJ see you soon,
Lisa x (p.s Gloria sends you, Addie and the boys a virtual hug ‘strange girl’ she is defiantly your daughter ;D)
After mom had finished writing it she sent it and we ran upstairs to start packing and we kept the volume on the computer loud so we could hear when mom got a reply,
I thought I was a normal unimportant punk girl with a twin brother and an elder sister, a mother who loves me and father who utterly despises me and my siblings but on mine and Bryan’s 15th birthday I found out why,
it turns out Graham is not my biological father he married my mom to help with her debts and me, Bryan and Nicola and I resented Graham for lying to us for all these years “it was for your own good you stupid girl why can’t you see that when your mom left your father he was a waste of space” Graham yelled at me I slapped him across the face and ran grabbing my purple ipod and zebra print skull candy’s and ran outside and started to walk to the park blasting Jesus of suburbia By Green day listening to his voice reminds me of all my dreams and wishes on shooting stars about how I wished I was related even if it was only distantly to any one of green day but hopefully Billie Joe Armstrong “I’m the son of raging love, the Jesus of suburbia, the bible of none of the above” I sang along with Billie, he was my inspiration to dye my hair bright blue and cut it short and spiky, Graham don’t like it but what the fuck it’s my hair,
“Amy” I spun round to see my twin brother Bryan running full pelt towards me, his longish inky black hair creating a spiky halo round his head he looked the spitting image of Billie Joe, Green eyes, natural inky black hair longish and spiked, small button nose and a love for punk rock music, whereas I am like my mom but I still have some similarities to my brother seen as we are twins I have short blue hair just below my ears spiked to hell flicking everywhere, bright green eyes like my brother which was bound to happen seen as my mom has green eyes and she said my father has them too though Nicola has blue eyes and brown hair like mom I’m naturally brunette as well but I dyed my hair when I was 10 and kept topping it up even since, Nicola has a small tattoo on her neck of a purple rose with a ribbon wrapping round the stem with my full name on it she also has a pale blue guitar on her left arm with a dark blue ribbon draping over it with Bryan’s name on it, I have a small button nose, full lips which have been pierced with snakebites another thing Graham doesn’t like about me but what does he like about any of us...nothing that’s what, “what do you want Bryan?” I said wiping the eyeliner tears off my cheeks as boulevard of broken dreams blasted through my headphones “mom wants you to come home” he said frowning “tell her I’m not coming home ‘til she kicks that son of a bitch out of our house” I nearly screamed crying “Amy she wants you home so she can tell all of us at the same time about a email she got this morning, it’s from our Real Dad” his eyes lit up speaking about having another dad that wasn’t Graham at this time give me Novacaine was blasting through my head phones the only words I heard when my brother stopped talking was ‘everything will be alright’ I smiled at that thought and took my brothers hand and started to walk back when we got outside the gate my mom was chucking Grahams suitcase out the window and with the perfect theme music coming out of my headphones “she’s a rebel and she’s dangerous” I just laughed as Graham tried to reason with my mom “no graham you don’t yell at my daughter and make her run from home on her birthday just because your relieved she’s not yours and calling her dad a waste of space in front of her ON her birthday that’s just low that’s fucking kicking her while she’s down” she screamed at him I was just stood there pissing myself laughing, my mom looked out the window and watched me rolling on the floor clutching my sides then I stood up and said “hey, Graham your collecting unemployment checks, a fuckie only along for the ride” I sang along with Billie Joe on my ipod then started laughing again he just looked at me confused and angry “hey you can’t argue with the truth” I said laughing he stormed out of the house picking up his suitcase and stormed off past me and Bryan “good fucking riddance to fucking bad rubbish, see you in hell twat face” I shouted after him and flipped him off when he turned round to glare at me “well this has to be the best birthday ever, eh Bry?” I chuckled he just laughed shaking his head at me my mom walked out and hugged me as I switched my ipod off “I love you so much Amy, oh that reminds me Amy isn’t your real name and Bryan that’s not your real name either, come inside and I’ll explain” she said confusing me