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"You Ichigo Kurosaki... are pregnant."
"I'm WHAT?"
"He's WHAT?" both males exclaimed in unison. Three words explained their thoughts and feelings at that moment. Shock, confusion, and doubt. It wasn't possible... was it? Ichigo began pacing as his fingers snaked through his hair and he mumbled to himself that it was impossible and this was just the bad guys lying to him. The teen suddenly turned to the other and punched him hard enough to make him stumble back a few steps.
"What the fuck did you do to me?"
"What the fuck do you mean 'I did to you?' How the fucking Hell was I supposed to know this would happen?" the other shot, recovering quickly. "If I did, I wouldn't have done it in the first place!" Ichigo chuckled in disbelief yet somehow was still smug about it.
"Yeah right, and Aizen has good intentions." he stated, gesturing to the man who didn't react to the insult. "You fucking brainless liar..." he mumbled, turning away.
"The fuck you just say to me?" Grimmjow yelled, quickly becoming more and more pissed off. The boy turned back around to get in the others face.
"I said you're the most idiotic, brainless, arrogant, self-centered asshole I've ever had the displeasure of meeting!"
"Well you're the most annoying, weakest, pathetic little insect I've ever been unfortunate enough to lay eyes on!" Grimmjow yelled back, not backing down from the situation. Ichigo shoved him away.
"Fuck off, you soul sucking leech!" he screamed at the blunet who just stepped right back into it, coming closer to get back into his face.
"I don't fucking think so! I'm not that fucking easy to get rid of soul reaper!" Ichigo growled, trying to figure out what to say next. He was in a panic and was running low on material to work with. He didn't want to back down and losing wasn't an option and with the annoying little tug in the back of his mind telling him not to go too far, his comeback gauge was running even lower. It was hard trying to watch what he said to the other man while in this state.
"You're... you're such a failure!"
"So was your dad's condom!" Ichigo stared at the man in shock and disbelief for a few moments before snapping out of it, more pissed off.
"I was not a mistake!" the other raised an eyebrow as he slightly leaned back, folding his arms over his chest.
"You sure about that soul reaper?"
"In either case, at least I know what it's like to be loved and have a family!"
"Yeah well you can take your "family" and shove it up your ass!" that was it. He no longer cared what came out of his mouth or if he hurt the other.
"Be a good little kitty and go fuck your master!" Ichigo yelled and the blunet froze, his eyebrow twitching. The berry smirked, finally feeling in control.
"I'm not a fucking cat you little shit!"
"Oh really?" the teen asked as he folded his arms. "Speaking of your master..." he looked around. "Where is he?" he raised his hands up to his mouth and called toward the door. "Hey Ulquiorra! Come get your pet, he needs to be punished!" Grimmjow grabbed one of the boy's wrists and turned him back to face him, a deadly glare in his eyes.
"I'm not that bitch's pet! And just so you know, the only one I fuck is you!" Ichigo's eyes widened. Only him? He figured the panther would be getting whoever he wanted here but he only took him? "With you in your proper place, beneath me, screaming out in agony like the little bitch you are!" Ichigo's eyes narrowed into a glare again.
"Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a heartless bastard like you but I always take it back because I enjoy being better than you!" Ichigo yelled back, snatching his arm away.
"I would rather be trash than be over reactive and clingy!" he shot.
"At least I'm honest to about being obsessed with you rather than following in your footsteps by lying to myself!"
"I'm not lying to myself, I hate you and that's that!"
"You know, I often find myself thinking that I would like to see things from your point of view but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!" Grimmjow was about fed up with the kid's shit, his hands were clenched into fists so tight, it felt as though his palms would start bleeding at any moment. He was about to punch the boy when he looked back into those chocolate eyes and actually seen them for the first time since they had gotten the news and started fighting. They held fear that was masked and hidden behind false anger. He was afraid. Afraid just like the blunet was. He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself and not hit the scared child in front of him. Taking the silence a passage way to win the fight, the teen took the opportunity to continue. "You're a sorry excuse of an Espada." the blunet's eyes widened in both shock and anger. That hit a nerve. "I'm gonna laugh when you finally die and someone takes your place." Grimmjow was at a loss for words. He was trying to be nice and he goes and says something like that.
