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Elena-Hey! I'm Elena and we're gonna do a short interview with MCR. Welcome Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray...where's Bob?

Ray-Crowd Surfing.

Everyone looks at the audience to see Bob on top of them.

Bob-WOO! Hey guys! I'm flying. Gets flopped on to stage. Ouch.

Elena-And Bob! Welcome to 5 Tales of (My) Chemical Romance fact show. I'm the creator of the MCR series and the band is gonna tell you whats true and whats false. So lets start with Mistooken Mistakes.

Gerard-Reading Chapter 1 Yeah. I never fell in love with a sub-tour manager.

Mikey-I had no interest in an imaginary girl.

Frank-I would never turn my back on my wife by saying shes beautiful.

Ray-Christa is my only girl.

Bob-HEY GIRLS!!!!

Elena-Okay. Just explain the facts.

Gerard-Hey! As you know I'm Gerard Way! I am married and do have a daughter. I have a dog named Olivia. She is adorible.

Elena-Your dog?

Gerard-You have a problem with that?

Elena-No, go on!

Gerard-I do date fans that like me for who I am not what I look like. Well, that too. But not only that. Winks

Frank-I am married. Thats the only fact thats really in the story. Oh and my wife's name isn't Carla it's-

Elena-Let's get to that in the next story.

Ray-Are you done! Anyway. My hair doesn't have feelings!

Elena-How are you so sure?

Ray-I'm done.

Bob-Chicks dig me!

Elena-Next story...Make a Rockin Wish.

Gerard-Pretty much the same thing as the last one.

Mikey-I'm not married, yet. I'm not getting any kids any time soon, at least I don't think so...Gerard punches Mikey in the shoulder What was that for. Is she???

Frank-He was teasing you. No she's not having any kids. My turn!!!! My wifes name is Jamie. Nickname. She is pregnant right now and thats it.

Ray-Your 24 going on 25 years old. Don't you think thats a little too young?

Frank-Your 28 going on 29 and your not even engaged.

Ray-Shut up.

Frank-Make me!

Elena-Okay, okay. Bob?

Bob-Who Loves me?!

Fans-MEE!!!!

Bob-Good.

Elena-Okay. 5 Tales of (My) Chemical Romance?

Gerard-Okay. My daughter was not a preme.

Elena-Thats not how you say i-

Gerard-I don't care! Thats how I want to say it.

Elena-MeanySticks tounge out

Gerard-Loser!Sticks tounge out

Elena-Anyway. Ray, can I poof your hair?

Ray-Why?

Elena-I like poofy stuff. 2 of my friends have poofy hair let me poof theirs. You are my friend, right?

Ray-I can't resist that face! Fine.

Elena-YAY!Whispers If Ray let me do that, maybe Mikey can I bite you?

Mikey-Eww, why?

Elena-I like biting stuff. I want to.

GErard-Are you an april?

Elena-Yeah.

Gerard-I knew it! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!Gives me a high five.

Elena-Oh yeah!

Gerard-Oh yeah.

Bob-Give me a big whoop, whoop!

Everyone-Whoop, whoop!

Fans-We love you Bob!

Bob-Don't you?

Frank-Sweetheart, I'm being interviewed. Looks around Love you bye. Ha! She always has to call at the wrong time.

Ray-Yup.

Frank-Shut up.

Ray-Okay sweetheart.

Elena-Okay, stop.

Gerard-Your name is Elena?

Elena-Yes! I am not lying. I swear!

Gerard-Pinky promise?

Elena-Yeah. Are you gay 'cause you seem like it.

Gerard-Is this on national t.v.?

Elena-No...

Gerard-Good! I'm not gay.

Mikey-He's by!

Gerard-Yeah. Thank god my wife doesn't know about it!

Mikey-Yeah! Katmando might get mad!

Gerard-Shut up or I'll kill you!

Mikey-Make me!

Elena-Okay! I'll see you next time on facts in fiction! BAck to the story good night!

Bob-Whoop!

Everyone-Whoop!

Elena-Seriously, bye!