and my brother “oh Nicola I told you not to get those tattoos done and you did it anyway and those names aren’t their real names and your name isn’t your real one either and you all have two brothers as well they are both younger than you” my mom said we walked inside and saw Nicola scratching her neck and arm where she had the names removed from them only to be replaced no doubt when she found out our real names “mom please explain what the hell you jabbering on about how the heck do we have younger brothers and why are our names not our real ones and what are our real names, and most importantly who is our dad and what was in the email you got this morning” I said impatiently “oh Amy you are so like your father” she smiled I just smirked “right come with me and I’ll show you the email” she said and walked towards the computer in the corner of the room she clicked on a link and a email came up from Rocker4life@yahoo.com saying:
Hey Lisa,
How are the twins and Maria, I hope Gloria and Christian have a great birthday and I wish I could come and see them but you know Addie and I have two young boys now as well Joey and Jakob they are real cute Jakob is 9 and Joey is 13, but I still remember when Maria was born and that will never change and Gloria and Chris were just the perfect kids I still love them all I’m sorry for what I put you and the kids through, am I right in thinking Maria was 19 in January and Gloria and Christian are 15 today, I hope you liked the song I wrote about Maria in one of our comp albums and the one I wrote about you on our last album, me and the guys have just finished our new album I have linked two of the songs and there about Gloria and Christian and how angry they must be about not growing up with their real father around them and I’m sorry if I’m making you feel guilty that’s not what I’m trying to do I swear I just miss the kids thank you for the pictures the twins look a lot like me don’t they, they are gorgeous and Maria has turned into a right rebel just like her mom I like the Tats but why do they say Amy and Bryan and is that Blue as in my guitar she has on her arm, if you and the kids are in town please feel free to drop by anytime I would love for Gloria, Christian and Maria to meet Joey and Jakob they are their half brothers after all but if they resent me for not coming to see them that’s fine, gotta go Joey needs the computer and Jakob had nabbed the laptop in their room and if the kids want to stay over one day that’s fine too there are 4 spare rooms and yes I said 4 you are also welcome to visit anytime, here are the songs I need to go the guys wanna practise now as well great :D
Bye I hope to hear from you soon and please if it’s ok with the kids send me their email addresses it should be safe for me to contact them now here are Joey and Jakob’s email addresses for the kids J.JOKER95@yahoo.com (Jakob)
punk_til_the_end93@yahoo.com (Joey)
Music\Green Day\21st Century Breakdown\06 Christian's Inferno.wma (for Christian)
Music\Green Day\21st Century Breakdown\12 ¿Viva la Gloria- [Little Girl].wma (for Gloria)
Bye Lisa,
BJ x
“why did he call us Maria, Gloria and Christian and why did he not no about you and ‘Graham’ calling us Nicola, Amy and Bryan” Nicola or as our real father said Maria asked our mom “because Nicola your real name is Maria and Amy your real name is Gloria, and Bryan yours was Christian, do you guys wanna hear the songs your dad wrote for you and Nic you have a song written about you as well and he’s wrote more about you three and me in his songs than he has about his new wife and two sons” she told us as she clicked on the link that had brackets saying ‘for Christian’ we sat their gob smacked when his voice broke through the speakers then when it finished she clicked on the one that said it was for me I smiled mine was a more playful show tune start with a grim tale but how did he know about my self harm ‘mom’ I thought to myself but I was glad he knew and I was happy that my wishes had came true graham had left and Billie Joe is my real dad,
“Mom can we take a new pic for him right now and send him a reply?” I asked “sure but you might wanna fix your eyeliner love and I’m glad your happy with who your real dad is” she laughed I nodded and ran upstairs and cleaned up swapping my sliver labrets for my new black gem covered stars I got today as a present in the post ‘wait’ “mom” I yelled down the stairs “yeah” she yelled back “did dad send these labrets the star ones?” I asked smiling hopefully “yeah, Gloria he did” she giggled as she called me by my real name for the first time in 15 years, I jumped up and down with happiness then sorted out my eyeliner and spiked and flicked my hair getting my side fringe to hang perfectly over my left eye then