"I'm gonna laugh when you finally die..."
Why did his chest hurt again? The blunet glared harder into the teen and growled. He seemed more deadly now than he ever had before. Seeing the look on his face, that tug in the back of Ichigo's mind exploded, leaving only two words in his mind. Too far.
"That's it, I'm gonna kill you!" he growled evilly. Ichigo slowly started backing up with his hands shown in mercy.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that-I swear..." he pleaded but it was too late, Grimmjow raised his fist. Ichigo fell back on his ass as his lover's fist was launched at him but the attack was suddenly caught.
"Now, now Grimmjow there's no need for that." Aizen spoke softly. The blunet looked at the other confused before his gaze returned to the teen on the floor.
"Fuck, I had completely forgotten he was still here..." Grimmjow mumbled to himself as he stood straight, turned away, and ran a hand through his hair. He sighed deeply, trying to calm himself.
"Are you alright?" Aizen asked, holding his hand out for the berry. Ichigo didn't take his hand and just stood on his own.
"I'm fine." he growled, brushing himself off before heading for the door.
"Just where the Hell do you think you're going?" Grimmjow growled, seeing him out of the corner of his eye.
"To find Ulquiorra and Orihime. Obviously I can't go back to the World of the Living or the Soul Society will kill me under suspicion of being a traitor since I'm giving off your reiatsu. How I see it, I have to stay here until my reiatsu evens out and then I can go home." he answered without looking back. "And since I'm staying, I want Orihime to be able to go home."
"Accompany him will you Grimmjow?" Aizen asked sweetly and the other just growled. "I'll get the Espada to round the intruders into one area where we will give them Orihime. Make sure that Ichigo is bound so that he can't follow." Grimmjow humphed before following his uke out the door.
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An awkward and tense silence overwhelmed the two lovers/haters as they walked to Ulquiorra's room where Grimmjow guessed he would've moved the girl.
"I'm uh... really sorry about what I said..." Ichigo whispered nervously, rubbing the back of his head, his eyes cast downward.
"You should be." Grimmjow answered as if it was nothing.
"I really didn't mean it." he continued, looking at the man at his side who just shrugged.
"Doesn't matter."
"Yes it does!" the teen shouted, throwing his arms down like a child throwing a tantrum. Grimmjow just shrugged again. The kid was just upset, no need to get worked up over anything he said, this same thing would just happen again. "I said something that obviously hurt you!"
"I'm not hurt." the blunet responded, twisting his pinky in his ear, a habit he was trying to stop.
"Then why did you react like that?"
'Simple answers Grimmjow. Just something simple that won't anger him. Pregnant humans are said to be very dangerous.' the blunet reminded himself. "I was tired of hearing your shit."
"So you're gonna threaten to kill me to shut me up?" the teen yelled.
'What did I say wrong?' "Look kid, the sooner you can get home, the sooner we'll both be happy."
"So you don't want me here?"
'What the Hell am I saying that's wrong? Didn't he just say that he wanted to go home?' he was glad to find that they had arrived. Now he didn't have to put up with this. Knowing that he'd get interrupted, he started to answer as he opened the door and the teen walked in. "I'm just saying that-"
"Ichigo!" the two girls shouted, rushing over to him. The small green haired child crashed into his stomach, sending him back into the blunet standing directly behind him. Without thinking, Grimmjow acted. He wrapped a protective arm around his berry and grabbed the girl's small head before throwing her across the room.
