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new email, chatting to dad and awesome kids
1 reviewwhat will the new reply say and what happens when the phone rings who is it and what does billie joe think about getting to see his kids again
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we got half way through packing when ‘You’ve Got Mail!!!!’ sounded really loudly making us all jump and try to beat each other down the stairs I made it first but mom asked if she could read it first but I had opened it already it said:
Hey Lisa,
I’m glad they are good and are having a great time loving the new picture and knowing my youngest daughter dyed and cut her hair after her dad without even knowing he was her dad and there is nothing wrong with being strange and yep and I’m glad she is defiantly my daughter because she is gorgeous and the 20th would be better because the 21st the guys are coming over and they don’t stay all day and have always wanted to meet you and the kids especially Chris and Gloria seen as the new album is based around them hehe know how I would get if someone wrote a full album based around me I would get pretty bigheaded and guessing Gloria possibly gets like that to, no? well I guess I can just email her as well now and ask her hehe and Joey and Jakob are excited to meet them now since I told them that they were their brother and sisters well half seen as Addie isn’t Maria, Chris and Gloria’s mom and the thing about Gloria being superstitious with the words from my song that’s freaky because me and Addie were fighting yesterday when I had my music on listening to give me Novacaine and all I heard from the song after Addie stopped shouting at me was ‘everything will be alright’ and I just smiled then emailed you because that’s what I thought the song meant by everything will be alright :) and how the fuck am I a waste of space he must have been talking about himself without realising it hehe oh and what are the kids favourite colours so me and Addie can get the paint for their rooms for them, I already know yours is green hehe well Jakob needs help with his homework and Joey wants me to teach him how to play the songs that were wrote for the kids so he can show off hehe he’s a good kid but a bit of a show off don’t know where he gets that from hehe well better go bye oh and tell Gloria that I would love to have a jam session with her and tell Maria to get a light blue guitar with the letters BJ in red so it looks like blue hehe and tell Gloria I saw that video on you tube of her singing and she has a amazing voice I’m not even kidding she is brilliant luv you all gotta go
Bye for now see you in 2 days
BJ x (p.s Jakob and Joey send you lot virtual hugs ‘strange boys’ don’t know where they get it from hehe)
I laughed at my dad’s reply and I moved so my mom and Chris and Maria could read it they laughed as well and my mom wrote another reply saying that my favourite colour was purple, blue and black and Chris’s was black and blue and Maria’s was pink and sliver and that Joey must get the show off thing from him and that if the boys were strange it was because they had a crazy father then we carried on with our packing then the phone rang just as we finished and I ran to the one in my room “hello” I said “hey is that Maria?” it was obviously Billie because no one else called Nicola Maria “no it’s Gloria” I said smiling slightly “hey Glor how’re things sorry I’ve never been there to watch you grow up but you understand right” he said with pain in his voice highlighting that he was unbelievably sorry about upsetting my mom all those years ago “yes I understand dad and things were kinda crappy this morning with the whole Graham thing but apart from that I’ve been great and I’m now 15 woo hehe see am crazy and fucked up in the head” I giggled he chuckled “and who says that’s a bad thing hey Glor is your mom there honey?” he chuckled just then I heard the door close down stairs “one sec someone just went out” I said “ok” he replied as I walked towards the window I saw my mom walking down the street with her vampire hoodie on oh, how I loved my gothic mother “well I can safely say that it was my mom that’s gone out dad” he sighed when I said this “are either of your siblings there or are they gonna walk out the door anytime soon?” he chuckled “yeah I’ll go get Chris for ya ok, dad?” he chuckled again said “ok, thanks honey” then I walked down the hall to Christians room which used to have Bryan’s room on the door but now has Bryan covered up with a hurriedly written out piece of paper saying Christian’s with the word room underneath on the original plaque I knocked on the door “yeah” my twin brother shouted through the door “hey Chris it’s me dad’s on the phone and wants to talk to ya so get your lazy ass out here” I laughed when my twin came stumbling out of his room I quickly passed him the phone and walked off, about a half hour later Chris came down without the phone and said “he wanted to talk to Maria” he said looking me in the eyes then ten minutes later mom walked in with eight bags four from hot topic and one form my favourite bakery, one from HMV, one from Maria’s favourite make up stall in the market and one from the grocery shops “what’s in the bags mom?” I asked before she could answer Maria came down with the phone “mom dad wants to talk to you he rang like half an hour ago and has spoke to all three of us” she explained handing mom the phone.
