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A/N: So I couldn't resist giving this a try as Ryder. Though I will say it's a lot harder than I thought to add Bro in on almost everything XD There's a bunch of references to Z! True Long Island Story, if you haven't checked it out I highly recommend doing so, it's highly entertaining! Like I said in the previous chapter there is slashy undertones this one includes Dolph (Nick) cuz these two are a total bromance made in heaven!
Zack Ryder
Name: Zack Ryder
Sex: Male, Bromo sapien
Home: Long Island WWWYKI
Height: 6' 4"
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Take care, spike your hair ;D
What is your favorite TV show? Friday night ZackDown
What's on your mouse pad? Everything at my pad is Zacked out
Favorite Magazine? It may or not be Tiger Beat…
Favorite smell: Perfection
Worst feeling in the world: Being dumped by my girlfriend Princess Leia
Best feeling in the world: Watching Nick sleep shotgun on the ride to the next show
Things to do on the weekend: Ultimate Broski, watch Ghostbusters, snuggle with Nick, redesign my Internet Championship, tan, get Zacked, you know the usual
Favorite soundtrack: NKOTBSBZ
What's the first thought you had this morning? 12 o'clock? Are You Serious Bro!
Do you get motion sickness? I fist pump my way through it
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: I don't bother unless Nick really wants to go on one…
Pen or pencil? Pencil
How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends on the ring tone I hear, Nick's is Baby
Favorite food? It's all protein shakes here
Do you get along with your parents? …My Dad's a MoFo…
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Broski's don't thieve and tell
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla, it's Nick's favorite flavor
Crutons or bacon bits? Are you serious Bro? Bacon bits
Do you like to drive? Me and Nick trade off
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Who needs a stuffed animal when you share a bed with perfection?
If you could have any pet what would it be? A dolphin ;)
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? A Kangabro!
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? Cool, makes sure Nick won't leave my side
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Doc Brown, so I could go back in time and stop my Dad from ever hearing the name John Morrison…
Favorite alcoholic drink: Long Island Iced Z
What is your Zodiac sign? Bro are you serious! How would I know?
If you could have any job what would it be? Well Triple H did just make me Co-GM for SmackDown…
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? Can it be a permanent tan instead?
Have you ever been in love? WWWYKI
Describe your dream wedding: Where do I begin? Me and Nick in white tuxes (classy), my broski headband and his own perfection one standing on the coast. BSB as the band, free tanning for everyone, the Big O as best man and Stamford the priest (that man does everything!)
What is on your walls in your room? …Bieber…
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full bro
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Where would you expect my hands to be?
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? Who wants to be a gardening tool?
What is your favorite number? 69 Dude!
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: About Mike? Uh…well he's responsible for Ultimate Broski…so I guess that's good
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? Teddy Long…He already hates me, plus I sent this to him as a work related email…
Zack Ryder
Name: Zack Ryder
Sex: Male, Bromo sapien
Home: Long Island WWWYKI
Height: 6' 4"
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Take care, spike your hair ;D
What is your favorite TV show? Friday night ZackDown
What's on your mouse pad? Everything at my pad is Zacked out
Favorite Magazine? It may or not be Tiger Beat…
Favorite smell: Perfection
Worst feeling in the world: Being dumped by my girlfriend Princess Leia
Best feeling in the world: Watching Nick sleep shotgun on the ride to the next show
Things to do on the weekend: Ultimate Broski, watch Ghostbusters, snuggle with Nick, redesign my Internet Championship, tan, get Zacked, you know the usual
Favorite soundtrack: NKOTBSBZ
What's the first thought you had this morning? 12 o'clock? Are You Serious Bro!
Do you get motion sickness? I fist pump my way through it
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: I don't bother unless Nick really wants to go on one…
Pen or pencil? Pencil
How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends on the ring tone I hear, Nick's is Baby
Favorite food? It's all protein shakes here
Do you get along with your parents? …My Dad's a MoFo…
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Broski's don't thieve and tell
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla, it's Nick's favorite flavor
Crutons or bacon bits? Are you serious Bro? Bacon bits
Do you like to drive? Me and Nick trade off
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Who needs a stuffed animal when you share a bed with perfection?
If you could have any pet what would it be? A dolphin ;)
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? A Kangabro!
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? Cool, makes sure Nick won't leave my side
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Doc Brown, so I could go back in time and stop my Dad from ever hearing the name John Morrison…
Favorite alcoholic drink: Long Island Iced Z
What is your Zodiac sign? Bro are you serious! How would I know?
If you could have any job what would it be? Well Triple H did just make me Co-GM for SmackDown…
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? Can it be a permanent tan instead?
Have you ever been in love? WWWYKI
Describe your dream wedding: Where do I begin? Me and Nick in white tuxes (classy), my broski headband and his own perfection one standing on the coast. BSB as the band, free tanning for everyone, the Big O as best man and Stamford the priest (that man does everything!)
What is on your walls in your room? …Bieber…
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full bro
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Where would you expect my hands to be?
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? Who wants to be a gardening tool?
What is your favorite number? 69 Dude!
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: About Mike? Uh…well he's responsible for Ultimate Broski…so I guess that's good
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? Teddy Long…He already hates me, plus I sent this to him as a work related email…
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