"Nel!" both Ichigo and Orihime shouted. The oranget tried to go after her to catch her but was held still by the arm wrapped around him. Luckily Orihime caught her with her Santen Kesshun. Ichigo looked down to see that the panther's arm was wrapped around his waist, his hand laying gently over his stomach. That's when he understood.
"You actually think I am pregnant and you were worried that the baby would get hurt?" Ichigo whispered to him. Realizing this, Grimmjow pushed him away.
"No! Just... because of her, you hit me so I was just getting revenge." he shot back and Ichigo just chuckled.
"Whatever. I appreciate the protection but if you keep doing that to kids, you're gonna be an awful father." he teased, turning toward Orihime who looked worried.
"I told you I-" he stopped himself and just growled, folded his arms, and glared at the wall. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Ulquiorra motioning him to him so he walked over to the raven.
"What did Lord Aizen say?"
"Come on Nel, don't give me that face. I'm fine." Ichigo reassured the girl before looking over to where the two Espada were. Grimmjow whispered something in the others ear and his eyes widened before he abruptly stood and exited the room. Ichigo was shocked. Ulquiorra, the emotionless arrancar... just glared at him. Anger. Emotion. When did that happen?
"Visiting time is over prisoner." Grimmjow's voice suddenly boomed as he felt cold metal wrap around his neck and wrists that had been pulled behind his back. He grunted in pain as he was forced to his feet. The cuffs were linked to a single chain which Grimmjow held in his hand, that murderous smile playing on his lips. His mood shifted so damn quickly. The blunet wasn't worried about Ichigo trying to leave, he just didn't want him to be labeled as a traitor. The kid wanted to go home someday didn't he? He needed something to go back to. The kid tried to object but was stopped by the cloth that gagged him.
"What are you doing? Stop it!" Orihime cried. He glared at her as he chained her hands and gagged her as well.
"Wait! Stop!" Grimmjow glared down at Nel who sat there crying.
"If you wanna live, I suggest you get lost." he growled and she slowly nodded. He turned to leave, focusing on where everyone's spiritual pressure had gathered. That's where he needed to go. Ichigo started struggling harder and those angry eyes began to burn a hole into him so he hit a soft spot on the kid's head hard enough to knock him out. Orihime became loud in her panic so he threatened to do the same to her, which shut her up. He threw the kid over his shoulder and ordered the other to walk so she did.
They came into a room that was similar to the last; it must be Grimmjow's room. Ichigo was thrown onto the bed where Grimmjow removed Zangetsu from his back and placed it on the mattress next to him to him. Next the arrancar pulled a white sheet over his body before picking him back up, leaving his zanpakuto on the bed. He grabbed a second sheet and walked back to Orihime, picking up the end of the chain she hadn't realized he had dropped.
"If you start struggling, I'll knock you out too ya hear?" she nodded so he threw the sheet over her head before lifting her up, carrying her under his arm. It didn't take much effort carrying two still bodies, it would be much harder if they were thrashing around though. Luckily he prevented that from happening. Now it was just time to leave.
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"Where the Hell is that brat?" Nnoitra growled. They were told not to inflict anymore damage onto the intruders and to wait for Grimmjow to get there. Well they were getting tired of stalling. It was only Nnoitra, Tesla, Szayel, and Aaroniero there. Against them were Renji, Rukia, Uryuu, and Chad. This would've been an interesting fight but no. They were no longer able to hurt them so it wasn't really even a fight.
"I don't know what's taking him so long." "But he better hurry." Aaroniero stated.
"I agree, I grow tired of this game." Szayel pitched in.
"I hear ya all talking about me..." everyone turned to see the sixth Espada standing at their level in the air holding two lumps of white. "Heh miss me?"
"It's about fucking time ya got here Grimm." Nnoitra snickered, walking up to him as he lowered himself to the ground.
"If you keep calling me that, you're gonna get yer ass handed to ya by our newest addition." the fifth looked at him oddly but didn't question as the other Espada stepped behind him.