(Billie Joe’s P.O.V)
My kids are coming down to visit I haven’t seen them since Gloria and Christian turned 4, it’s now the 18th so they will be here in 2 days yay “Billie did you get the colours off Lisa sweetie?” Addie asked “yes I did love, Gloria likes black, purple and blue, Chris likes Black and Blue and Maria likes Pink and Silver” I said smiling “that’s great let’s go get the paint and Joey said he can play almost all of Maria without looking at the music now and he’s only been playing it for a day god that boy has some talent BJ” she smiled she was excited about meeting Gloria, Maria and Lisa because for 13years has lived in a house crammed full to the teeth with boys and then there’s Tre and mike as well coming over nearly everyday but when they do they have learned to bring their daughters with them “let’s go get the paint then shall we Addie?” asked smiling and pecking her on the cheek as I walked past she giggled and followed me as I picked up the keys and we walked out the car.
(Skipping the car ride and trip to paint shop ‘BORRRIIINNGG’:D)
“So how old are the kids now BJ?” Addie asked as we walked through the door “Maria is 19 and Gloria and Christian are 15 they are twins Addie” I explained smiling putting down the four cans of paint I was carrying “yay I’ll be able to take Gloria and Maria shopping with Lisa’s permission and her presence of course” she giggled gleefully “yes sweet heart you will but watch them they are rebels like their father, Gloria even dyed her hair bright blue and cut it short after she saw I had done it and got inspired to do it herself and she didn’t know I was her father and she has snakebite piercings and Maria has tattoos and brown hair and Christian is the spit of me he has the hairstyle and colour I have now and the exact same eye colour and bone structure it’s incredible” I said Chuckling and excited About the fact that I would be able to see them soon “they sound awesome BJ” she smiled seeing how happy I was thinking about them “they are my kids they are bound to be awesome” I chuckled again she just laughed
Hey Lisa,
I’m glad they are good and are having a great time loving the new picture and knowing my youngest daughter dyed and cut her hair after her dad without even knowing he was her dad and there is nothing wrong with being strange and yep and I’m glad she is defiantly my daughter because she is gorgeous and the 20th would be better because the 21st the guys are coming over and they don’t stay all day and have always wanted to meet you and the kids especially Chris and Gloria seen as the new album is based around them hehe know how I would get if someone wrote a full album based around me I would get pretty bigheaded and guessing Gloria possibly gets like that to, no? well I guess I can just email her as well now and ask her hehe and Joey and Jakob are excited to meet them now since I told them that they were their brother and sisters well half seen as Addie isn’t Maria, Chris and Gloria’s mom and the thing about Gloria being superstitious with the words from my song that’s freaky because me and Addie were fighting yesterday when I had my music on listening to give me Novacaine and all I heard from the song after Addie stopped shouting at me was ‘everything will be alright’ and I just smiled then emailed you because that’s what I thought the song meant by everything will be alright :) and how the fuck am I a waste of space he must have been talking about himself without realising it hehe oh and what are the kids favourite colours so me and Addie can get the paint for their rooms for them, I already know yours is green hehe well Jakob needs help with his homework and Joey wants me to teach him how to play the songs that were wrote for the kids so he can show off hehe he’s a good kid but a bit of a show off don’t know where he gets that from hehe well better go bye oh and tell Gloria that I would love to have a jam session with her and tell Maria to get a light blue guitar with the letters BJ in red so it looks like blue hehe and tell Gloria I saw that video on you tube of her singing and she has a amazing voice I’m not even kidding she is brilliant luv you all gotta go
Bye for now see you in 2 days
BJ x (p.s Jakob and Joey send you lot virtual hugs ‘strange boys’ don’t know where they get it from hehe)
