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John Cena
Name: John Felix Anthony Cena; The champ; Chain gang commander; The CeNation Commander in chief; Doctor of Thuganomics
Sex: Male
Home: West Newbury Massachusetts
Height: 6' 1"
Eyes: Blue-grey
Hair: light brown
What is your favorite TV show? I'm partial to MTV Cribs
What's on your mouse pad? Red Sox, gotta represent yo!
Favorite Magazine? Hustler…what! I read it for the articles
Favorite smell: Peaches n' Cream, it's Evan's favorite shampoo
Worst feeling in the world: Being forced to join Nexus/Tearing my pec
Best feeling in the world: winning my first World Championship at WM21/tagging with Evan
Things to do on the weekend: …I work…pull pranks; try and convince Randy he's gone crazy; pants Randy at various public venues; bug Dave; Rap; tell numerous people "you can't see me!"; plot revenge on Phil; talk with my broski Zack Ryder; recruit 'Swoggle to help me mess with Mike; tease Evan (yes like that) ;D
Favorite soundtrack: Dre's The Chronic
What's the first thought you had this morning? Your time is up my time is now!
Do you get motion sickness? We talking roller coasters or airplanes here?
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: exciting, but potentially deadly…see what I did there?
Pen or pencil? Pen
How many rings before you answer the phone? Honestly I'm bad with my cell
Favorite food? Double whopper, I indulge on the road, otherwise strictly protein shakes
Do you get along with your parents? Obviously or I wouldn't have even bothered feuding with Randy after that stunt he pulled
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Please I'm the golden boy…I don't get caught
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Crutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits, everything is better with bacon!
Do you like to drive? Yea I'll drive, sometimes I'll crash on Randy's bus depends on how late it is…and whether or not Adam tags along in which case I'm out
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Why when I have my own snuggle buddy?
If you could have any pet what would it be? Great Dane
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? A flying squirrel, I could totally bug Randy as a flying rodent…(he despises rodents)
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? Are you kidding, they're freaking amazing
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Tupac
Favorite alcoholic drink: whatever's on tap is fine with me
What is your Zodiac sign? Is that the whole Taurus thing of year of the Dog thing?
If you could have any job what would it be? I live for what I do, but if I wasn't wrestling I'd probably be in the military
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? I'd probably get my wedding ring tattooed on for when I pop the question to Evy, I'm kinda forgetful with jewelry and I don't ever want to lose that
Have you ever been in love? Head over heels
Describe your dream wedding: oh geeze I'll let Evan choose I'm not picky with details
What is on your walls in your room? I'm in hotels most of the time but I do always bring a family photo
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Lefty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? I may or may not hen peck
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? I'd be that one rake that gets lost in the grass that you forget about until it smacks you in the face
What is your favorite number? 54
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: He's Mr. Wrestlemania, the Heartbreak Kid, without him paving the way a lot of us wouldn't be here, plus he packs one hell of a kick!
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? Dave…or Wade, they're both still a little pissed at me…mainly Wade
Name: John Felix Anthony Cena; The champ; Chain gang commander; The CeNation Commander in chief; Doctor of Thuganomics
Sex: Male
Home: West Newbury Massachusetts
Height: 6' 1"
Eyes: Blue-grey
Hair: light brown
What is your favorite TV show? I'm partial to MTV Cribs
What's on your mouse pad? Red Sox, gotta represent yo!
Favorite Magazine? Hustler…what! I read it for the articles
Favorite smell: Peaches n' Cream, it's Evan's favorite shampoo
Worst feeling in the world: Being forced to join Nexus/Tearing my pec
Best feeling in the world: winning my first World Championship at WM21/tagging with Evan
Things to do on the weekend: …I work…pull pranks; try and convince Randy he's gone crazy; pants Randy at various public venues; bug Dave; Rap; tell numerous people "you can't see me!"; plot revenge on Phil; talk with my broski Zack Ryder; recruit 'Swoggle to help me mess with Mike; tease Evan (yes like that) ;D
Favorite soundtrack: Dre's The Chronic
What's the first thought you had this morning? Your time is up my time is now!
Do you get motion sickness? We talking roller coasters or airplanes here?
Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: exciting, but potentially deadly…see what I did there?
Pen or pencil? Pen
How many rings before you answer the phone? Honestly I'm bad with my cell
Favorite food? Double whopper, I indulge on the road, otherwise strictly protein shakes
Do you get along with your parents? Obviously or I wouldn't have even bothered feuding with Randy after that stunt he pulled
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Please I'm the golden boy…I don't get caught
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Crutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits, everything is better with bacon!
Do you like to drive? Yea I'll drive, sometimes I'll crash on Randy's bus depends on how late it is…and whether or not Adam tags along in which case I'm out
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Why when I have my own snuggle buddy?
If you could have any pet what would it be? Great Dane
If you could be any type of animal what would it be? A flying squirrel, I could totally bug Randy as a flying rodent…(he despises rodents)
Thunderstorms, cool or scary? Are you kidding, they're freaking amazing
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Tupac
Favorite alcoholic drink: whatever's on tap is fine with me
What is your Zodiac sign? Is that the whole Taurus thing of year of the Dog thing?
If you could have any job what would it be? I live for what I do, but if I wasn't wrestling I'd probably be in the military
If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? I'd probably get my wedding ring tattooed on for when I pop the question to Evy, I'm kinda forgetful with jewelry and I don't ever want to lose that
Have you ever been in love? Head over heels
Describe your dream wedding: oh geeze I'll let Evan choose I'm not picky with details
What is on your walls in your room? I'm in hotels most of the time but I do always bring a family photo
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Lefty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? I may or may not hen peck
If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? I'd be that one rake that gets lost in the grass that you forget about until it smacks you in the face
What is your favorite number? 54
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: He's Mr. Wrestlemania, the Heartbreak Kid, without him paving the way a lot of us wouldn't be here, plus he packs one hell of a kick!
Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? Dave…or Wade, they're both still a little pissed at me…mainly Wade
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