"What are you doing?" Renji asked and Grimmjow just smirked at him before dropping the lump under his arm as he tore the sheet off to reveal that it was Orihime. She landed on her knees and when she saw everyone, her eyes watered.
"Orihime!" Rukia exclaimed, stepping forward but four zanpakuto were pointed at her. "What do you want?" she asked seriously.
"Don't tell them anything that happened here you got that?" Grimmjow whispered to Orihime and she nodded. "Unchain her." he ordered someone and Tesla was the one to do it. She ran to her friends and Rukia took her into her arms, hushing her. "Leave." Grimmjow commanded as he turned around.
"Wait!" Uryuu yelled and the panther stopped. "Where's Ichigo? Is that..." he trailed off and the other smirked before turning around to reveal the unconscious oranget. All of the boy's friends' eyes widened at the sight. Ichigo... Ichigo was unconscious, chained up, gagged, and held onto tightly by the enemy. Even the other arrancar seemed a bit surprised that they had gotten him.
"You mean him?" he asked as his arm snaked around the boy's waist, firmly holding him to his side. He leaned back slightly so that the others head rolled onto his shoulder instead of hanging loosely. "Sorry to disappoint but he's staying here."
"Give him back!" Renji yelled and that only made Grimmjow want to mess with them. He looked at Ichigo as the boy's head turned toward his neck as if trying to cuddle. He was waking up. Perfect timing. "You bastard!" the red headed shinigami yelled, rushing forward to attack. Grimmjow turned his head to the others, telling them not to attack. As Renji got closer, Grimmjow pulled Ichigo in front of him. Renji's eyes widened and he pulled out of the attack though the end extensions of Zabimaru were already too close. Seeing this, Grimmjow's arms instinctively wrapped around the berry as he spun around, allowing the blades to dig into his back. He cursed at himself for letting his own trick backfire on him especially in front of everyone else.
"Mmm... Grimm..." Ichigo mumbled in his sleep.
'Does this kid always have dreams about me or what?' his eyes widened and he growled when he felt his berry's length growing against him, causing his own to grow as well. "Damn it..." he growled, thinking of how to get around this. Suddenly he roughly bit the berry's neck above the chain, nearly breaking his fragile skin. As he pulled away, he tore off the cloth covering his lips so his friends could hear his waking reaction.
"Ow! What the fuck Grimmjow?" Ichigo yelled, trying to get away from the panther but he held onto him with an iron grip. "W-where the Hell are we?"
"Ichigo!" Orihime shouted in worry and he struggled more but stopped, realizing what was going on.
"Go home!"
"What?" everyone other than Chad exclaimed though he did look surprised.
"I said 'go home.' Get out of here. I was able to get Orihime and all of you out of here safely on the condition that I stayed." a few gasped. "You guys know me, I'll bust outta here in no time so just-" a new cloth was placed over his mouth but before it could be tied behind his head, he elbowed Grimmjow, causing him to slightly move the cloth. "Go!" Grimmjow recovered and tied the cloth tightly, angry that he had just done that. He used his sonido to get out of there, the others soon following.
As they arrived back at Los Noches, Grimmjow set the struggling teen on his feet and removed the gag.
"I can walk you know!" he shouted, clawing at the cuff on his neck. "Now get this fucking thing off me!"
"You're such a pain in the ass..." Grimmjow mumbled, unlocking the chains around his throat.
"Yeah well you're a miserable waste of life." Ichigo shot back.
'Don't let it get to you. Don't let it get to you. Don't let it get to you...' "Are you really gonna start this again?" the blunet asked, looking up at him pleadingly. He was tired and didn't want to deal with this. The oranget blushed and looked away, not saying another word.
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Grimmjow walked into his house and sighed in relief. What a long day. Each Espada had their own building but a room in the main building which is usually where the sixth spent most of his time. When he stayed there, information about attacks and such got to him faster so he could be one of the first to get into a fight. This was actually the first time he had been in his building in a few months. The blunet threw himself onto his bed, forgetting how much more comfortable it was than the one in his room in the main building.
