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No Heroes Allowed [Frerard]
(#) -Ever_After- 2012-06-28
Well, it's off to a bit of a slow start, but I'm confident in it. I think I can take a few guesses at the plot, and I'll definitely keep a close eye on this!
~ HailiAuthor's response
Gotta set the scene X) I promise I know what I'm doing, haha! I don't want to just dive into this because then it will definitely be rushed and confusing, and I'd rather that didn't happen.
The next chapter will be up tonight, and things actually take off a little bit in this one, I think. :)No Heroes Allowed [Frerard]
(#) RockMusic 2012-06-28
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man!No Heroes Allowed [Frerard]
(#) RockMusic 2012-06-28
I'm sorry, I just saw someone called Review post that on a story and I shit my pants it's hilarious, I just want to turn it into a thing. You know? Lol. On a real note, I love the idea and I can't wait for the next chapter. They're are not enough super hero stories on here in my opinion.Author's response
....isn't that just the lyrics to Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island?
....whatever, I love The Lonely Island. X)
Anyways, thanks! New chapter will be up in, like, half an hour, so stay tuned.
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