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Fake it to look like a blue ticket but strike with the red ticket
1 reviewShunsuke, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, Bender-1, Leela, & Zoidberg join the police academy. (slash fic, Fry-A & Fry-1 + author)
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FUTURAMA
Flower for heart
Shunsuke is making a pizza delivery on the Red Rocket. He’s wearing his work uniform. He peddles along the street & is run over by a hover-bus. His right leg twitches but he’s unharmed.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/ow-1.png
He uses his wand to repair his uniform, body, & the Red Rocket.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/Angel-1.png
He opens the door to a room with his rear.
Shunsuke: Hello? Pizza delivery for (reaches for paper in right pocket) ... Wed G. Me. [Censored with guitar sound]
Fry-A & Fry-1 are in the employee lounge when Shunsuke walks in.
You, you've made up your mind
I'm not the greatest find
You've made up your mind
oohhh
Fry-A: This has become too much!
Shunsuke: What has?
Fry-1: This job! We got no future here!
Fry-A & Fry-1: We’re quitting!
Shunsuke: I’ll quit too but I’m keeping this uniform! It’s so cute!
Leela, Bender-A, Bender-1, & Zoidberg walk in.
Leela: Did we just hear you guys right? You’re all quitting?
Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1: Yep!
Leela, Bender-A, Bender-1, & Zoidberg: Us too!
Shunsuke, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, Bender-1, Leela, & Zoidberg leave the headquarters & enroll in the police academy. They’re now wearing arctic bluish white shirts with “NNYPD” written in deep sapphire blue on the front & grayish cornflower blue pants with grayish cerulean waistband.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/ni.png
Shunsuke walks through a scanner which sets off sirens with red lights. His devil horn headband temporarily becomes visible.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/Devil.png
A screen says “Wedgie the devil!”.
Fry-A & Fry-1 grab the light yellowish gray back waistband of his light goldish gray briefs & wedgie him repeatedly. His leg holes are exposed. Everyone is laughing at him & cheering. They lift him into the air. They carry him to a flagpole & give him the flagpole underwear wedgie. Bender-A & Bender-1 recorded everything.
Shunsuke: I have a feeling I’m gonna be spending a lot of my time getting wedgied while at this police academy.
Cops: You got that right!
They all graduate with flying colors. Leela becomes their boss.
Leela: All right, men! State your names!
Bender-A & Bender-1: I'm Bender-Day!
Fry-A & Fry-1: I'm Fry-O-Day!
Shunsuke: I'm Shun-E-Day!
Zoidberg: I'm Freedom Day! Heh, heh!
Leela: This is our next mission. (opening a folder with the info) We need to catch this robber who's dressed like a woman! Do you know where he is, Shunsuke?
Shunsuke: He’s at a shopping center. It’s not too far from here! Let’s go!
They get on their high-tech self-balancing motorcycles & drive to the shopping center. They find the robber walking out of a perfume department. He runs for it. Shunsuke uses his pitchfork to drop a rock in his path. He trips & falls into a water fountain. The cops point their guns & apprehend him.
Shunsuke: DNA & career chip please!
Bender-A: (pokes right palm with device) (screen appears with info) Wesley Carmine, you’re under arrest for robbery!
Shunsuke: Yay! ~ (walks up to the front & points left) Sine! (points right) Cosine! (turns in a circle) Mentaiko! (V hand gesture to the right of face, right eye wink, heart, & sparkles)
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/tumblr_lxod5i4zl11qca8mno1_500.gif
They retire & return to working at Planet Express.
The next day, Shunsuke is at the revived Monogram recording studio in Stockholm, Sweden. He hires Zapp Brannigan to sing for a song which ends up being used in a promotional campaign for Kanebo Lavshuca Cosmetics. They drink beer & hang out in their underwear together again. Zapp, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1 all have fun giving Shunsuke wedgies.