... ... ...
"Ichigo is not to be harmed for as long as he is here. Is that in any way unclear?" no one objected though Grimmjow was more interested in staring at a wall while a female arrancar tended to the wound on his back. "Oh and Grimmjow." Aizen called before he could leave with everyone else. Both Grimmjow and Ichigo turned around. "He'll be staying with you."
"What?" Grimmjow shouted. "You've gotta be fucking kidding me!"
"Better get showing him where he'll be living from now on." the brunet stated before leaving. Grimmjow turned around to see Ichigo who wore a smug smile. The blunet growled at him before stomping past him, heading to his place without a word.
... ... ...
When the covers suddenly lifted to allow another body into the bed, Grimmjow shot up, eyes locking onto those of his berry.
"What are you doing?"
"Uh... going to bed?" he answered slowly as if by answering wrong, he'd get tossed out. That way of thinking was pretty close.
"No, no, no, no you're sleeping on the couch." Grimmjow ordered, pointing toward it.
"Grimmjow we've had a lot of sex since we've known at each other and you're worried about sharing the same bed? I'm gonna be asleep and if I decided to do something, what can I do that we already haven't? Sides I would make sure I woke you up cause it wouldn't be any fun if you were asleep during."
"Couch." Grimmjow repeated strictly. Ichigo ignored him, crawling under the covers. "Look kid, I'm too tired to deal with your shit right now-"
"Then don't." the teen interrupted him. "I'm sleeping on the bed and that's that so shut up and go to sleep." the berry stated calmly, flopping his head onto the pillow. Grimmjow growled before turning over to face the wall, not bothering to get under the covers. Ichigo turned over a few times before growling as he sat up, running a hand through his hair in frustration.
"Hey kid!" the blunet growled angrily, turning to see him as the boy did the same. "If you're gonna be on the bed then lie down, stay still, and shut the Hell up. I'm trying to sleep." he said before resting his head back onto the pillow. Ichigo was still for a moment before sighing as he lied back down. After a few more minutes of the kid tossing and turning, Grimmjow was about to turn around and kick him off the bed when he felt a body snuggle against his back. The panther froze. Ichigo sighed in contentment, apparently able to settle like that. Grimmjow's face heated up at the warmth the boy give off, his hot breath against his bare skin that suddenly seemed so cold. He quickly flipped around and kicked the boy, sending him over the edge of the bed. "What the Hell do you think you're doing?" he yelled.
"I was cold, you're warm, and you make a better pillow!" Ichigo shouted back, climbing back onto the mattress.
"I don't fucking care if you're cold! You don't touch me and I won't touch you! Got it?"
"But I want you to touch me..." the oranget mumbled, giving his lover that innocent look he loved/hated and Grimmjow felt his face get even hotter.
"That's it!" he yelled, grabbing the others arm as he stood, dragging him over to the couch where he threw him before marching back over to the bed. He felt the smaller body of his roommate slide back under the covers with him to curl up to him once again. Grimmjow pushed him away to get out of bed, mumbling to himself about how he hated the kid. He lied down on the couch and crossed his arms over his chest angrily. Now that he mentioned it... it was really cold in the place. Most likely because he hadn't been in there for so long, there was no heat. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to go back over the bed-no! He refused. He hated the other and nothing would change that fact.
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Grimmjow's eyes slowly opened before he stretched as he yawned, still really tired as if he didn't get a single second of sleep. He suddenly stopped when something moved next to him. He looked down to find that Ichigo was pressed against him, his head resting on the others chest as he slept. His face lit up. The kid was sweating and he moaned quietly as he dreamed most likely of him. God he was gorgeous! The panther didn't know what to do, he was confused, should he kick the berry out or accept him there... what should he do?