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Title: I've Been Jerispammed
Pairing: Multiple; starts with strongly implied JeriMiz
Rating: T (for light swearing)
Summary: just a little fun to help me get back in the swing of writing for some of my other fics
Warning: Crack fic, light swearing, some character bashing
Author's Note: This is all for fun. I didn't intend to write something like these but as of late I've been reading some (ok a ton) of Xmen slash I've fallen absolutely head over heels with Erik/Charles slash from First Class (and the trilogy the whole what ifs), and my Scott/Logan bug is back XD well perusing through an Xmen fic site I came across a fic that was set up like this, and I got to thinking wouldn't it be funny if Wrestlers actually answered these, I wonder how they would sound? This was just going to be a one shot hinting at JeriMiz, but I decided it'd be pretty fun to try with other wrestlers as well. There's going to be more pairings as well, I'm just not sure who I'll pick yet. Don't know how long this will go on, but for sure I have 4 in mind (including this first chapter) first up The Miz
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people mentioned in this fic, I just like to borrow them for my entertainment ;D
Enjoy! Reviews=LOVE
The Miz
Name: Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin; The Grand Mizard of Lust, The Awesome one…must I go on?
Sex: Yes please!
Home: Cleveland, Ohio
Height: 6' 1"
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Awesome…Brown…it's a fauxhawk
What is your favorite TV show? I don't have time for TV, nothing's worth watching unless I'm on
What's on your mouse pad? Bitch please, I have a laptop, no mouse pad necessary
Favorite Magazine? PWI, did I mention they named me #1 on their top 500 list?
Favorite smell: Peppermint…Chris is always chewing that flavor of gum
Worst feeling in the world: Finding out that Evan's dad hooked up with my Mom shudders
Best feeling in the world: Cashing in that briefcase and holding up that title
Things to do on the weekend: Challenge people to lip syncing contests, be awesome, skype Chris
Favorite soundtrack: don't tell him, but Chasing the Grail
What's the first thought you had this morning? I'm Awesome!
Do you get motion sickness? No, of cour—ok I do, only slightly
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: depends who I'm with, but any ride with Chris is exciting
Pen or pencil? Pen, I don't make mistakes
How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends on who's calling. Chris, immediately. Hornswoggle, ignore that lil troll. Riley, at least 3, make him sweat it out grins evilly
Favorite food? Don't have a favorite, I'll eat whatever Chris brings home or cooks
Do you get along with your parents? My mom yes, my dad…well he's quite the character. He likes Evan Bourne more :/
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? You can't be convicted if you're not caught
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate, it's more fun in the bed ;D
Crutons or bacon bits? Does it really matter?
Do you like to drive? I'm more of a "drivee" than a driver, I let Kofi worry about getting us to shows on time
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? NO!...
If you could have any pet what would it be? I don't have time for pets on the road…I really want a ferret
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? Ha please, I don't want to be an animal; animals what to be me!
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? Am I able to snuggle with Chris?
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Riley's mom…So I can slap her >:(
Favorite alcoholic drink: Chris likes Grey Goose
What is your Zodiac sign? How would I know, I'm not Chinese!
If you could have any job what would it be? I already have it
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? What makes you think I don't have one already?
Have you ever been in love? Right now…you reading this Jerky?
Describe your dream wedding: Anywhere in the world as long as Chris is standing across from me
What is on your walls in your room? Pictures of me…duh
Is the glass half empty or half full? REALLY? Its midway you idiots! End of story, stop pushing your psychobabble on me
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Lefty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Of course, hen pecking is so undignified
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? I know what Kelly Kelly would be snickers
What is your favorite number? #1 as in what I am
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: One nice thing about Chris…hmm I can't pick one, simply put he's the best in the world to me…email spam aside
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? That evil troll Hornswoggle…You still owe me money 'Swoggle!
Pairing: Multiple; starts with strongly implied JeriMiz
Rating: T (for light swearing)
Summary: just a little fun to help me get back in the swing of writing for some of my other fics
Warning: Crack fic, light swearing, some character bashing
Author's Note: This is all for fun. I didn't intend to write something like these but as of late I've been reading some (ok a ton) of Xmen slash I've fallen absolutely head over heels with Erik/Charles slash from First Class (and the trilogy the whole what ifs), and my Scott/Logan bug is back XD well perusing through an Xmen fic site I came across a fic that was set up like this, and I got to thinking wouldn't it be funny if Wrestlers actually answered these, I wonder how they would sound? This was just going to be a one shot hinting at JeriMiz, but I decided it'd be pretty fun to try with other wrestlers as well. There's going to be more pairings as well, I'm just not sure who I'll pick yet. Don't know how long this will go on, but for sure I have 4 in mind (including this first chapter) first up The Miz
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people mentioned in this fic, I just like to borrow them for my entertainment ;D
Enjoy! Reviews=LOVE
The Miz
Name: Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin; The Grand Mizard of Lust, The Awesome one…must I go on?
Sex: Yes please!
Home: Cleveland, Ohio
Height: 6' 1"
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Awesome…Brown…it's a fauxhawk
What is your favorite TV show? I don't have time for TV, nothing's worth watching unless I'm on
What's on your mouse pad? Bitch please, I have a laptop, no mouse pad necessary
Favorite Magazine? PWI, did I mention they named me #1 on their top 500 list?
Favorite smell: Peppermint…Chris is always chewing that flavor of gum
Worst feeling in the world: Finding out that Evan's dad hooked up with my Mom shudders
Best feeling in the world: Cashing in that briefcase and holding up that title
Things to do on the weekend: Challenge people to lip syncing contests, be awesome, skype Chris
Favorite soundtrack: don't tell him, but Chasing the Grail
What's the first thought you had this morning? I'm Awesome!
Do you get motion sickness? No, of cour—ok I do, only slightly
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: depends who I'm with, but any ride with Chris is exciting
Pen or pencil? Pen, I don't make mistakes
How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends on who's calling. Chris, immediately. Hornswoggle, ignore that lil troll. Riley, at least 3, make him sweat it out grins evilly
Favorite food? Don't have a favorite, I'll eat whatever Chris brings home or cooks
Do you get along with your parents? My mom yes, my dad…well he's quite the character. He likes Evan Bourne more :/
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? You can't be convicted if you're not caught
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate, it's more fun in the bed ;D
Crutons or bacon bits? Does it really matter?
Do you like to drive? I'm more of a "drivee" than a driver, I let Kofi worry about getting us to shows on time
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? NO!...
If you could have any pet what would it be? I don't have time for pets on the road…I really want a ferret
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? Ha please, I don't want to be an animal; animals what to be me!
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? Am I able to snuggle with Chris?
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Riley's mom…So I can slap her >:(
Favorite alcoholic drink: Chris likes Grey Goose
What is your Zodiac sign? How would I know, I'm not Chinese!
If you could have any job what would it be? I already have it
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? What makes you think I don't have one already?
Have you ever been in love? Right now…you reading this Jerky?
Describe your dream wedding: Anywhere in the world as long as Chris is standing across from me
What is on your walls in your room? Pictures of me…duh
Is the glass half empty or half full? REALLY? Its midway you idiots! End of story, stop pushing your psychobabble on me
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Lefty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Of course, hen pecking is so undignified
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? I know what Kelly Kelly would be snickers
What is your favorite number? #1 as in what I am
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: One nice thing about Chris…hmm I can't pick one, simply put he's the best in the world to me…email spam aside
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? That evil troll Hornswoggle…You still owe me money 'Swoggle!
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