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-GERARD AND MATT'S APARTMENT-
"Before you hear any dirty lies, yes, I'm dating a scene kid."
"Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?"
"See another bed?" Gerard walked into the bathroom.
"Oh yeah...
(Matt Pelissier, Age: 26, Rating: 7/10)
"Looks like you're totally my bitch forever."

~Ownership List~
Bed- Matt
Chair- Matt
Black Flag CD- Gerard
Misfits shirt- Matt paid for it
Computer- Matt
Coat- Gerard
Matt's coat- Better than Gerard's

"You're so funny."
"You know me."
"Hey- do me a favor. Don't tell Grace."
Matt whipped out his phone. "You know me."
"Who are you texting?" Just then, Gee's phone rang.
"Hello?"
"You're dating a scene-mo?"
"Who told you?"
"Matt."
"DUDE- NOT COOL", he yelled, throwing a pillow at his roommate's head.
"So, who is this mysterious enchantress you're dating?"
"Her name's Lunette. She's manic-depressive."
"You're dating a manic-depressive SCENE-MO?! You're ridiculous."
"She's obsessed with astronomy and pentagrams, too."
"God. Wait. You haven't-"
"No, no. I think we held hands once...?"
"Gerard, why are you doing this?"
"It's just nice, you know. Simple."
"What? How? Gee, it's been over a year since you were dumped by... that woman. Is this you being retarded, or are you actually moving on?"
"I'll let you know when I know."