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Randy Orton
Name: Randal Keith Orton, The Viper, Legend Killer, Apex Predator
Sex: Male
Home: St. Louis, Missouri
Height: 6' 4 1/2" hey the half counts!
Eyes: Blue-Grey
Hair: Brown
What is your favorite TV show? I don't watch TV, except for shark week
What's on your mouse pad? Affliction
Favorite Magazine? Really, who has time for magazines anyway?
Favorite smell: That fruity smelling shampoo that Adam uses.
Worst feeling in the world: Watching Adam give his retirement speech while I was hundreds of miles away
Best feeling in the world: Becoming the youngest World Champion
Things to do on the weekend: Workout, Skype with Adam, Tan, Pull pranks, Practice my death stare, Listen to the voices…Kidding…or am I?
Favorite soundtrack: The voices…
What's the first thought you had this morning? Only 2 more weeks till I see Adam
Do you get motion sickness? Orton's don't get motion sickness
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: Exciting, more so when I go with my boys. Man can Cody scream
Pen or pencil? Pen
How many rings before you answer the phone? That's what caller ID is for
Favorite food? Cheetos…what, I can indulge if I want!
Do you get along with your parents? Of course I do, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Yes…it was a dark time…
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Crutons or bacon bits? …
Do you like to drive? Nah, I like to mess with the driver
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Even if I did why would I tell you?
If you could have any pet what would it be? A Python
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? I'm known as a Viper, doesn't that count?
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? I'll never live this down, but scary
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Andre the Giant, it's frickin' Andre man!
Favorite alcoholic drink: whatever gets you buzzed the fastest
What is your Zodiac sign? Aries, wait that's something else right?
If you could have any job what would it be? I'm the face of this company, what more could I want?
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? I think I have enough…for now
Have you ever been in love? Yes, but nothing compares to now
Describe your dream wedding: Nothing fancy, maybe just elope. As long as I'm with Adam we could be married in an alley during by a hobo for all I care
What is on your walls in your room? My many awards…the shelf just wasn't enough room
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? I am an accomplished typist thank you very much!
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? One gardening tool, one animal, why can't I just be me?
What is your favorite number? 45? I don't know! Who the fuck has a favorite number anyway?
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: Ah Punk, well I rather enjoyed his promo he cut prior to MITB
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? Vince McMahon. I think he's still sulking about being relieved of his duties on live TV, plus our last confrontation ended in me punting his head…
Name: Randal Keith Orton, The Viper, Legend Killer, Apex Predator
Sex: Male
Home: St. Louis, Missouri
Height: 6' 4 1/2" hey the half counts!
Eyes: Blue-Grey
Hair: Brown
What is your favorite TV show? I don't watch TV, except for shark week
What's on your mouse pad? Affliction
Favorite Magazine? Really, who has time for magazines anyway?
Favorite smell: That fruity smelling shampoo that Adam uses.
Worst feeling in the world: Watching Adam give his retirement speech while I was hundreds of miles away
Best feeling in the world: Becoming the youngest World Champion
Things to do on the weekend: Workout, Skype with Adam, Tan, Pull pranks, Practice my death stare, Listen to the voices…Kidding…or am I?
Favorite soundtrack: The voices…
What's the first thought you had this morning? Only 2 more weeks till I see Adam
Do you get motion sickness? Orton's don't get motion sickness
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: Exciting, more so when I go with my boys. Man can Cody scream
Pen or pencil? Pen
How many rings before you answer the phone? That's what caller ID is for
Favorite food? Cheetos…what, I can indulge if I want!
Do you get along with your parents? Of course I do, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Yes…it was a dark time…
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Crutons or bacon bits? …
Do you like to drive? Nah, I like to mess with the driver
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Even if I did why would I tell you?
If you could have any pet what would it be? A Python
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? I'm known as a Viper, doesn't that count?
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? I'll never live this down, but scary
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Andre the Giant, it's frickin' Andre man!
Favorite alcoholic drink: whatever gets you buzzed the fastest
What is your Zodiac sign? Aries, wait that's something else right?
If you could have any job what would it be? I'm the face of this company, what more could I want?
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? I think I have enough…for now
Have you ever been in love? Yes, but nothing compares to now
Describe your dream wedding: Nothing fancy, maybe just elope. As long as I'm with Adam we could be married in an alley during by a hobo for all I care
What is on your walls in your room? My many awards…the shelf just wasn't enough room
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? I am an accomplished typist thank you very much!
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? One gardening tool, one animal, why can't I just be me?
What is your favorite number? 45? I don't know! Who the fuck has a favorite number anyway?
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: Ah Punk, well I rather enjoyed his promo he cut prior to MITB
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? Vince McMahon. I think he's still sulking about being relieved of his duties on live TV, plus our last confrontation ended in me punting his head…
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