bounded down the stairs with my new American idiot t-shirt on and purple skinny jeans and dark purple and black checker converse “wow Gloria it’s only a pic for dad” Bryan smirked “yeah but our dad is Billie Joe Armstrong” I smiled widely then laughed as Bryan or rather Christian ran upstairs to get changed and sort his hair out as did Maria my mom just laughed at us “where does dad live, mom?” I asked she just laughed at me “he lives in Oakland honey, not far from where we are now before you ask” she laughed, when my brother and sister bounded down stairs Maria was wearing neon pink skinny jeans and her international super hits off the shoulder t-shirt and pink and white checker converse, and Christian had his dark blue skinny jeans on and his dookie t-shirt with his hair spiked up to hell creating his famous hair halo and he had put some guy liner on using my eyeliner no doubt and his light blue converse and his black and blue checker studded belt and when my mom came out of the kitchen with the camera Christian pulled a chair out and sat down sitting me on his lap I’m the smallest even though we are twins and Maria stood behind us and we smiled widely and after mom took the picture she uploaded it and we looked at it Christian had his arms wrapped round me protectively and I was smiling my head off and Maria was making bunny ears behind Christian we all laughed and mom attached it to a blank email and typed dad’s email in and we helped her write a response saying:
Hey BJ,
The twins are great and Maria is too they were psyched this morning when they finally found out who their real dad was and they were glad that I got rid of Graham I am too really he was annoying and this morning he pulled the last straw by calling you a waste of space in front of Gloria and they love the songs you wrote for them and I did too and I forgive you for what happened and I understand how you couldn’t come and see them and they understand as well and you are right Maria is 19 and Gloria and Christian are 15 today and Gloria loves her new labrets she is wearing them right now and I have attached a picture from today that Gloria insisted I took and sent to you in the picture you may notice they are all wearing Green Day t-shirts well they are big fans of you and they do not resent you infact we are gonna come and see you in two days and your right Maria is a right rebel so just watch your step with her but Christian and Gloria are lovable and great kids especially Gloria she has Bright blue hair and she cut it short as well imitating your blue hair from the dookie years, the twins also have your eyes and Maria has blue eyes they can’t wait to meet Joey and Jakob and I can’t wait to see Addie again you’ve got a winner there BJ and the kids have already started thinking up what to say to their half brothers when we visit it’s so funny oh and Gloria quoted your song letter bomb today at graham ‘your collecting unemployment checks, a fuckie only along for the ride’ I couldn’t stop myself from laughing and Chris even said that just before they walked back to the house Gloria smiled when she was listening to the last words from give me Novacaine ‘everything will be alright’ and now she saying that it was a omen saying that all of her wishes were about to come true we all laughed at her yeah she is very superstitious :D and here are the kids emails they have just been on their laptops to make new ones because they want nothing to do with Graham anymore and neither do I here are their email Addresses where_is_Maria_92@yahoo.com (Maria), Christian-inferno96@yahoo.com (Christian), Last-of-the-American-girls-Gloria.Armstrong96@yahoo.com (Gloria) yes they included their names and Chris even used the name of the song you wrote for him and Gloria said that your song last of the American girls connects with how she acts and has felt for the past five years did you write for her? and Maria used a line from your song named after her and wrote for her she loves it by the way and she is planning to get a tattoo of a guitar with BJ written on with a banner underneath with your full name on it and Gloria wants to know if you’ll have a jam session with her, you on blue and her on cherry (she has a guitar just like yours but red with a cherry sticker at bottom of it) well better help the kids get packed be down on the 20th-21st at the latest see you then and here is the picture Gloria,Christian,Maria
Bye BJ see you soon,
Lisa x (p.s Gloria sends you, Addie and the boys a virtual hug ‘strange girl’ she is defiantly your daughter ;D)
After mom had finished writing it she sent it and we ran upstairs to start packing and we kept the volume on the computer loud so we could hear when mom got a reply,
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