Categories > Original > Humor > A Zacky Movie
Zacky kisses Max. A few skateboarders passing by see it and start laughing. Max grins embarrassed and waves, then gets a scowl on his face.
Max: (singing)
They've been laughing since I can remember,
But they're not gonna laugh anymore!
No more "Maxie the geek"!
No more "Goof of the week" like before!
Girl tearing up test: (singing)
No more algebra tests 'til September!
Boy: (singing)
No more looking at losers like him!
Boy with crib notes on arm: (singing)
No more having to cheat!
Another Boy: [steals Max's lunch] (singing)
No more mystery meat!
Yet Another Boy: [snapping jock strap] (singing)
No more gym!
Girl with credit cards: (singing)
Gonna move to the mall!
Beach Boy: (singing)
Gonna live in the pool!
Max: (singing)
Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!
All: (singing)
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruising!
Max: (singing)
After today she'll be mine!
All: (singing)
After today my brains'll be snoozing!
Max: (singing)
If I don't faint, I'll be fine!
Twin Girls: (singing)
I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics!
Twin Boys: (singing)
Then down with the textbooks...
Trekkie Boy: (singing)
And up with the comics!
Max: (singing)
Just think of all of the time I've been losing
Finding the right thing to say!
All: (singing)
But things'll be going my way, after today!
Roxanne passes by Max. Max waves, but Roxanne does not see him.
Max: (singing)
She looked right through me!
And who could blame her?
I need a new me,
Plus some positive proof
That I'm not just a goof! And...
All: (singing)
After today I'm gonna be cruising!
Two Girls in black: (singing)
No more pep rallies to cut! (spoken) Yech!
All: (singing)
After today my brains'll be snoozing!
School Bus Driver: (singing)
I'm gonna sit on my butt!
Max: (singing)
I've got less than an hour
And when this is ended,
I'll either be famous...
Principal Mazur: (singing)
Or you'll be suspended!
All: (singing)
Just think of all of the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could say: Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents good-bye!
Gonna party from now 'til the end of July!
Things'll be going my way after today!
school bell rings
Max: (singing)
I wish that this was the day after today!
Max is now at the top of the bleachers. He starts to step down, but trips and tumbles down, falling flat on his face at the bottom. Lots of kids laugh at him then walk away. Roxanne comes over and helps him up.
Roxanne:
Are you all right?
Max: (singing)
They've been laughing since I can remember,
But they're not gonna laugh anymore!
No more "Maxie the geek"!
No more "Goof of the week" like before!
Girl tearing up test: (singing)
No more algebra tests 'til September!
Boy: (singing)
No more looking at losers like him!
Boy with crib notes on arm: (singing)
No more having to cheat!
Another Boy: [steals Max's lunch] (singing)
No more mystery meat!
Yet Another Boy: [snapping jock strap] (singing)
No more gym!
Girl with credit cards: (singing)
Gonna move to the mall!
Beach Boy: (singing)
Gonna live in the pool!
Max: (singing)
Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!
All: (singing)
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruising!
Max: (singing)
After today she'll be mine!
All: (singing)
After today my brains'll be snoozing!
Max: (singing)
If I don't faint, I'll be fine!
Twin Girls: (singing)
I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics!
Twin Boys: (singing)
Then down with the textbooks...
Trekkie Boy: (singing)
And up with the comics!
Max: (singing)
Just think of all of the time I've been losing
Finding the right thing to say!
All: (singing)
But things'll be going my way, after today!
Roxanne passes by Max. Max waves, but Roxanne does not see him.
Max: (singing)
She looked right through me!
And who could blame her?
I need a new me,
Plus some positive proof
That I'm not just a goof! And...
All: (singing)
After today I'm gonna be cruising!
Two Girls in black: (singing)
No more pep rallies to cut! (spoken) Yech!
All: (singing)
After today my brains'll be snoozing!
School Bus Driver: (singing)
I'm gonna sit on my butt!
Max: (singing)
I've got less than an hour
And when this is ended,
I'll either be famous...
Principal Mazur: (singing)
Or you'll be suspended!
All: (singing)
Just think of all of the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could say: Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents good-bye!
Gonna party from now 'til the end of July!
Things'll be going my way after today!
school bell rings
Max: (singing)
I wish that this was the day after today!
Max is now at the top of the bleachers. He starts to step down, but trips and tumbles down, falling flat on his face at the bottom. Lots of kids laugh at him then walk away. Roxanne comes over and helps him up.
Roxanne:
Are you all right?
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