I laughed at my dad’s reply and I moved so my mom and Chris and Maria could read it they laughed as well and my mom wrote another reply saying that my favourite colour was purple, blue and black and Chris’s was black and blue and Maria’s was pink and sliver and that Joey must get the show off thing from him and that if the boys were strange it was because they had a crazy father then we carried on with our packing then the phone rang just as we finished and I ran to the one in my room “hello” I said “hey is that Maria?” it was obviously Billie because no one else called Nicola Maria “no it’s Gloria” I said smiling slightly “hey Glor how’re things sorry I’ve never been there to watch you grow up but you understand right” he said with pain in his voice highlighting that he was unbelievably sorry about upsetting my mom all those years ago “yes I understand dad and things were kinda crappy this morning with the whole Graham thing but apart from that I’ve been great and I’m now 15 woo hehe see am crazy and fucked up in the head” I giggled he chuckled “and who says that’s a bad thing hey Glor is your mom there honey?” he chuckled just then I heard the door close down stairs “one sec someone just went out” I said “ok” he replied as I walked towards the window I saw my mom walking down the street with her vampire hoodie on oh, how I loved my gothic mother “well I can safely say that it was my mom that’s gone out dad” he sighed when I said this “are either of your siblings there or are they gonna walk out the door anytime soon?” he chuckled “yeah I’ll go get Chris for ya ok, dad?” he chuckled again said “ok, thanks honey” then I walked down the hall to Christians room which used to have Bryan’s room on the door but now has Bryan covered up with a hurriedly written out piece of paper saying Christian’s with the word room underneath on the original plaque I knocked on the door “yeah” my twin brother shouted through the door “hey Chris it’s me dad’s on the phone and wants to talk to ya so get your lazy ass out here” I laughed when my twin came stumbling out of his room I quickly passed him the phone and walked off, about a half hour later Chris came down without the phone and said “he wanted to talk to Maria” he said looking me in the eyes then ten minutes later mom walked in with eight bags four from hot topic and one form my favourite bakery, one from HMV, one from Maria’s favourite make up stall in the market and one from the grocery shops “what’s in the bags mom?” I asked before she could answer Maria came down with the phone “mom dad wants to talk to you he rang like half an hour ago and has spoke to all three of us” she explained handing mom the phone.
(Billie Joe’s P.O.V)
My kids are coming down to visit I haven’t seen them since Gloria and Christian turned 4, it’s now the 18th so they will be here in 2 days yay “Billie did you get the colours off Lisa sweetie?” Addie asked “yes I did love, Gloria likes black, purple and blue, Chris likes Black and Blue and Maria likes Pink and Silver” I said smiling “that’s great let’s go get the paint and Joey said he can play almost all of Maria without looking at the music now and he’s only been playing it for a day god that boy has some talent BJ” she smiled she was excited about meeting Gloria, Maria and Lisa because for 13years has lived in a house crammed full to the teeth with boys and then there’s Tre and mike as well coming over nearly everyday but when they do they have learned to bring their daughters with them “let’s go get the paint then shall we Addie?” asked smiling and pecking her on the cheek as I walked past she giggled and followed me as I picked up the keys and we walked out the car.
(Skipping the car ride and trip to paint shop ‘BORRRIIINNGG’:D)
“So how old are the kids now BJ?” Addie asked as we walked through the door “Maria is 19 and Gloria and Christian are 15 they are twins Addie” I explained smiling putting down the four cans of paint I was carrying “yay I’ll be able to take Gloria and Maria shopping with Lisa’s permission and her presence of course” she giggled gleefully “yes sweet heart you will but watch them they are rebels like their father, Gloria even dyed her hair bright blue and cut it short after she saw I had done it and got inspired to do it herself and she didn’t know I was her father and she has snakebite piercings and Maria has tattoos and brown hair and Christian is the spit of me he has the hairstyle and colour I have now and the exact same eye colour and bone structure it’s incredible” I said Chuckling and excited About the fact that I would be able to see them soon “they sound awesome BJ” she smiled seeing how happy I was thinking about them “they are my kids they are bound to be awesome” I chuckled again she just laughed
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