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Synthesizer: Hermes Conrad
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Guitars: Bender Bending Rodriguez-A & Bender Bending Rodriguez-1
Background Vocals: Zapp “The Zapper” Brannigan
Flower for heart
Shunsuke is making a pizza delivery on the Red Rocket. He’s wearing his work uniform. He peddles along the street & is run over by a hover-bus. His right leg twitches but he’s unharmed.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/ow-1.png
He uses his wand to repair his uniform, body, & the Red Rocket.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/Angel-1.png
He opens the door to a room with his rear.
Shunsuke: Hello? Pizza delivery for (reaches for paper in right pocket) ... Wed G. Me. [Censored with guitar sound]
Fry-A & Fry-1 are in the employee lounge when Shunsuke walks in.
You, you've made up your mind
I'm not the greatest find
You've made up your mind
oohhh
Fry-A: This has become too much!
Shunsuke: What has?
Fry-1: This job! We got no future here!
Fry-A & Fry-1: We’re quitting!
Shunsuke: I’ll quit too but I’m keeping this uniform! It’s so cute!
Leela, Bender-A, Bender-1, & Zoidberg walk in.
Leela: Did we just hear you guys right? You’re all quitting?
Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1: Yep!
Leela, Bender-A, Bender-1, & Zoidberg: Us too!
Shunsuke, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, Bender-1, Leela, & Zoidberg leave the headquarters & enroll in the police academy. They’re now wearing arctic bluish white shirts with “NNYPD” written in deep sapphire blue on the front & grayish cornflower blue pants with grayish cerulean waistband.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/ni.png
Shunsuke walks through a scanner which sets off sirens with red lights. His devil horn headband temporarily becomes visible.
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/Devil.png
A screen says “Wedgie the devil!”.
Fry-A & Fry-1 grab the light yellowish gray back waistband of his light goldish gray briefs & wedgie him repeatedly. His leg holes are exposed. Everyone is laughing at him & cheering. They lift him into the air. They carry him to a flagpole & give him the flagpole underwear wedgie. Bender-A & Bender-1 recorded everything.
Shunsuke: I have a feeling I’m gonna be spending a lot of my time getting wedgied while at this police academy.
Cops: You got that right!
They all graduate with flying colors. Leela becomes their boss.
Leela: All right, men! State your names!
Bender-A & Bender-1: I'm Bender-Day!
Fry-A & Fry-1: I'm Fry-O-Day!
Shunsuke: I'm Shun-E-Day!
Zoidberg: I'm Freedom Day! Heh, heh!
Leela: This is our next mission. (opening a folder with the info) We need to catch this robber who's dressed like a woman! Do you know where he is, Shunsuke?
Shunsuke: He’s at a shopping center. It’s not too far from here! Let’s go!
They get on their high-tech self-balancing motorcycles & drive to the shopping center. They find the robber walking out of a perfume department. He runs for it. Shunsuke uses his pitchfork to drop a rock in his path. He trips & falls into a water fountain. The cops point their guns & apprehend him.
Shunsuke: DNA & career chip please!
Bender-A: (pokes right palm with device) (screen appears with info) Wesley Carmine, you’re under arrest for robbery!
Shunsuke: Yay! ~ (walks up to the front & points left) Sine! (points right) Cosine! (turns in a circle) Mentaiko! (V hand gesture to the right of face, right eye wink, heart, & sparkles)
"Your text to link...":http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/hareonna20/tumblr_lxod5i4zl11qca8mno1_500.gif
They retire & return to working at Planet Express.
The next day, Shunsuke is at the revived Monogram recording studio in Stockholm, Sweden. He hires Zapp Brannigan to sing for a song which ends up being used in a promotional campaign for Kanebo Lavshuca Cosmetics. They drink beer & hang out in their underwear together again. Zapp, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1 all have fun giving Shunsuke wedgies.
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Synthesizer: Hermes Conrad
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Guitars: Bender Bending Rodriguez-A & Bender Bending Rodriguez-1
Background Vocals: Zapp “The Zapper” Brannigan
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