Took something perfect, and painted it red. [Pretty pointless Frerard one-shot. Featuring sass and hair dye.]
Да здравствует Россия федерации!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHaHHAHAHHA actual laughing out loud.
something about russians always makes me laugh, probably not a good thing
but anyway, your fic was a good thing
Damn, someone is still stuck in the mafia phase here, that much is clear. I mean with that one dye color and I'm not talking about the Burnt Cherry.
Да здравствует Россия федерации!"
Lord, clap, clap, clap! Whole fucking round of applause for you Lornaigh. I loved the play on words with the title. Red: not just for Gerard's hair dye but for Frank's apparent Soviet oath too man! XD Too good!
Just too fucking halarious!
at first, i thought it had some sanity in it...
then i got to the russian spy part...
and was like:
WHAT THE FUCK????? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
omg, this was just priceless, thank you so much!!! made my day, seriously :'DDD fuuuck XDD gonna be in my favourites for a looooong long time xd
THIS WAS JUST EASGTMKSEANMHKSNDHKLH
IM SO FAVORITING THIS xD
you are fucking mental my friend. I love it though, how it started out really normal and fluffy. And then a bazooka and Frank being russian just appear out of nowhere. I'm gonna be laughing about this for the rest of the night now!
OH. My. GOD. THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
Frank shouldn't be allowed to have guns ._. But that was awesome. It made my crappy Tuesday morning a lot better. And imagining the look on Mikey's face... XDDD Just hilarious. heavy weapons guy voice DIZ WAS VERY GOOD.
XDDD Had SOMEWHAT of a plot line...till the bazooka bit...
That was fucking hilarious...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MORE CHAPTERS. MOOORREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm crying... Maybe that's the hayfever? Nope, it's 4 am and I'm taking shit for that... I must be crying with laughter :P
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