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Chapter Five of MSTing and Chapter Eight of My Immortal
Author's Note: stop flassing ok!
Jon: Is this Tara's way of telling us to stop flossing?
Norah: Why does she care about our teeth?
if u do den u r a prep!
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
Will: I feel bad for those poor, poor students who were just trying to have a lesson.
"Ebony it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.
My friend Bl'oody Mary Smith
Alison: Why is there an apostrophe in Bloody? Also, isn't this Hermione?
Harper: I think it is her. No clue on the apostrophe.
smiled at me understatedly.
Norah: That isn't a word, you mindless idiot.
She flipped her long, waste-length
Jon: Waste-length? What kind of waste? Toxic waste? Human waste? Animal waste?
Alison: I don't know, but whatever kind it is, it sounds gross.
gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes
Harper: Why were they closed in the first place?
like blood that she was wearing color contacts on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them was a witch but Voldemort
Will: Is Voldemort going to be in here as well?
Norah: I hope so. Just imagine Enoby trying to fight him.
Harper: She'd probably do it "flirtily".
killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out that her real last name is Smith and not Granger.
Alison: Everyone is getting a name change in this story.
Jon: And a makeover.
Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor.
"What is it you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!"
Harper: Why do all the teachers drop such lame insults?
demeaned Snape angrily in his cold voice, but I ignored him.
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.
Norah: So, let me get this straight. Enoby and Vampire are together, but she cheated on him with Draco, and now Vampire cheated on her with Draco?
Will: That's what I think.
Norah: That's a mind fuck if there ever was one. Seriously, that subplot in itself makes Inception look like an episode of Sesame Street.
Everyone gasped.
Harper: So it was all one collective gasp?
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me.
Alison: WHOA! POV change!
I had went out with Vampire
Harper: I knew it! I knew he was a 'mo!
(I'm bi and so is Ebony)
Harper: Damn. I was wrong.
Jon: How does Ebony's sexuality factor into this equation?
for a while but then Vampire broke my heart.
Norah: So Vampire is also into guys?
He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker.
Alison: Britney. Such a preppy name.
Now, we were just good friends.
Jon: With benefits!
He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.
Will: For all you know, she could have been a wonderful person.
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to burst into tears.
Norah: SHE'S A DUDE?!?
Jon: Well, she did get an erection in one chapter, and as she put it, Draco "put his boy's thingy into mine." So yeah, I think she is a dude.
Norah: Wow. It's getting more ridiculous with every sentence!
End of chapter five