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Frank is not from Mars. Frank is from Earth. Frank hates aliens. FRERARD!
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Frank doesn’t like aliens. They are slimy and smell bad and always push in front of him in the queue at the cinema.
5FunnyFrank is not going to go. No one on earth- or on any other planet- can make him. He will die before they win.
5FunnyTo Frank’s surprise, and slight disappointment, none of them maim themselves trying to come see him for a long time.
5Original“Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank!” Gerard is chanting, like Frank’s name is a spell to ward of death. Frank wishes his name were a spell to ward off aliens.
2FunnyThey came from way up in outer space, she's hard to miss and so they landed on her face.
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